[The Shooter]

Hey everyone take a pill it’s no big deal fellas. The Raptors are one game away from being NBA champs, and I lost a little beer money lol. Everyone take a deep breath and let big daddy take you to the promise land. And Uncle JJ, The well is full and over flowing with cash. This is just a little fun my man. Let’s let the good times role!

Teaser losses -3500

91-77-2 +10,215$

[The Shooter]

Nattys first half let’s get it going boys!!!

NATIONALS 1H

1650/1500$

91-77-2 +10,215$


Uncle Girthy

[The Shooter]

AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS !!!!

Just love it when I come on over after a fantastic night out with these two rockets that I’m dating (yes at the same time and yes they both know about one another and learned the cardinal rule in Kindergarten “sharing”)....very similar to Sweet Lou Williams. You can call me Girth Williams, or Louie Girth, and if ya wanna get real creative go ahead with Sweet Girthy Lou. It’s actually a fantastic set up. They are both in their mid 20s, smoking hot, bi sexual and love eating just as much as they like sucking on a smoothie. Anyways, what was I saying ? Oh ya, I just love when I come in here to update the old record to see....NOTHING BUT CRICKETS!!!!!! Why is it so quiet in here when Sweet Girth Williams snags a W?? I know that there IS (like always) A-LOT MORE WINS then LOSSES, but some of you goods just sit on that classic Coronna PPC-22 shitbox with Windows 94 on it with dial up internet praying for a loss so you can chime in with your ridiculous comments. But when I win and pop on here for a nice read there’s nothing! Like girls vaginal areas in the Kate 90s Early 2000s. The best is when Eddy Toots the Captin of the short bus, he ethier can’t muster up the brain to have anything sense-full to say, who knows maybe he’s knee deep in a pile of his sons shit, can’t connect to the neighbours wifi. I guess the wifi is down at the trailer park!

Ahhhhh good times !

Nats Win ! +1500$

92-77-2 +11,715

Sweet Girthy Williams !

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Girth Brooks wins again!

[physed]

WOW you finally win one and now you think you're the greatest again even though you have lost over $13,000 in over a month. Now you can afford to pay for your tranny escorts and to put that shit up your nose. JJ you ask where he gets his cash. He feeds off of dumbass degenerate gamblers that are so stupid to buy his losing picks that he sells to them. He is a douchebag TOUT that gives half is customers one side and the other half the opposite side. That is how TOUTS work. Can you blame him since he cannot get a legitimate job with a 2nd grade level education. There are 3 sure things in life death, taxes and losing picks by the so called SHOOTER shooting blanks, I will never give him congrats on his very rare winning picks but will always tear him down on his losing picks. FADE FADE FADE

[The Shooter]

Hate to do this to my boy Banker but I think Lord Stanley will be Win on the road in game 7 by the Blues. But Boston is taking her down tonight !

Bruins ML

1715$/1715$

92-77-2 +11,715

Uncle Girthy!

[The Shooter]

WOW you finally win one and now you think you're the greatest again even though you have lost over $13,000 in over a month. Now you can afford to pay for your tranny escorts and to put that shit up your nose. JJ you ask where he gets his cash. He feeds off of dumbass degenerate gamblers that are so stupid to buy his losing picks that he sells to them. He is a douchebag TOUT that gives half is customers one side and the other half the opposite side. That is how TOUTS work. Can you blame him since he cannot get a legitimate job with a 2nd grade level education. There are 3 sure things in life death, taxes and losing picks by the so called SHOOTER shooting blanks, I will never give him congrats on his very rare winning picks but will always tear him down on his losing picks. FADE FADE FADE

LOL...I sense a little bit of Envy, a hair of jealousy towards a self employed Entrepreneur! Someone who has made millions off real estate and created the most watched web series in sports history. After a professional hockey career and a free degree from a division 1 NCAA school while you live in a trailer. I would be jealous too. I think you spelt TOUT wrong TOOTS! There’s only one Uncle Girthy and there’s only one EDDY TOOTS!!!

Gary

[sweethook]

boston it is then. gl

[physed]

[QUOTE=The Shooter;28688552]LOL...I sense a little bit of Envy, a hair of jealousy towards a self employed Entrepreneur! Someone who has made millions off real estate and created the most watched web series in sports history. After a professional hockey career and a free degree from a division 1 NCAA school while you live in a trailer. I would be jealous too. I think you spelt TOUT wrong TOOTS! There’s only one Uncle Girthy and there’s only one EDDY TOOTS!! Are you dumber than a door knob. The proper grammar is spelled not "spelt" which is wheat. Try using a dictionary for the first time. TOUT-attempt to sell(something), typically by pestering people in an aggressive or bold manner or like I call a scam artist. TOOTSIE ROLL. GO BLUES. Your entire statement above just proves a bunch of lies since your posts shows that you didn't even get past Pre-K. FADE FADE FADE GO BLUES. How could you make millions off of real estate by selling drug houses in the slums. Did I already say GO BLUES.

