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EP36's Caveman Plays
I was told there was an opening for a super genius to post his plays in the soccer forum again. Instead, you get me back with a new bankroll.
I'm doing one play per day. These will be CAVEMAN PLAYS because the logic behind them will be so easy ... A CAVEMAN CAN MAKE THEM. See you tomorrow.
Waiting eagerly for them. There's really no need to be too sophisticated in capping games when the games themselves aren't sophisticated.
Looking forward to them
You doing anything different or just coming back after a little break?
sounds goog ya
PLAY #1: [Germany 3 Liga] Bayern Munchen II vs. Sandhausen OVER 2.5 [-138]
Checked in with my boy Grog this morning on today's Caveman play. Here's what he told me.
Grog like German football today. Grog think Sandhausen not know how to stop ball from going in goal. Sandhausen let in 36 goals on road. That third worst in league. Grog know Bayern Munchen little sister squad good at scoring against weak. Grog think it like dragging lady friend into cave, easy pickings. Sandhausen not always score goals on road, but Grog think it no matter when you give up enough goals for OVER to happen by yourself. Grog say if Sandhausen score today, it no brain that OVER put more wheel in Grog's cave.
love the language from 'grog' - this thread will start with a winner
look-nice , hope-cash
30 minutes in and so far not looking good... ugggh...
don t panicOriginally Posted by bigjonson
40 mins and the over odd is 2.70 in live betting, it is good,there is still hope for over 2.5,I hope it ll
Lady friend could get into the cave in the 2H and we'll have "easy pickings". So there's enough time for the OVER to cash.
1-1 @ 63'
Looking good.
Thanks to Grog!!!
not the way that he predicted, but hey, we'll take any wins in any way we can!
Grog told me to relay this message.
Grog wins not winna winna chicken dinna. Grog wins roast duck with mango salsa. Party hard. Grog out.
Grog Record: 1-0 [+1.00]
Nice thread EP
Good luck
this thread made my day.. thanks eagles..
Niiiiice.
I was sweating there a sec.
Play #2: [Russia Premier] CSKA Moscow vs. Zenit St.Petersburg UNDER 2.5/2 [-122]
My man Grog checked in with me early this morning, filed the following report.
Grog back. Grog think about Russia today. Remind him of time he invent vodka. Grog lady friend hit him in head with potato after misunderstand naked play time with Grog lady friend sister. Potato get stuck in skull and rot. Thirty day later, juice drip down and Grog get sloshed. Grog never like Russia since for stealing Grog invention. Grog see weird team in CSKA Moscow. They like score on road. They no like score at home. Three match at home since they wake up from Winter nap all see two goal or less. Three road match all have three goal or more. What that mean? It mean Moscow drunk at home and no see straight to score. St.Petersburg also like nip on Grog invention. They no score in last two match in Premier League and three straight overall. They no see more than two goal in five match since Winter nap over. Grog say battle near top of league may be boring with goals scarce like Grog lady friend sex drive. Grog think this be 1-1 draw, maybe 1-0 win for squad with less Vodka in belly.
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GL to Grog!
Grog Record: 2-0 [+1.50]
Grog say half stakes win still good feast. Grog out.
Play #3: [Europa League] Liverpool vs. Atletico Madrid OVER 2.5 [-117]
My boy Grog tied one on last night, so please forgive him for his language.
Grog in the cave. Grog know Europe like back of hand. Grog drag many woman to dark cave there. Grog get freak on many time. Grog love Europe. Grog also like donkey punch. Grog think that what Liverpool think about to do to Spanish team today. Liverpool down 1-0 from first leg. Grog think they need offense today. Grog think Liverpool have that. They score at home like Grog score last night with friend Zarn mom. She first CLIF. Oh Grog get on that like Gerrard get on Madrid goal today. But Grog digress. Liverpool score multiple time at home in 6 of last 7. Madrid give up multiple goal in six straight away match. Grog think that recipe to see goal today. Grog think three goals coming. Grog got to run now, find Zarn mom. Then Grog get roast duck. Grog think Zarn Mom + Roast Duck be good three some.
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BRO.......Your a riot!! Keep up the hard work. Great write-up. Tailing you obviously. Lets Break a leg today!!
Grog Record: 2-1 [+0.33]
Grog filed this report.
Grog at free clinic. Think Zarn Mom give me gift Grog no want. Grog eat plant to clear up. Grog think gift make mind cloudy, no make good pick. Grog sorry. Zarn Mom pay.
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