1. #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Figured hed test out the new implant.
    He didnt even wait for them to take out the sutures.

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    He's like a flower ready to bloom mate,no time to waste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post

    Dyin.

    I get a good workout and am trying to eat well in preparation for the stripper tomorrow night and this is what I come home to.

    Whackjobs.
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  4. #179
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    Sick shit

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    Who is paying for 4 days at the ER JJ? I know you are unemployed and you are against Obamacare. Are you paying cash or do you have a stiffing plan in place?

    You know you are going to come up with a Chargers ML All In kind of play to pay for this huge bill.

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    Govt
    SBR insurance program
    Some payment plan hospital

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Who is paying for 4 days at the ER JJ? I know you are unemployed and you are against Obamacare. Are you paying cash or do you have a stiffing plan in place?

    You know you are going to come up with a Chargers ML All In kind of play to pay for this huge bill.
    Sharks, bank loans, etc....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Govt
    SBR insurance program
    Some payment plan hospital
    SBR insurance ... Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    SBR insurance ... Hahaha
    I think the premium is 1000 points per month but it has a very high deductible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    MRI this am
    Blood work
    Did not sleep well
    Coach...anything the boys can do for u?

    We should send some NYGiant players over to your hospital-room. How cool would it be to see a picture of LawrenceTaylor + TheCoach?

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    It's weird how JJ is wearing clothing under his gown.

    Not that I'm questioning the validity of this very serious situation...

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    jj bitches about obamacare but doesn't have insurance.

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    If this were 3rd shift JJ, hed be covered.
    3rd shift JJ always has insurance.
    This 1st shift JJ is fukked.

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    back home

    waiting on tests
    some came in and were good

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's weird how JJ is wearing clothing under his gown.

    Not that I'm questioning the validity of this very serious situation...

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    gofundme scam to help pay hospital bills

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    back home

    waiting on tests
    some came in and were good
    Wait until you get the bill from the hospital. You may have to go back for chest pains.

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    Check in baldy, did they make you remove your rug?

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    do not own a rug anymore

    lost them gambling

    home......I have a virus similar to mono..it is what tests showed

    just feel sluggish ..slight fevers and cough and do not want to do anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    do not own a rug anymore

    lost them gambling

    home......I have a virus similar to mono..it is what tests showed

    just feel sluggish ..slight fevers and cough and do not want to do anything
    It should clear up, although viruses can take weeks, and if it's similar to mono, then maybe a few months.

    Glad to hear it wasn't something more serious.

    On a side note, I was in Bothell the other day, and saw the dock you made your "Lake Las Vegas" video at

    I just laughed as I drove by it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    just feel sluggish ..slight fevers and cough and do not want to do anything

    Shot of Fireball every 1 hr ... sleep , start over

    Well in 3-4 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    do not own a rug anymore

    lost them gambling

    home......I have a virus similar to mono..it is what tests showed

    just feel sluggish ..slight fevers and cough and do not want to do anything
    Similar to mono? So whats the virus called?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Similar to mono? So whats the virus called?

    Twinkococcus

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    back home

    waiting on tests
    some came in and were good
    Coach, any of the boys would give u a kidney if u need one. As long as u don't SELL it on the black-mkt.

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    Sounds like one of the boys has already given him VD!

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    I'm searching national databases for bald men in their mid 60's that have recently been diagnosed with a viral illness that is similar to mono

    So far the only patient I've found is one in NJ that refused to give his name, was broke, but "resembled danny devito"

    I'll keep this thread updated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Cuddles remember when you were in a hospital not that long ago with a broken back? Looks like now it's Coach's turn


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    Cuddles played it tough in the hospital. We could all learn a thing or two from that!

  30. #205
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    moyal was the real deal tho fukkin kid almost pulled a Parlayin

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    Link manny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    wrong vid Jay here ya go
    Get in the contest Manuel, still have a few spots left:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...g-contest.html

    Similar to hockey contest last year (except multiple sports), starts tomorrow ends Christmas.


    (You too Jay. I believe they're capping at 30, @ 27 as of now)
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    JJ was very upset by the fact that his SBR-provided insurance didn't FULLY cover testing of his sperm count like other, better insurance plans....

    when he walked into the area for the tests, he saw several patients in private rooms getting hand job's from beautiful, big-tittied hot looking nurses, blowing their loads into the nurse's mouths, who'd then "snowball" the skizzum into plastic cups labelled with the patient's name.....

    every bit of his 2 3/4" was standing tall, so he was ready......

    but, much to his surprise, the Doc says, "oh wait, you have 'SBR insurance'," and hands him a crinkled-up, half used tube of ky jelly and a Hustler, and his cup.....

    perplexed, JJ says "what the fuk is this fukkin' shit???? where's my nurse?"

    the doc says, "that's for people with actual decent insurance coverage, you'll have to take matters into your own hands given your shitty coverage."

    but hey JJ, it could be worse....

    at least these two dillweeds weren't there to assist you in the sperm count test:


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