[JayLA]

2-0 looking good thanks

[Bostongambler]

3-0

[JayLA]

Thanks for two winners in a row!

[The Shooter]

AND THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS !!!!!

Bing Bang BOOM!!!

When Uncle Shooter pulls out Gary Girth, you ether get on your knees and polish him up, or you can bend over and take it like a champ, and you better have the Vaseline handy, because this meaty bugger is going to tare shit up.

Blues win Game 7 on the road and pass around Lord stanleys Mug like one of Shooters little whores.

Congrats to the followers, the fans, the wannabes and the haters. Let’s all drink to Uncle Girthy and do a shot for Gary Girth!

bruins win +1715$

93-77-2 +13,430$

CHO CHO!!! And the train keeps Rollin !

Girth Brooks!

[The Shooter]

[QUOTE=physed;28688646]

LOL...I sense a little bit of Envy, a hair of jealousy towards a self employed Entrepreneur! Someone who has made millions off real estate and created the most watched web series in sports history. After a professional hockey career and a free degree from a division 1 NCAA school while you live in a trailer. I would be jealous too. I think you spelt TOUT wrong TOOTS! There’s only one Uncle Girthy and there’s only one EDDY TOOTS!! Are you dumber than a door knob. The proper grammar is spelled not "spelt" which is wheat. Try using a dictionary for the first time. TOUT-attempt to sell(something), typically by pestering people in an aggressive or bold manner or like I call a scam artist. TOOTSIE ROLL. GO BLUES. Your entire statement above just proves a bunch of lies since your posts shows that you didn't even get past Pre-K. FADE FADE FADE GO BLUES. How could you make millions off of real estate by selling drug houses in the slums. Did I already say GO BLUES.

Lol. Do a little homework on Toronto real estate since 2005 you dumb f u c k. Houses going for 250,000$ then are with 1.5 M now. When you own 3 of them and they all quadruple in value, and you sell them, guess what dip shot, you make ALOT of money. F u c k your such a donkey! GO BLUES ! FADE FADE FADE. Put Big Gary in the back of your throat and gag on him! CHO CHO B I T C H!

[The Shooter]

Thanks for two winners in a row!

No problem my friend ! Glad you cashed in! Welcome to the most popular thread on the forum and the #1 handicapper on this side of the border. Plenty more where that came from! Cha Ching!!!

[The Shooter]

3-0

BOOM!!! Game 7 in the city of Champions. Should be a dandy!!!

[Bostongambler]

[QUOTE=The Shooter;28689011]BOOM!!! Game 7 in the city of Champions. Should be a dandy!!![/QUOTEYes sir!!!

[The Shooter]

Girth Brooks wins again!

Digitty dagiity CHO CHO my dude !!!! What’s shaking my guy ? One of if not the BEST poster on the forum! Guy brings the perfect mix, of comedy, wittiness and solid picks that keep the kids coming back for more ! Keep doing you Dagityyyy! No one does it better

[The Shooter]

WOW you finally win one and now you think you're the greatest again even though you have lost over $13,000 in over a month. Now you can afford to pay for your tranny escorts and to put that shit up your nose. JJ you ask where he gets his cash. He feeds off of dumbass degenerate gamblers that are so stupid to buy his losing picks that he sells to them. He is a douchebag TOUT that gives half is customers one side and the other half the opposite side. That is how TOUTS work. Can you blame him since he cannot get a legitimate job with a 2nd grade level education. There are 3 sure things in life death, taxes and losing picks by the so called SHOOTER shooting blanks, I will never give him congrats on his very rare winning picks but will always tear him down on his losing picks. FADE FADE FADE

Pretty quiet tonight eh Needle dick ? What’s been going on ? Got your hands full? Not much to say eh ? You old shitbag you. Can’t hear a peep out of shit breath after the 93rd victory eh just a whole mouthful of quiet shit. When the Shooter wins and it happens OH SO OFTEN, you diaper like one of those ghost shits. One of hose ones that you go to wipe your arshh and there’s nothing there! And you just can’t believe it ! That’s you after a W for old Uncle Girthy. Quiet as a ghost shit. Your not used to those types though, because you and DENNY have been pissing out of your asses for years. Living off can goods and the dollar menu at Taco Bell and McDonald’s sure does get rough on the old balloon knot. Mix in a good meal you shit picking shit eating piece of hill billy trash. Biggest GOOF on the forum. All talk, no Squak!! Welcome to the Shooter Shack! Home of the worlds #1 professional sports handicapper! UNCLE GARY GIRTH HIMSELF ! Woooooooohooooo and CHO CHOOOOO!!!

