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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Kraken I was kind of hoping for an exact date here.

    Thread title misleading.

    Expect numerous infractions come morning.
    Hold on

    Im compiling opinions and will have an exact date by the end of the night

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Coming to Montana (?) to kick your ass pal.
    you better bring a few friends you fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Hold on

    Im compiling opinions and will have an exact date by the end of the night

    Excellent.

    Might be the day I joined.

    If it is then I don't want to know.

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    Stealthy, did you drink all that vodka from the video yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    you better bring a few friends you fuk
    All I gotta bring is bruiser and basher, my left and right fists

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Stealthy, did you drink all that vodka from the video yet?
    That vid was 3 years old, vodka ran out spring 2014

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    All I gotta bring is bruiser and basher, my left and right fists

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    Do they let Mexicans into Montana???

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Do they let Mexicans into Montana???
    Yes gauch, but many too scared to come here, its too damn cold

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Yes gauch, but many too scared to come here, its too damn cold
    What? Then who the hell cuts your grass, paints your fences, and causes all the crime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    What? Then who the hell cuts your grass, paints your fences, and causes all the crime?
    stealthy, we are a people of the land, not much crime around these parts. A few meth heads break into shit and steal stuff but that is about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Kraken I was kind of hoping for an exact date here.

    Thread title misleading.

    Expect numerous infractions come morning.
    S.B...R points became betpoints on 11/16/13

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    Lets get in the spirit.

    I pray for all my forum friends today, JJ and Opie(that was a shorter list than expected but wtf)

    The holiday season is here and my Christmas wish is for all(both) my friends.

    I pray that all their needs will be taken care of and their hearts will be filled with your sweet love.

    Happy birthday Jesus! Let us losers be winners(and the winners be fuggin losers for a change)

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    stealthy, we are a people of the land, not much crime around these parts. A few meth heads break into shit and steal stuff but that is about it.
    Whoa weird your own grass? I'm a Virginian first, we haven't cut our own grass since, well, never. Even I hire Mexicans to cut my grass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Whoa weird your own grass? I'm a Virginian first, we haven't cut our own grass since, well, never. Even I hire Mexicans to cut my grass.
    The only way you get things done the way you want Stealthy you do it yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    The only way you get things done the way you want Stealthy you do it yourself
    They do a great job, then again never pushing or riding a lawnmower I wouldn't know what a bad job is

    I'm providing work for the community

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    The SBR think tank used to be amazing. The store use to have more options. As a non pro I bought Conquering Risk and sportsbook cash. It was also neat for a short while when people could turn pro via the daily fantasy sports sites, but people apparently abused this option by taking their money back out of the fantasy sports sites. Then I remember the government cracking down on internet poker.

    SBR is still one of the greatest forums ever, the greatest for you personally if fulfills all of your interests. You basically get free $. The poker championship is awesome. BTP is like the greatest yearly contest ever. If we could only get sportsbook cash or daily fantasy cash again, that would be great. I hope SBR becomes greatest it has ever been under the presidency of Donald J. Trump!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    lol, how did I miss this gem.

    Mustve been pretty irked to reply twice to the same post

    Ok, if you want to meet up, come down to the fair oaks mall area in northern Virginia. There's a nice bar there between Whole Foods and dicks sporting good. I'd gladly call you a bitch to your face. I've done it before and I'm not adverse to doing it again. Just need some advance notice and I'll make my way there.

    I'll say this hear as to not waste any further breath later. You exhibit classic symptoms of angry white man syndrome. You haven't a clue how to laugh at yourself. I have the higher ground on you - intellectually, socially, and morally. I hold different ideologies than you. And I'm half Mexican. That pisses you off, I get it. You utilized a demagogue to help prop yourself up when you couldn't do it yourself. I will see you do not get any social mobility at the cost of others, that's what my job is and I'm damn good at. You are better than you realize, but instead you align yourself with those who spew prejudice and prey on fear. Cmon, man.
    You're completely off base when trying to dissect me. It's comical. I regularly laugh at myself, and wear my heart on my sleeve. In life, and on SBR. I never lie, or hold back on who I am.

    The only thing worse than your thoughts on me is you acting like an educated individual. While posting with middle school grammar.

    I'm not that far, and have family in Virginia. Quick drive. I don't give two shits about your opinion, as I know you don't care about mine. I don't believe I've disrespected you personally. I don't care what race, or whatever you are.

    So, it would be nice to knock some sense into you. You would dance on backwards to your safe place when we meet. Call Holder.

    I'm ashamed to be in some internet battle, but screw it. Someone in the area can video tape me knocking you out. It will be a short one, but entertainment nonetheless.
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    Thank you all gentlemen for the laughs. Some of you are acting like a bunch of teenage girls whose favorite boy band just got insulted. Just because there seems to be a different attitude and the OP missed the "old days" does not mean he was being insulting. Just stating it is different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    The only way you get things done the way you want Stealthy you do it yourself
    Undies, let me unsheath stealthy for a minute. Care to let me share a life story? It's long, and I'm buzzed so what the hey.

