[RudyRuetigger]

no matter what u do rudy ,u cant win with this guy...is it worth dealing with him or are u just having fun with him,,,seems to me he is clueless

i always check in daily to see whats going on with sbr...i only check in this thread when im on sbr and bored

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must really be bored if your dealing with his sh1t but hey do what u do

[brad89]

Jericholic.
Doubled up his 35 points against me, folded the next two hands preflop and then quickly left before he had to pay his blind

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

bitemeusadoj, i have no problem admitting to people that are clearly better than me and say so at the table. i still will play them. you sir, i would gladly play heads up any time. you don't even have the basic fundamentals down. i wouldn't pick on anyone if they sucked, but after saying you are a winning player, it definitely needs called out. again, let me know when you can play please. i look forward to the match.

lol... just spotted this Rudy tripe...

The most hilarious part of this -- and there's more than one -- is your delusional notion that you possess the poker acumen to ascertain who's good and who's not at a poker table (other than the obvious stuff anyone can discern).

Your "Hellmuth-like-read-your-soul" of my playing ("scared and only bets the nuts") is PRICELESS! Spot on analysis... shared by many SBR'ers I'm sure.

You're a poker simpleton, Rudy, and come to conclusions as a simpleton would; it's so obvious you've never actually punched in any significant time playing for significant money anywhere... online or B&M. Watched some Cardrunner vids and played some microstakes, that's bout it.

While you're not a donk, you're an incredibly unsophisticated poker player. Your comments (seat changing, equating hit n' running to theft, etc. etc.) reveal that. Hell, I'm not sure you've ever actually played in a casino... otherwise you might have spotted that "seat change" button the dealer has.

And please... after the shit you pulled on centaur (offering bounties to people at the table to stack him & slowroll him), you've forever lost your right to talk about poker etiquette, bub. That shit was beyond scumbag douchery...

And hey... I was sitting a coupla times this week all by my lonesome at the tables; you coulda jumped in any time and played me HU. Eventually... others did just that.

Oh wait... that's right... you're in the red... AGAIN.

Well... tell ya what... next time ya have some points, bub, come find me... mmmkay?

And I never said Jack S about my being a winning player until you said I was a losing player like you; I was just correcting you, numbnuts.

This dishonest presentation of yours like I went around yelling I was a winning player and need to be "called out" is just more in a continuing line of "Rudy bullshit".

Hey... you're a losing poker player and you're pissed others actually can win long-term... we get it.

[nosniboR11]

bleucoin is a hit an run in poker


lol

not the best player either

[RudyRuetigger]

so, are you saying you will play me heads up?

the difference between us is, I use my points for shits and giggles to get 300k. You pinny pinch the fukk out of yours and cash out immediately. so yea, who needs the points more again?

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hey rudy must be bored again huh hey are u going to make top 50 in the tourney in two weeks looking forward to playing against u again

[RudyRuetigger]

no chance, ill have to qualify..gl to you in the tourney (unless i make it, then good luck except the hands against me)

[oiler]

u dont have enough cashes yet ,wow thought u were up there but gl hope u make it

[RudyRuetigger]

and let me know if you are playing..otherwise i have no reason to save these points..somehow i doubt u play me heads up though

u dont have enough cashes yet ,wow thought u were up there but gl hope u make it

yea i took off a few months from the ryder cup- the sbr poker championship

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

so, are you saying you will play me heads up?

Is English your 2nd language?
I've never said or implied otherwise, numbnuts. You're the only one that said you wouldn't play me... remember?
I'll play anyone, and have opened many a SBR table and have just sat and waited for someone to show up. I've played plenty of HU here. All you've ever needed to do is sit down when I've been sitting all by my lonesome. See how easy it is?

the difference between us is, I use my points for shits and giggles to get 300k. You pinny pinch the fukk out of yours and cash out immediately. so yea, who needs the points more again?

Uh, yep... English has to be your 2nd language, cuz I'm having trouble believing even YOU are this stoopid.

See, Rudy... you have a perception problem; and because of this problem, you draw erroneous conclusions that you believe to be fact. I'm sure there's a psychological name for this perception problem (other than idiot, I mean) but I'm not gonna take the time to google it.

I've clearly demonstrated in my short time here I'm very cavalier with my points (and have passed them out freely to other SBR'ers and charity and even to YOU, numbnuts). And I've already explained to you I've been passing out pizza e-cards to my teenage relatives cuz they really like them (but I explained that in English so... *sigh* ... there's the problem).

