1. #141
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    Coach, give us an update. The boys are worried about u.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post

    Coach, give us an update.


  3. #143
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    These beds in the hospital are uncomfortable

    Trying to get out of here today but they won't release me yet

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    You meet some hot nurses coach?

    I met this little blonde in Pitt and we shared a few laughs then the last time she came in to check on me right as she did my thing slipped out of the cup and pee went everywhere. She burst out laughing and I never saw her again. It happens I guess.

  5. #145
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    Get well asap coach...

  6. #146
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    You meet some hot nurses coach?

    I met this little blonde in Pitt and we shared a few laughs then the last time she came in to check on me right as she did my thing slipped out of the cup and pee went everywhere. She burst out laughing and I never saw her again. It happens I guess.
    Was this the cup Steve?

  7. #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Sammy smells a hustle
    Alaskan fishing boat. Ect ect.......but who knows?

  8. #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    These beds in the hospital are uncomfortable

    Trying to get out of here today but they won't release me yet
    Do they accept betpoints for payment?

    Go ahead and start pulling out the IOUs and your ass will be out on the street in no time.

  9. #149
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    Getting frustrated
    They scare you what it could be

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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Was this the cup Steve?
    Lol the cup was small.

    Awful moment in my life. I know she was just doing her job by being so sweet but still, that's how it ended.

  11. #151
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    K175 what did you have?

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    Drug and alcohol overdose. Lead to cardiac arrest. Then death, four minutes. Then kidney failure for two months.

    Now since I told a stripper I love that's what happened she wants me to dry up. Coach life ain't right sometimes. She's going to not be happy with me because I won't and the back room is going to be rough. She's going to keep trying to get me to do it I know. It's a cycle coach, I can't dry up but I can't let her down but yet I can't lose her. I walk in there she needs to be with ME between dances.

    Coach what would you do?

    She has magical healing powers, it's true.

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    Coach, I guess there's worse problems to have right.

    What do you have? Rickets?

  14. #154
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    Forget the Beer pal

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    NO.

    Only SHE can possibly make me coach. Possibly.

    But she'll really have to make me.

  16. #156
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    Coach, u want me to send some pizza over?

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    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJ View Post
    I never watch the WWE but that had me laughing out loud.

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    Hope all goes well JJ. You are one of a kind.

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    JJ throwing a wild 'back home party' tonight

    hookers, blow, Moet & Fireball shots

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    Let's just hope man I don't get some crappy diagnosis my big bet right now is in the hospital not the games


    You're all good guys when one of our men is down

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Let's just hope man I don't get some crappy diagnosis my big bet right now is in the hospital not the games


    You're all good guys when one of our men is down

    How many nurses have you yelled at for coming in to check on you and not getting a full night's sleep there JJ? I hate when that happens.

  23. #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Forget the Beer pal
    You got to get better. MENSA can't afford to lose you!

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    Enough already, how longs it going to take to get the gerbil out of this guys ass??

  25. #165
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    JJ David Rockefeller is 101
    you have a long way to go pal.

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    kidding aside, JJ, I hope you get better

  27. #167
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    get well JJ

  28. #168
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    Might bust out
    Getting urge

    Miss gambling too

  29. #169
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    No doubt your on Obamacare, so you'll have to wait
    for results or maybe even a Dr.

  30. #170
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    Is he dead yet??

  31. #171
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Is he dead yet??
    It's taking so Damm long

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    I never watch the WWE but that had me laughing out loud.
    Remember when steve cold austin played left field for the longhorns

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    new picture of you in the hospital?

  34. #174
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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    new picture of you in the hospital?
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    Figured hed test out the new implant.
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