    Let's rewind time, back to 1948, my grandmother and grandfather immigrated to America (Chicago to be exact) illegally and legally on a work ****, respectively. My grandma worked in an oscar Meyers factory, my grandpa at northwestern university as a groundskeeper. Eventually, a few years before my mother's birth, they both became naturalized citizens. My grandma learned the language quite fluently, more surprising, my grandpa did not despite having more interaction with English speakers. Anyway, they succeeded enough to allow my mom to get into DePaul. Unfortunately, prior to her senior year, she got pregnant with my brother and married his father and dropped out. She and her father were determined to provide for him. However, father was a raging alcoholic so they made their way VA way on the recommendation of a family friend, grandparents in tow. My grandma became a cashier and grandpa a janitor at the local public schools to help support my mom. After I was born in '89, she decided she wanted to finish up her bachelors, which she did, but decided to go even further for her masters degree.

    It was prolly '97 by this point and we were dirt ass poor. 3 kids, grandparents, and mom living in a 4 bedroom apt. She got her degree, and gradually upscaled her job prospects. Upon that, my grandma finally retired around 70, but my grandpa continued to work up into his mid 80s. My grandpa was significantly darker than me, like a light skinned black person, so no one ever knew we were related. He was very affectionate, and worked as a janitor at my school. Kids literally thought he was a pervert, hugging and kissing me at school, having no idea he was my beloved grandpa. I'm not going to lie, their reaction bothered me, I wished he was the same shade as me at the time. That is my greatest regret, that I couldn't see past our shade of skin. He was my blood, and I was ashamed to be seen by him. All through this time, my mother is making a difference, got her masters, increasing her salary, moving us from an rented apartment to a bought townhouse, to a stand alone 10,000 sq ft house. She was making moves. While in our townhouse, my grandpa passed away, he told me to never forget him, and to work hard.

    I was afforded an opportunity to do something. I worked hard in a different way. I'm not religious, but I count my blessings to my family, who paved my way. I had easy access to college. I went there, killed it, killed again, 7 long years studying for one piece of paper and then the next piece of paper. I live in a place where I never have to cut my grass, cuz I know my grandpa killed his body doing it for 60 years. He gave me this opportunity so I'd never have to it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    You're completely off base when trying to dissect me. It's comical. I regularly laugh at myself, and wear my heart on my sleeve. In life, and on SBR. I never lie, or hold back on who I am.

    The only thing worse than your thoughts on me is you acting like an educated individual. While posting with middle school grammar.

    I'm not that far, and have family in Virginia. Quick drive. I don't give two shits about your opinion, as I know you don't care about mine. I don't believe I've disrespected you personally. I don't care what race, or whatever you are.

    So, it would be nice to knock some sense into you. You would dance on backwards to your safe place when we meet. Call Holder.

    I'm ashamed to be in some internet battle, but screw it. Someone in the area can video tape me knocking you out. It will be a short one, but entertainment nonetheless.
    Someone in the area

    Thats you, dumbo. You make the video. I'm here, everyone knows what I look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Someone in the area

    Thats you, dumbo. You make the video. I'm here, everyone knows what I look like.
    You're right. I could take the video in one hand, as my other won't take long to shut your mouth. I'd rather the quality of video be better though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    You're probably right. It's funny cuz it's well documented that I travel and meet posters yet he claims that I hide behind a screen.

    MAGA baby
    I never claimed that, either. Travel then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    You're right. I could take the video in one hand, as my other won't take long to shut your mouth. I'd rather the quality of video be better though.
    Empty threats. Prove you're beyond the riff raff and come down here Monday. After that, My schedules murky until the 29th. You know, deconstructing The Trump admin and such.

    But I'll let you know after that date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    I never claimed that, either. Travel then.
    Why would I travel for a faceless Fukk? All I was saying is that I'm not a goat behind a screen. You already know what I look like. I meet and have the financial ability to travel, dipshit.

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    I'm faceless? Many know me just fine around here. Most of those probably don't like me, but that's fine. I'm free Tuesday. I just want it documented when you shit yourself, and apologize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Undies, let me unsheath stealthy for a minute. Care to let me share a life story? It's long, and I'm buzzed so what the hey.

    Let's rewind time, back to 1948, my grandmother and grandfather immigrated to America (Chicago to be exact) illegally and legally on a work ****, respectively. My grandma worked in an oscar Meyers factory, my grandpa at northwestern university as a groundskeeper. Eventually, a few years before my mother's birth, they both became naturalized citizens. My grandma learned the language quite fluently, more surprising, my grandpa did not despite having more interaction with English speakers. Anyway, they succeeded enough to allow my mom to get into DePaul. Unfortunately, prior to her senior year, she got pregnant with my brother and married his father and dropped out. She and her father were determined to provide for him. However, father was a raging alcoholic so they made their way VA way on the recommendation of a family friend, grandparents in tow. My grandma became a cashier and grandpa a janitor at the local public schools to help support my mom. After I was born in '89, she decided she wanted to finish up her bachelors, which she did, but decided to go even further for her masters degree.

