What matters is that Grog's account is in the black. More grease to Grogs elbows. BTW, your Astros TT OVER 4 is a gem. I look forward to cashing that one.
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04-29-10 04:04 PM #36
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04-29-10 04:28 PM #37
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04-30-10 09:08 AM #38
Play #4: [Belgium Pro League] Zulte-Waregem vs. Anderlecht OVER 2.5 [-130]
Visited with my boy Grog last night, seemed to be in a good place. Had this to say.
Grog think about Belgium lots last night. Think about waffle a lot. Grog love sticky stuff on waffle. Grog love fill holes in waffle with sticky then throw waffle at Zarn. Zarn get sticky on face, then bees come bite Zarn. Zarn face blow up like Grog lady butt after all you can eat bronto burger buffet. Grog blow up today and pick winner. Grog like what he see for many goal in Belgium today. Anderlecht know how to score, remind Grog of Grog. Anderlecht score multiple time on road 7 of 8 time they play in league in new year. Zulte-Waregem score one goal or more in all 7 match at home in new year and give up goal in 5 of 7. Anderlecht whip team 6-0 in home cave when they play in March. Grog think home club want to show they can score. Anderlecht show they can score more. Grog think many goal find way into back of net today. Look forward to roast duck and mango salsa.
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04-30-10 03:26 PM #39
Grog Record: 2-2 [-0.97]
Grog mad. Grog like Croatia total today but Grog bookie no find him line. Grog take this out on Zarn Mom tonight and tomorrow. Grog go brain storm. Find something no stink on Saturday. Grog out.
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05-01-10 11:16 AM #40
Play #5: [Turkey Super League] Bursaspor vs. Kayserispor OVER 2.5 [-108]
Grog was a hard dude to find today, but he was ready to talk and here's what he said.
Grog no like last two days. Grog feel like moth fly into fire with no control. Grog use bug repellent today, get right. Grog always like Turkey except for sleepy feeling it bring. That why Grog celebrate with roast duck. Grog think no sleepy feeling with Bursaspor today. They want first place. Need win. They score good in home cave. Multiple goal in 6 of 7 in 2010. Kayserispor give up multiple goal in 3 of last 4 on road. They sometime score good, sometime no score at all on road. Grog think they get one today, Bursaspor do rest. Grog turn thing back round today or else Grog lady start looking for new cave to skeeze in. Grog like skeeze in his cave. Grog win today.
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05-01-10 02:03 PM #41
Grog Record: 2-3 [-2.05]
Blah. Grog miss roast duck & mango salsa.
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05-01-10 02:06 PM #42
I'm back too, hope your caveman plays work
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05-03-10 09:41 AM #43
Play #6: [England Premier] Blackburn vs. Arsenal OVER 2.5 [-114]
Grog is in a foul mood.
Grog make angry play today. Grog no get sexy time from lady on weekend. Lady say it her time month. Grog think it more like her time year. Also time year in England where league almost done. Blackburn no do anything, but can finish top 10 maybe. Arsenal lose out on push to top, but can finish 3rd. Consolation prize like when Grog take Zarn cousin to prom. Grog want take Zarn mom because Zarn mom easy. Zarn cousin take many swamp shakes to loosen up. Grog no like consolation prize. Arsenal no like. Blackburn no like. That make angry men. Angry men like to score. Blackburn score in all but one home match in 2010. Arsenal score & concede 7 straight on road. Get angry with Grog.
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05-03-10 10:58 AM #44
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05-03-10 12:34 PM #45
Grog Record: 3-3 [-1.05]
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05-03-10 12:41 PM #46
Today, Grog earns his chicken filet dinah. BOL EP!
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05-03-10 12:41 PM #47Gmbln isthesureway 2getnothin frm sumthn
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grog is good when hes upset
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05-03-10 12:44 PM #48
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05-03-10 12:59 PM #49
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05-03-10 01:36 PM #50
Haha I love reading these EP. Nice hit this morning, wish I was around to jump on it.
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05-04-10 11:27 AM #51
Play #7: [Spain La Liga] Barcelona vs. Tenerife OVER 3.5 [-133]
Grog was all hopped up on mango salsa when I found him.
Grog feel good get back on right side life. Grog stay right side life. Last time Grog went left side, Grog invent two thing same day. First, invent what now call "coyote arm" when Grog wake up lay next to lady look like rock smash face so ugly. Grog no remember her so ugly. Grog invent "Grog goggles" make ugly lady look like lady you want drag in cave. That last time Grog put on goggles. Grog no need goggles today. Grog find pick, drag to winner circle. Grog no Barcelona need win stay on top in Spain. Grog know Barcelona put on show over weekend. Grog know Barcelona leave no doubt against Tenerife. Grog think Barcelona score many goal, keep pressure on Madrid. Tenerife want use coyote arm to get out Barcelona with dignity. No dignity. Remind Grog of No diggity. Grog bag it up.
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05-04-10 01:11 PM #52
This should be guaranteed to hit ... got busy at work and missed the start! Fudge!
