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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    yep i know dax, Like i said i do over 100 miles of cardiio a week, i have alot of muscle under that fat. Fat is outside of the muscle, not under and i am a top powerlifter as well.

    Just eat junk before bed while playing poker and posting and never hungry during the day

    My next vid I'll show me jumping over the net and asking out women and signing autographs

    Yeah..but when your "cardio" involves swinging by the Burger King and Dairy Queen...that doesn't count
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    like i said that was after 4hours of tennis in 90 degree weather and i wasn't trying to even serve hard.

    ive had serves clocked over 130 when playing in tourneys

    My short swing, low toss even makes it look faster to people returning plus it doesn't bounce and spins. But yes its over 100 mph on the vid.

    130??? ill bet you anything you want, you did not hit that mark

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    Props on the vid, you may want to start holding the other ball in your left pocket though, doesn't look quite right switching the racquet back and forth between serves.

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    I would beat u 6-0 6-0. Props for posting video though.

    I would have you running back and forth like a sick fat fukkin penguin. You would retire after I broke your first serve.

    Warrior I am 6'2, 213lbs, run 3 miles a day and lift 4 times a week.

    If your serve is 100 mph, mine is north of 200. I will post athletic video one of these.

    Too many clowns hurting gambler image.

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    tt the real deal

    haters buried

    triumphant vindication for the supporters

    TT NATION

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    Anyone who believes this guys story on anything from cardio to his serve speed needs their heads examined. Any human who supposedly runs 15-20 miles a day would look like a fukkin Ethiopian not a Sumo Wrestler. Your legs would be sticks, not the size of beer kegs
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    Hitting a tennis ball over a net without someone hitting it back at you doesn't make you a tennis player. That's like me saying I'm an NBA talent because I can shoot free throws on an empty court. Make a video of you doing your 100 miles of cardio. How many trips to the fridge, microwave and bathroom does it take for that feat?

    In the words of Christian Bale, "good for you."

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    ttwarrrior is the tennis champion of the 350+ heavyweight division. He's also the only entrant each month.
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    umm, i move and run around just fine. Wouldn't do you much good as 90 percent of my opponents are the ones worn down and running all over the court.

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    Nice video

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    umm, i move and run around just fine. Wouldn't do you much good as 90 percent of my opponents are the ones worn down and running all over the court.
    well when you're playing guys 400+ pounds yeah I guess

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    No one that size moves and runs around just fine. Not physically possible to sustain for longer than brief periods.

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    Nice vid TT. At least ur out there moving around. I'm sure some people on here just sit around the house all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    No one that size moves and runs around just fine. Not physically possible to sustain for longer than brief periods.
    If I heard right, he was breathing heavy at the end of the 6 minute video. He didn't do much to be out of breath.

    Also, I think I could hit the net as many times as this Pro did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    when did butterbean start playin tennis?

    line on 3 game match:


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    make it happen dax fer the bash next year
    I'll bet 100 per game that this guy will beat anybody (both at tennis and in a fight) on the board.

    ~TT-NATION~, represent

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    Pro my ass. Your serve sucks. You are not hitting anywhere close to 100 mph with any of those serves. You do not run 100-200 miles a week. Stop with the damn lies. You look like its your first week hitting a tennis ball.

    Tell the truth for once.

    James

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    Dude if you get hungry at night eat something like Pop Corn... high in fiber and no calories... Just don't fukin put any salt or anything on it... just plain ol' pop corn...
    few nights ago... tt was on poker, had to be close to 2am. said he'd be right back... was going to get something to drink because he just slammed 4 little debbies snacks.

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    Where is the drunk rooster eyed warrior? He is a different warrior, right?

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    I give u props for posting vids TT 90% of these shit talkers r just that all talk

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    you kinda look like schivanone there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    beat you 6-0 6-0 canuck with one arm
    ttwarrior your serve is weak and you can't run

    6-0 6-0 me guy anytime you wanna play come up here and we'll set it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    few nights ago... tt was on poker, had to be close to 2am. said he'd be right back... was going to get something to drink because he just slammed 4 little debbies snacks.
    Yeah he's got a glandular problem alright When you knockdown a box of Little Debbie cakes in two days you're lucky you fit through the fukkin front door

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    I would beat ttwarrior 6-0, 2-0 before he's forced to retire due to having a heart attack on the court.

    I guess he's okay for being 350+ pounds but I've seen better serve attempts at the special olympics.

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    odds of TT ever touching a woman.... +800000

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    titties serve is not weak, he is just so big and immobile he can not move his arm back fast enough before the ball hits the ground, so he has to do a half motion. He compensates with strength and power

    mind you all tt is a Tennis Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    sounds good janitor, im in a usta 4.0 tourney in late september, id like to tape the match
    Bring the trophy back for SBR

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    Unfukkinreal

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    Love the videos TT. Thx for posting pal! Haters gonna hate man but I don't see any of these guys putting up their videos.

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    um no, i had 3 serves clocked over 120 that nite and like i said that was me hitting serves after playing for 3 or 4 hours in 90 degree weather. I wasn't trying to impress anyone. I don't need too. Not to mention the spin and kick on my serves.

    They promised me points for a tennis vid and thats what they got. No points though

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    They promised me points for a tennis vid and thats what they got. No points though
    Lies. I gave you 25 big ones.

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    yes spankie, your a man of your word, not like the others

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    am I the only one that got a hard on from hearing those grunts? TTwarrior, we applaud you

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    i grunt

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    TT you don't look the least bit athletic in those videos. You almost seem like you have development issues.

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