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    tripas for lunch
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    What would Obama do for a living if he actually had to get a real job?

    Janitor or porter comes to mind, but he's really too stupid and lazy to even do that.

    The only thing I can figure he's really cut out for is prison bitch.



    Anybody else have any ideas?

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    Wow just wow, you do know he went to Harvard right

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    im sure a lawyer since he has a degree from one of the most prestigious law schools in the nation.

    the better question is what job would you have if u werent posting on a forum 24/7/365? im guessing pizza delivery or going through trash bins looking for recyclables.

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    Hes an ideologue so Lawyer or Professor

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    Professional handicapper. That goes for the guy he defeated in the '08 election as well, McCain. If they can get 130 million people to vote for them for president with the crap they served up, surely they could sell a bunch of sports picks to the general gambling populace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    im sure a lawyer
    He doesn't have a license to practice law.

    Perhaps he could be a garbageman with the right supervision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Bee View Post
    Professional handicapper. That goes for the guy he defeated in the '08 election as well, McCain. If they can get 130 million people to vote for them for president with the crap they served up, surely they could sell a bunch of sports picks to the general gambling populace.

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    What a stupid ass white trash redneck you are. He went to harvard one of the best law schools in all of the world. He taught law at the university of chicago as well.

    I'm sure this guy is a bush dick sucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnickell100 View Post
    I'm sure this guy is a bush dick sucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    He doesn't have a license to practice law.

    Perhaps he could be a garbageman with the right supervision.
    wrong, idiot.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/lawlicenses.asp

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    Our daily Obama hatin' thread.

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    Community organizer: Carry around a clip board to collect signatures by day, smoke weed and party at night
    Teacher: Babysit kids and indoctrinate the youth with all these silly theories
    Paralegal: Help sue people that actually produce things
    Mayor of DC: Druggie who steals from the workers and gives to the non workers
    Book writer: Write a book and tell everybody how great he is
    Paid Protester: 10 bucks per hour to protest
    Union Boss: Thug who sues people

    All and all he's a pretty slimely guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Our daily Obama hatin' thread.
    Why not, he sucks?

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    Wasn't there a pic of him in a rap video??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy0607 View Post
    Wow just wow, you do know he went to Harvard right
    this guy talking all this crap about obama and he probably didnt even graduate from high school.obama has a top class education ,sure he could probably do anything he wants to do,but the dumbass who said he would be a prison bitch,maybe thats what u were in your many prison stints

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    I am sure he would do well at just about anything he decided to do. He's a smart guy.

    Anything but politics for damn sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    You might note that even your source acknowledges the Kenyan is not currently holding a license to practice law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oiler View Post
    this guy talking all this crap about obama and he probably didnt even graduate from high school.obama has a top class education ,sure he could probably do anything he wants to do,but the dumbass who said he would be a prison bitch,maybe thats what u were in your many prison stints
    Obama started off in community college, and that's with affirmative action working his way. A lot of posters here didn't have to start off at community college because they had a coke problem, and most of the posters here are white. That means they had to be far higher and better than the Obama cloth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    I am sure he would do well at just about anything he decided to do. He's a smart guy.
    There is a bit of documentation to refute that.

    Is Obama Stupid and Lazy?



    http://www.westernjournalism.com/exc...upid-and-lazy/

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    we got a brother in the white house

    im sayin, we got a brother in the white house!

    aint that some sh*t???

    that is some deep sh*t right there bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripas for lunch View Post
    There is a bit of documentation to refute that.

    Is Obama Stupid and Lazy?



    http://www.westernjournalism.com/exc...upid-and-lazy/

    Do you personally think that any man who becomes president of the United States can be stupid and lazy?

    There is no question he is the absolute worst President ever. Stupid and lazy, no way.

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    plumber

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    we got a brother in the white house im sayin, we got a brother in the white house! aint that some sh*t??? that is some deep sh*t right there bro
    Reminded me of this


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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Do you personally think that any man who becomes president of the United States can be stupid and lazy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiln View Post
    10X the president as Obama

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    hhha another great thread on sbr

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    better question, what would he do if he was white

    answer: not get into harvard to begin with that is fo sho

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    Since when is being commander and cheif of the free world now a real job????? ******* ignorant.

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    janitor

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    Actor

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    Guy was head of the Harvard Law Review. Probably would have stayed there if he didn't get into politics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Do you personally think that any man who becomes president of the United States can be stupid and lazy?

    There is no question he is the absolute worst President ever. Stupid and lazy, no way.
    Liberals spent 8 years arguing that Bush was stupid.

    I don't think Obama is 1/8th as smart as people think he is. He's a good speaker and a salesman. So are most football coaches and recruiters at major universities. That doesn't mean I think Nick Saban should be running for President anytime soon. Obama is all about SALES AND BULLSHIT.

    If he was 100% white, and poor, he wouldn't be jumping from community college to Harvard, either that or he would release his grades to show that he earned it and it wasn't just being 1/2 black or growing up rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    Liberals spent 8 years arguing that Bush was stupid.

    I don't think Obama is 1/8th as smart as people think he is. He's a good speaker and a salesman. So are most football coaches and recruiters at major universities. That doesn't mean I think Nick Saban should be running for President anytime soon. Obama is all about SALES AND BULLSHIT.

    If he was 100% white, and poor, he wouldn't be jumping from community college to Harvard, either that or he would release his grades to show that he earned it and it wasn't just being 1/2 black or growing up rich.
    a lot of speculation there Gold. I am as anti-Obama as you but calling him stupid and lazy is just about as ridiculous as those who called Bush the same.

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