[physed]

Hey TOOTSIE ROLL so you FINALLY got lucky picking a winner, Any country hick like you can pick 1

[physed]

winner out of 10. Now you can afford to buy a dictionary and can buy a pair of scissors to cut off that ridiculous bun on top of your empty head. You're fukking kidding if you think I'm going to give you congrats for FINALLY picking a winner. It's just a matter of time before your bankroll will be below $10,000 and then you will have to go back to dumpster diving, DUMBSHIT TOUT or should I say SCAM ARTIST you wash up AMATUER toothless pussy hockey player.

[The Shooter]

winner out of 10. Now you can afford to buy a dictionary and can buy a pair of scissors to cut off that ridiculous bun on top of your empty head. You're fukking kidding if you think I'm going to give you congrats for FINALLY picking a winner. It's just a matter of time before your bankroll will be below $10,000 and then you will have to go back to dumpster diving, DUMBSHIT TOUT or should I say SCAM ARTIST you wash up AMATUER toothless pussy hockey player.

Look at the record. Look at the + money. STFU! ENOUGH !

[The Shooter]

And here it is gentlemen. Could be history in the makin tonight. The first time ever the NBA title could be north of the border back to where the game was originated! The wonderful country of Canada. Do the Raps close it out at home tonight ? I guess time will tell. In the mean time I’m going to slap a meaty teaser down on the table thick enough to rub up against the big fella himself Gary Girth. We’re going to sink our teeth into this meaty little treat and as how she pans out. I’ll be at the game tonight, pre tanking right now @ the legendary Jurassic Park in the biggest tailgate in NBA history before I wheel into Scotia Bank arena with a heavy buzz and a heavier Johnson! Wish the country luck tonight boys, we got 3 shots to close this son of a Gun our and we’re hoping up here in TORONTO that it ENDS TONIGHT !!!!!!!

Raps +7.5 & Over 209

Put the oven on broil and we’re gunna cook this thick thick rooster-A-Roll in the ice until she comes out with a little bite !!!!

93-77-2 +13,430$

WE THE GIRTH!!!!!!

Uncle Shoots

[physed]

Hey dumbshit the game of basketball was invented in Springfield, Mass in 1891 by Dr James Naismith you coked up Cannuck.

[snapperman2]

James Naismith was a Canadian.

[physed]

James Naismith was a Canadian.

Yes, he was a Canadian that invented basketball in Springfield, Mass NOT Canada.

[2daBank]

Don’t be knocking the dollar menu’s bro!!! (Although Taco Bell dollar menu kinda sucks these days, lol)..

[physed]

Don’t be knocking the dollar menu’s bro!!! (Although Taco Bell dollar menu kinda sucks these days, lol)..

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[SEAHAWKHARRY]

The Best is Del Tacos Crunchtada

[The Shooter]

Hey dumbshit the game of basketball was invented in Springfield, Mass in 1891 by Dr James Naismith you coked up Cannuck.

I like how you had to google that because your dumbass had ZERO idea. And ya Dr Naismith was a Canuck. Not sure about the coked up part. But the trophy might be coming HOME ! You stupid shit picking Hill Billy

[The Shooter]

Don’t be knocking the dollar menu’s bro!!! (Although Taco Bell dollar menu kinda sucks these days, lol)..

Hey I’m not knocking it lol. I’m saying if you wanna puss out of your ass everyday like EDDY TOOTS and his shitty son DENNY, then live off of that. Every meal off the dollar menu and canned beans with do a number on your insides, and do a number on the top of the toilet bowl and underneath the seat. We should call that clown EDDY SPRAYS. Guy just can’t push out a solid one HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[The Shooter]

The Best is Del Tacos Crunchtada

Not bad at all. It’s like a sore dick ya can’t beat it

[The Shooter]

James Naismith was a Canadian.

Yes Snappy, he sure was. A good Canadian boy with a Girthy Johnson most likely

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Digitty dagiity CHO CHO my dude !!!! What’s shaking my guy ? One of if not the BEST poster on the forum! Guy brings the perfect mix, of comedy, wittiness and solid picks that keep the kids coming back for more ! Keep doing you Dagityyyy! No one does it better

Crushing those Home Run props.

Drop by some time:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...lb-2019-a.html

Hitting them out of the park like Mr. Girth Brooks hit’s em between the thighs.

[The Shooter]

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Dude just Get The F U C K off my thread. No body wants you here. Just like when you grew up in school and were the last pick for everything and sometimes you would just be told to piss off. It’s the same thing here, know body wants your goofy head around. Go make yourself useful and empty the shitter. Clown