    It was prolly '97 by this point and we were dirt ass poor. 3 kids, grandparents, and mom living in a 4 bedroom apt. She got her degree, and gradually upscaled her job prospects. Upon that, my grandma finally retired around 70, but my grandpa continued to work up into his mid 80s. My grandpa was significantly darker than me, like a light skinned black person, so no one ever knew we were related. He was very affectionate, and worked as a janitor at my school. Kids literally thought he was a pervert, hugging and kissing me at school, having no idea he was my beloved grandpa. I'm not going to lie, their reaction bothered me, I wished he was the same shade as me at the time. That is my greatest regret, that I couldn't see past our shade of skin. He was my blood, and I was ashamed to be seen by him. All through this time, my mother is making a difference, got her masters, increasing her salary, moving us from an rented apartment to a bought townhouse, to a stand alone 10,000 sq ft house. She was making moves. While in our townhouse, my grandpa passed away, he told me to never forget him, and to work hard.

    I was afforded an opportunity to do something. I worked hard in a different way. I'm not religious, but I count my blessings to my family, who paved my way. I had easy access to college. I went there, killed it, killed again, 7 long years studying for one piece of paper and then the next piece of paper. I live in a place where I never have to cut my grass, cuz I know my grandpa killed his body doing it for 60 years. He gave me this opportunity so I'd never have to it myself.
    Life is family stealthy, sounds like you have a good one which is all you can ask for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Life is family stealthy, sounds like you have a good one which is all you can ask for.
    Let Cuser handle this thread, he's still coming down here to beat my ass up

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Let Cuser handle this thread, he's still coming down here to beat my ass up

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Undies, let me unsheath stealthy for a minute. Care to let me share a life story? It's long, and I'm buzzed so what the hey.

    Let's rewind time, back to 1948, my grandmother and grandfather immigrated to America (Chicago to be exact) illegally and legally on a work ****, respectively. My grandma worked in an oscar Meyers factory, my grandpa at northwestern university as a groundskeeper. Eventually, a few years before my mother's birth, they both became naturalized citizens. My grandma learned the language quite fluently, more surprising, my grandpa did not despite having more interaction with English speakers. Anyway, they succeeded enough to allow my mom to get into DePaul. Unfortunately, prior to her senior year, she got pregnant with my brother and married his father and dropped out. She and her father were determined to provide for him. However, father was a raging alcoholic so they made their way VA way on the recommendation of a family friend, grandparents in tow. My grandma became a cashier and grandpa a janitor at the local public schools to help support my mom. After I was born in '89, she decided she wanted to finish up her bachelors, which she did, but decided to go even further for her masters degree.

    It was prolly '97 by this point and we were dirt ass poor. 3 kids, grandparents, and mom living in a 4 bedroom apt. She got her degree, and gradually upscaled her job prospects. Upon that, my grandma finally retired around 70, but my grandpa continued to work up into his mid 80s. My grandpa was significantly darker than me, like a light skinned black person, so no one ever knew we were related. He was very affectionate, and worked as a janitor at my school. Kids literally thought he was a pervert, hugging and kissing me at school, having no idea he was my beloved grandpa. I'm not going to lie, their reaction bothered me, I wished he was the same shade as me at the time. That is my greatest regret, that I couldn't see past our shade of skin. He was my blood, and I was ashamed to be seen by him. All through this time, my mother is making a difference, got her masters, increasing her salary, moving us from an rented apartment to a bought townhouse, to a stand alone 10,000 sq ft house. She was making moves. While in our townhouse, my grandpa passed away, he told me to never forget him, and to work hard.

    I was afforded an opportunity to do something. I worked hard in a different way. I'm not religious, but I count my blessings to my family, who paved my way. I had easy access to college. I went there, killed it, killed again, 7 long years studying for one piece of paper and then the next piece of paper. I live in a place where I never have to cut my grass, cuz I know my grandpa killed his body doing it for 60 years. He gave me this opportunity so I'd never have to it myself.

    10k sq ft in Nothern VA? Hell yea she was making moves.

    Stealthy, I know your grandpa didn't want you to cut the grass, but this may be causing your health issues. You were meant to cut grass. Kind of like how you have to run a thoroughbred or they will get sick and possibly die. One yard a day should do the trick. I am sure they would understand at the firm.

    And oh yea, Stealthy, you should stop fukking with Cuser, you don't want to have to explain a black eye on your first day at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
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    Excellent Work, Kraken.

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    Stealthy writing his family history here like anyone gives a fukk

    Hey stealth....quit trying to deflect from the fukkin beatdown Cuse is gonna give you. It's coming, bitch!!

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