1. 08-20-16 04:38 AM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Biteme, with the current avatar you're supporting, combined with the little note I just left for Shari, you're not going to be seeing any new regimes, let alone the weekend.

    Any last words?
    Sure...

    Dear Shari,

    How bout a balls-to-the-wall GOOD-BYE BOINK for your buddy Biter?

    And YES, we can go ATM as many times as you like for as long as your sphincter holds up.

    Yeah, I know you told me @ the poker table you LOVE THAT... but, I care about you, girl... and there's no way I'm gonna leave SBR while simultaneously leaving you with a prolapsed rectum. No can do, baby.

    So.... how bout it, doll? You got my digits. Make like Carly Rae Jepson and "Call me".

    Or, if not Jepson, make like Jane or Judy Jetson so I can shoot my Spacely Sprockets all up inside your tight lil:


    Sincerely,

    BoNeMe ShArI OiOiOi
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  2. 08-20-16 05:24 AM #72
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    are they going to re-sleeve you?

    bookie been taking Extenze and you didn't have settle figure Coach you know better man common
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  3. 08-20-16 06:03 AM #73
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    Any cute looking female nurses there jj
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  4. 08-20-16 06:12 AM #74
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    jj not only alcohol but drugs affect your liver pal. take it easy on the nose candy or popping pills.
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  5. 08-20-16 06:23 AM #75
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    Get well and good luck coach. We're all counting on you.
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  6. 08-20-16 07:18 AM #76
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    Check-in... JJ
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  7. 08-20-16 08:05 AM #77
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    Get well coach, hopefully nothing serious. Thoughts and prayers.
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  8. 08-20-16 08:09 AM #78
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    He was up till 4:30 am.

    Let the coach rest boys.
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  9. 08-20-16 08:14 AM #79
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    MRI this am
    Blood work
    Did not sleep well
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  10. 08-20-16 08:22 AM #80
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    did you get your rooster clean by an orderly ?
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  11. 08-20-16 08:25 AM #81
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    Sammy a funny story I have the gown on and you can see everything and the nurses all see my small rooster it is so embarrassing
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  12. 08-20-16 08:29 AM #82
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    Try to ignore the pointing & laughing Gold.
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  13. 08-20-16 08:42 AM #83
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  14. 08-20-16 08:45 AM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sammy a funny story I have the gown on and you can see everything and the nurses all see my small rooster it is so embarrassing

    nab yourself a nurse... doesnt matter what she looks like
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  15. 08-20-16 08:46 AM #85
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    JJ any nice looking women nurses
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  16. 08-20-16 08:49 AM #86
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    Get well soon man...SBR not the same without you
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  17. 08-20-16 08:50 AM #87
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    I had pain in my abdomen and went to the hospital.

    I had high liver enzymes on the tests
    They ended up taking my gallbladder and my spleen had ruptured so they took that out too.
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  18. 08-20-16 09:04 AM #88
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    Amazing that might be me

    I think bladder might be issue
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  19. 08-20-16 09:08 AM #89
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    ObamaCare
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  20. 08-20-16 09:11 AM #90
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    You're too old to be sweating the close games and banging young hookers Coach!!!

    Get well soon!
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  21. 08-20-16 09:17 AM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Amazing that might be me

    I think bladder might be issue
    Gallbladder easy surgery.
    May result in constant shitting though
    If removed I advise you seek counsel in what to take to balance your digestion
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  22. 08-20-16 10:41 AM #92
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    Why amazing?

    Why would it do that?
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  23. 08-20-16 10:45 AM #93
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    jj , for now on ... stay away from self administered prostate exams


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  24. 08-20-16 12:20 PM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why amazing?

    Why would it do that?
    Because the gallbladder stores the bile which helps in digestion, so now I release bile faster so anything fatty or greasy makes you go faster than normal. But digestive e yes or supplements can help. I still eat whatever I want though It's not that bad
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  25. 08-20-16 12:24 PM #95
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    I just stubbed my toe on my boat. Quick someone take me to Mass general hospital .
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  26. 08-20-16 12:26 PM #96
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    You ok bud? Are you out yet? If not relax and make sure you have a room with a tv and dont miss a wager.
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  27. 08-20-16 12:40 PM #97
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    The coach may be undergoing surgery as we speak
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  28. 08-20-16 01:16 PM #98
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    No I did all the test waiting for results
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  29. 08-20-16 01:36 PM #99
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    Get well mate,we all might bust your balls on occasion,but its never been personal.
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  30. 08-20-16 01:43 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No I did all the test waiting for results
    Did the rabbit die?
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  31. 08-20-16 07:00 PM #101
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    You on the mend yet?
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  32. 08-20-16 07:25 PM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    JJ full recovery (-7500)
    Fade this
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  33. 08-20-16 07:43 PM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Sure...

    Dear Shari,

    How bout a balls-to-the-wall GOOD-BYE BOINK for your buddy Biter?

    And YES, we can go ATM as many times as you like for as long as your sphincter holds up.

    Yeah, I know you told me @ the poker table you LOVE THAT... but, I care about you, girl... and there's no way I'm gonna leave SBR while simultaneously leaving you with a prolapsed rectum. No can do, baby.

    So.... how bout it, doll? You got my digits. Make like Carly Rae Jepson and "Call me".

    Or, if not Jepson, make like Jane or Judy Jetson so I can shoot my Spacely Sprockets all up inside your tight lil:


    Sincerely,

    BoNeMe ShArI OiOiOi
    woah...thought this would have been deleted
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  34. 08-20-16 07:51 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    woah...thought this would have been deleted
    Why?
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  35. 08-20-16 08:47 PM #105
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    https://youtu.be/FYtYltf6BqM
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