I couldn't care less about building up my points (to date, this may change) or chasing some mental masturbation fantasy like you do and your masturbatory "300k" that you'll never sniff close to; you obviously just kinda like jerking yourself off -- like you did when you chatted with yourself for 20 minutes at the table we were at -- and being an attention whore.

Hey dewd... nothing wrong with jerking off, per se, but most of us are thinking about Angelina Jolie or Jessica Biel and not 300k points when we're so engaged... capisce?

I recently got a Walmart Gift card for a neighbor woman who I've been close to (relatively, for neighbors) because she's moving out of the neighborhood and I wanted to give her something for the Holidays cuz I'm gonna miss her leaving.
Is that OK with you, Rudy? Or should I return it to Sam so I'm not pinny pinching the fukk outta my points?
Guess I could just give her a "going 'way fuk"... not like I haven't wanted to 'know' her that way.

I can generate points no problem so I spend/give them freely. I'm not chasing anything, as of yet, either real like an Ipad or a fantasy like your 300k.
(BTW, I *guarantee* my cashes to tournaments entered % is better than yours... GUARANTEED.)

Bottom line: Nowadays, I play poker for REAL MONEY at casinos, something you're totally unfamiliar with, btw. (You even recently copped to being simply a points/air bettor in sports, too! sheesh... Jesus H.)
SBR is fun and diversionary for me and I don't obsess over points and what people do with them like you clearly do.
Suppose one could say I like playing on SBR for shits & giggles...

*OH SNAP!*

p.s. Find my someday sitting by myself at the table... mmmkay?

[RudyRuetigger]

hilarious.

i ask a simple question and you come back with a fukkin paragraph of insults again. i do find it funny (and disturbing) you waste this much of your time on me
i was hoping we could play tonight, but you went broke on a 1/2 full ring table (limping utg, accusing someone of bullying for raising co or dealer...just give it up. you are fukkin clueless)

next time you get to 800 points, let me know..(and if anyone wants to bet on him, ill gladly take action on it)

[GUMMO77]

You two should pick out a time/date, set a total amount points that will be in play, and let the PLAY do the talking.

I'd like to see someone make odds too. Would be entertaining to watch.

[daneblazer]

I would be careful with Rudy if I were you...he's leveling SBR

[zsr]

You two should pick out a time/date, set a total amount points that will be in play, and let the PLAY do the talking.

I'd like to see someone make odds too. Would be entertaining to watch.

Lol they'll never play. Calling each other donks and seeing who cares less about betpoints seems to be cooler

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

hilarious.

i ask a simple question and you come back with a fukkin paragraph of insults again.

The kids on the street call it "keepin' it real", pal.


I wouldn't have to repeat certain things if you had the mental capacity to understand them the first time.

i do find it funny (and disturbing) you waste this much of your time on me

Pssst...

If you weren't so slow, you would've noticed that I've only ever responded to you. Haven't initiated anything.


Now, read the above ^^^ slowly and carefully again and again until you understand what it means, Rudy.
Maybe even look up the words "responded" and "initiated" to help you.


You also need to understand we're not exchanging emails here, pal.
Other people are following along and I've been told by 2 players in poker chat they like reading my exchanges w/you.
I think it's because they enjoy seeing you b-slapped with facts and so tilted you follow my every poker move.


And I must ask again, Rudy: How long does it take you to think and type?
Obviously the answer is a long, long time.
For some of us... er, not so much.


And ya wanna talk real hilarity?: You don't even recognize the pathetic irony of someone (ah, YOU) who talks about someone spending time on someone else... then proceeds to concretely prove they are the one doing the actual obsessing of that person.

You've proven that more than once while obsessively watching my poker play while not even at the table!

i was hoping we could play tonight, but you went broke on a 1/2 full ring table (limping utg, accusing someone of bullying for raising co or dealer...just give it up. you are fukkin clueless)

next time you get to 800 points, let me know..(and if anyone wants to bet on him, ill gladly take action on it)

WOW. Speaking of effin clueless: The "bullying" schtick was a running JOKE between Beerdog and myself. It wasn't serious, you moron. Everyone at the table understood this. Hey, if you're going to obsessively follow me around at the tables, least try to keep up... ok?


And don't mention how I got felted/coolered on a 7 6 5 5 5 board with my pocket JJ's falling to pocket 77's. No... God forbid you bring some honesty.



And, ah, um... speaking of points: A quick peek this morning shows that you went El Busto... AGAIN.

Keep auto-fellating yourself chasing that 300k, pal!





