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    Forcefeed3
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    Had to nix some broad today.

    I Went to Quiznos after the gym today and as soon as i walk in the cashier starts jockin...She was pretty hot by SBR standards, but not by mine. I only f\*\*k topnotch model/stripper types, she was more of a college girl. Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit with a matching V-neck and some Burberry sunglasses(couldnt really blame her for diggin my style).

    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as f\*\*k.

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    fsugolf
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    this is mildly entertaining at best

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    You call that mackin?

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    Can't even count how many times a day that happens to me, is annoying.

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    Forcefeed3
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    Can't even count how many times a day that happens to me, is annoying.
    Yeah right, that girl was marriage material for you ppl here. To me...just another broad trying to get force fed.

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    Thats funny if I knew you were kidding but im getting the strange feeling you are at least halfway serious ruining all comedic value...

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    guy give up, you'll never be a true g/power poster

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    the purple track suit is what makes it seem halfway serious

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    are you built like a black man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForceFeed View Post
    She was pretty hot by SBR standards...
    By that do you mean she was a he?

    Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit
    Did it look like this, only a darker pink/purple?


    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as f\*\*k.
    Oh man, you're so suave and debonaire. Please, lead us to the promised land.
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    it's gucci mang

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    Quote Originally Posted by fsugolf View Post
    the purple track suit is what makes it seem halfway serious
    yea thats wht i was thinking, along with his post earlier looking for the book with the biggest limits...and his post before that talking about a dirty glock

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    lol this guy is gold

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    force feed's "whip"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForceFeed View Post
    I Went to Quiznos after the gym today and as soon as i walk in the cashier starts jockin...She was pretty hot by SBR standards, but not by mine. I only f\*\*k topnotch model/stripper types, she was more of a college girl. Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit with a matching V-neck and some Burberry sunglasses(couldnt really blame her for diggin my style).

    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as f\*\*k.

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    fsugolf
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    who?

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    TPowell
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    nice over Paver

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    ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fsugolf View Post




    force feed's "whip"

    very nice imp... im a sucker for old chevys, i get the point but i would like that car w/o the wheels even... Those 90's buicks with the rims are the ones that get me the worst..

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    how many points for it?

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    sorry he traded in the imp today and got this to replace it

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    OH SHIT!!! I saw this car before!

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    sorry about your luck

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    yeah it was at the local apartments...... shocker

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForceFeed View Post
    I Went to Quiznos after the gym today and as soon as i walk in the cashier starts jockin...She was pretty hot by SBR standards, but not by mine. I only f\*\*k topnotch model/stripper types, she was more of a college girl. Anyway I was wearing a badass purple and white PUMA tracksuit with a matching V-neck and some Burberry sunglasses(couldnt really blame her for diggin my style).

    Anyway the hot cashier owed me exactly 10 cents but they were out of dimes. She goes "I can go get the manager for more dimes" I say "No, thats ok", as i was about to leave she goes 'Well im a dime, you can take me!"..then gives this sexy ass smile. I fvcking hate being viewed by women as a piece of art instead of a human so like a badass I say "Yeah your a dime a dozen" and walk out with my shoulder slanted to one side looking gangster as f\*\*k.
    it musta been the V-neck and the Burberry glasses...good shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TPowell View Post
    yeah it was at the local apartments...... shocker


    I usually see them at the payday loan places

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    a tracksuit??

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    Quote Originally Posted by fsugolf View Post
    I usually see them at the payday loan places

    weird place for such a classy car

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    I love when the rims are worth more than the car

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    where I deliver drugs to (prescription), thats all the cars I see

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    lol @ prescription.

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    yeah, luckily I mostly deliver to older people

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    bring me some good stuff please

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    What the hell is a "track suite"

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