Last but not least, only a points/air bettor like yourself wouldn't find issuing a "HU challenge" for internet points pretty ridiculous. Anyone that actually plays for real money would have to get a real chuckle.

But be that as it may, let me reiterate what I've already told you at least 2 other times but it seemingly is failing to sink in: I've sat waiting for anyone to sit down and play me. Don't use the 1/2 only 200 points excuse for not sitting down. Next time you're following me around and see me sitting there... jump in. Don't be shy.

The only time we've sat at a ring game I more than doubled my buyin and you left saying you were "bored" (after talking to yourself for 20 minutes, that is).


p.s. Why didn't you pay off your debt when you had the chance? You're an example of what's wrong with America...


added edit: Busted early in 10am when my 4x pf raise was called by Fuzzy D.
Ten high flop, Lead out with my QQ, Fuzzy all-in, call... Fuzzy has T9 for 2 pair, no help turn/riv, OUT I go.
I throw this in not to whine (Fuzzy's call pf is fine and that's poker and all) but, rather, to only hope for Rudy's sake he had some disinfectant wipes handy to clean up the mess he made in his pants when he saw this.

And, curiously, this is the 2nd time I noticed (could be more) that Rudy was registered for a tourney, I jumped in, then he unregistered and took off.
One has to consider Rudy's actions to be kinda:

[RudyRuetigger]

oh look...another 20minute post rambling about stupid shit
its so easy to come in, skim his long boring ass posts in 10 sec., spend 1 minute typing something out, and let him pound his fukkin keyboard for 20minutes

some people have shit to do and have to unregister for tournaments. we don't sit around and collect welfare. yes you intimidate me so much in a 55 man tourney i automatically unregister

the guy is a winner but won't play me

[cjwatsonfan32]

hilarious.

i ask a simple question and you come back with a fukkin paragraph of insults again. i do find it funny (and disturbing) you waste this much of your time on me
i was hoping we could play tonight, but you went broke on a 1/2 full ring table (limping utg, accusing someone of bullying for raising co or dealer...just give it up. you are fukkin clueless)

next time you get to 800 points, let me know..(and if anyone wants to bet on him, ill gladly take action on it)

play like you did against me today and ill bet on him. drawing dead like a mother fukin idiot and catching the river. unbelievable. just so you know, if you keep trying that itll end up kicking your ass 20x more than you winning.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

oh look...another 20minute post rambling about stupid shit
its so easy to come in, skim his long boring ass posts in 10 sec., spend 1 minute typing something out, and let him pound his fukkin keyboard for 20minutes

some people have shit to do and have to unregister for tournaments. we don't sit around and collect welfare. yes you intimidate me so much in a 55 man tourney i automatically unregister

the guy is a winner but won't play me

To quote The Bard of Avon: "The numbnuts doth protest too much."

Rudy, you and I both know you read... every... last... word.

It has become very clear now that you never intended to play me HU.
Makes perfect sense now that we know you watch my every poker move (evidenced by your own admissions/comments) -- I've sat alone at the tables at least 4 times in the last coupla weeks, yet... no Rudy???

Of course, the one time you did sit down at my table -- which I opened and waited on players -- you waited until there were others sitting first before you came in (yes, the session where you talked to yourself for 20 minutes, I more than doubled-up and you unceremoniously left saying you were "bored"... yeah, that one).

Oh well, I suppose if one were being kind... and grading on a curve... all this HU bullshit trolling would score about this on the ol' meter:


BTW, I'm really concerned about you, Rudy. I see you borrowed again and have run your debt to ~2k (confirmed).

Seems you might (unconfirmed) also have a "secret" friend making under the radar bets for you (on credit) so only God and SBR knows how much you're really in debt. I mean, c'mon man. When ya said you were chasing 300k... I didn't think you meant -300k! Hell, you'll prolly make that one!

But hey, b/c I have genuine concern about ya and I'm an altruistic guy, I'm gonna try to help you get out of debt and I'll be setting up a kinda SBR charity for you in the relative near future (I'll have Tier 1 points donors, Tier 2 guys, etc.).

Now, hopefully, you'll be able to pull outta your tailspin by yourself -- you know I'll be rooting for ya -- but if you can't, take comfort in knowing someone will have your back. In the meantime, I'll kick off the help with the first donation (I'll send via your last post).

I'd just hate to see ya become Carseller4, Part Deux...

[daneblazer]

If I could do that I'd never leave the house

[BranchDavidian]

oh look...another 20minute post rambling about stupid shit
its so easy to come in, skim his long boring ass posts in 10 sec., spend 1 minute typing something out, and let him pound his fukkin keyboard for 20minutes

some people have shit to do and have to unregister for tournaments. we don't sit around and collect welfare. yes you intimidate me so much in a 55 man tourney i automatically unregister

the guy is a winner but won't play me

Rudy - why do you keep saying Biteme won't play you when it is obvious you won't play him?

[BeerDog99]

This thread is so funny. And just for the record for where I was mentioned, yes Biteme's assertion about me bullying the table was an understood joke. We were kidding around, it was a fun table at the time!

[BranchDavidian]

Yep, a guy calls out the whole forum. Then when someone accepts his challenge, he won't show up! Instead he blatantly accuses the other guy of refusing to show up --- even tho everyone can see Biteme is waiting for him. Seems kinda rude of rudy.

[zsr]

all the poker regulars here are a joke. Rudy bitches about everything, centaur thinks he's a sharp not realizing he's playing the equivalent of 0.01/0.02 stakes, theres a new table captain every day , all the threads about bad beats. This is too funny.

[RudyRuetigger]

Yep, a guy calls out the whole forum. Then when someone accepts his challenge, he won't show up! Instead he blatantly accuses the other guy of refusing to show up --- even tho everyone can see Biteme is waiting for him. Seems kinda rude of rudy.

hey dumbass, incase you didnt realize it...bitemeusadoj lost all his fukkin points.

everyone at sbr knows i throw my points around either to win alot or lose it all. obviously i have lost it all, not that it matters anyway because he has no fukkin points to play against me...i waited til after he lost at the fukkin 1/2 tables before i blew all mine

unfukkin real how dumb you are guy

all the poker regulars here are a joke. Rudy bitches about everything, centaur thinks he's a sharp not realizing he's playing the equivalent of 0.01/0.02 stakes, theres a new table captain every day , all the threads about bad beats. This is too funny.

whats funny is your level of play. what have i ever bitched about at the table?? ........exactly..hell you sucked out on me twice with hands that made no fukkin sense and i didnt say anything about it. i never do ..so again not sure where you are coming from guy

[RudyRuetigger]

play like you did against me today and ill bet on him. drawing dead like a mother fukin idiot and catching the river. unbelievable. just so you know, if you keep trying that itll end up kicking your ass 20x more than you winning.

by the way, when i get chips again, ill gladly play you whenever you want...although please try to sit with more than a min buyin

[RudyRuetigger]

id say there are about 3 people i genuinely wouldn't play heads up (although i do anyway for betpoints)...funny enough none are in the thread.

[RudyRuetigger]

and bitemeusadoj...save your fukkin points and when you get to 1k points, send me 1 so i know you are ready to play. i am sure i will be ready by then.

thanks in advance

[zsr]

Rudy I'm just talking about your complaining in here about everything, you get too mad about people short stacking, switching seats, etc. Im sure you've gone off in chat when we play but I put everyone on mute because all the fukin table captains don't shut up about how someone should of folded because of equity . Nothing against you personally

But fukin lol at bite me trolling you with his 5 paragraph posts too

[RudyRuetigger]

People suck out all the time on me and I don't say anything. Its part of the game.

I don't think there is anything wrong with starting a list of people who angle shoot in certain ways. For some reason bitemeusadoj wanted to turn this thread into attacking me.

Instead of spending 1hr on every post like he does dissecting my posts, I figured we could play heads up. He lost all his at 1/2. What is the fukkin point of me saving my points if he is broke? Apparently Branch can't fukkin comprehend that. Trust me, when he gets 800-1000 points, I will make sure I have more and we can create a new thread on the heads up play, and I will take bets on it.

By the way, I have no major tourney scores and admit to being a loser at online poker, yet I am up over 20k points at SBR poker..amazing that some of you try to act great when you really have no clue.

[RudyRuetigger]

Good to see you finally have some points. Now just get up to 1000-1200 and we will be ok to play

I'm sure thatll take a few weeks, and I'll be able to blow these away/win more several times by then. i assure you i will have points when you are ready to play...although im hoping to have alot more so i can make side bets

edit: hes playing, but ignoring my requests to sit headsup

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Get back on table you idiot!

I'm not ignoring you, moron. GET BACK ON TABLE!

[RudyRuetigger]

i never left the table..still waiting

[DeluxeLiner]

Get back on table you idiot! I'm not ignoring you, moron. GET BACK ON TABLE!

Why don't you play hu with Rudy? He's been sitting around waiting for you, and keeps going to your tables asking to play you.

[zsr]