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05-04-10 01:14 PM #53
Looks good. BOL to Grog.
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05-04-10 04:07 PM #54
Grog Record: 4-3 [-0.05]
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05-04-10 05:05 PM #55
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05-05-10 11:18 AM #56
Play #8: [England Premier] Fulham PK [-197]
I started talking to Grog about high chalk and well ...
Grog remember time when he got high chalk. Snort it, think it was from cocoa plant. Not from plant. Instead get high, Grog vomit dust for months. That remind Grog of squad in England. Fulham. They no lose at home but twice in 15 match in 2010. Stoke only win twice in nine match on road in 2010. Many draw though. That why Grog sniff chalk, get high, vomit today if Fulham draw. But Grog smart, get money back, buy wheel for cave car. Grog use cave car pick up chick when Grog lady gone. Don't judge Grog. Chick dig wheel. Grog dig chick. Grog spin wheel fortune today. Make small fortune on Fulham or get money back with draw. Grog go draw on cave wall now. Tell story how Zarn mom like village wheel, everyone get turn.
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05-05-10 11:57 AM #57
That is some high chalk indeed...can't say I'll tail, but wish you the BOL Grog!
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05-05-10 12:00 PM #58
Well Grog says he only sees two outcomes. Fulham win or draw, so he went protective of the draw. Fulham ML is +118. Good option too is PK/-0.5 for -112 I think. Grog says he didn't want to lose anything on the draw though.
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05-05-10 03:58 PM #59
Grog Record: 4-4 [-2.02]
Priceless high chalk loss. Now Grog can vomit dust again for months.
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05-05-10 04:30 PM #60
My only 2 plays were Fulham(pk) & Man(pk) today. Went large on both. Grog not vomiting alone
Better day tomorrow will be. Break a leg Grog....
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05-05-10 04:33 PM #61
I think that's the 2nd highest line me/Grog ever played on a soccer match. Other one lost too. Fool me once, fool me twice ...
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05-06-10 11:10 AM #62
Play #9: [Holland Europa League Playoff] Roda vs. Heracles OVER 3 [-105]
Grog is all hopped up on chalk dust, enjoy.
Grog see pink elephant sexing up beanstalk. Remind Grog of time when he see Zarn mom do unnatural thing to elephant trunk. Make Grog rigid though. Grog rigid today about Holland. Grog see Roda. Remind him of party girl. They always score bunch at home. Roda score two goal or better in 8 straight at home. Roda also give up goal in 7 straight at home. Those 7 all get 3 goal or better. Heracles remind Grog of muscle bound man he know. Muscle man like flex muscle no matter where. Heracles like flex scoring muscle everywhere. They score 5 of last 6 on road. They let in goal in 7 straight on road. These squad meet twice regular season. 3 goal at Roda. 5 goal at Heracles. This best of 3 format for Europa spot, so no need play aggregate goal. Grog think elephant never forget Zarn mom. Road never forget score goal. Grog like over, get golden rocks back from bookie after lose yesterday with this.
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05-08-10 01:29 PM #63
Did Grog stop to post his picks?
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05-11-10 01:46 PM #64
Grog is hibernating until World Cup. He's making money selling wheels so he can bet his ass.
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05-14-10 08:45 AM #65
Hopefully he can afford some mango salsa when the WC starts then
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05-14-10 11:10 AM #66
Grog has enrolled some guest stars to fill his shoes while he is hibernating. Today, Yakov Smirnoff agreed to stop in and pick a Russian Premier League Match that starts at 12:30pm ET.
In Russian Premier League, you don't score goals, goals score for you. When Sovetov & Rostov meet today, they don't meet, they MEAT. Like dead meat. In Russia goal keeper sometime mistake ball for food and let net catch it so they can eat. Goalies today let much meat in net to feast. Total stand at 2. Yakov say take OVER and enjoy meat feast with mango salsa if you can find. In Russia, mango salsa no find you ... you find vodka, close eyes tight and think about fruit. Remind me of Grog friend Zarn. Yakov out.
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05-14-10 11:34 AM #67
Agreed! Lets get it Yakov, vodka's on me!
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05-14-10 01:07 PM #68
Nice winner YAKOV!! What a country!!!
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05-15-10 03:42 PM #69
Grog found Bostonian Matt Damon available today with a MLS prediction.
You gotta be wicked re-tah-did to think the Revolution are gonna be able to stop the Earthquakes attack today. San Jose is scoring goals at a wicked awesome rate with multiple goals in four of their last five. They beat my Revolution 2-0 at home earlier this season and the Revs have some wicked injury problems. They also can't stop lettin' utha teams score with 7 goals allowed in their last two matches. I asked 'em last time I saw 'em if they liked apples. They said yeah we like apples Matt Damon. I said oh yeah? Well there's gonna be at least 3 goals tonight, how do ya like them apples? Take the ovuh at 2.5 [-106] and you awtuh have ya self some extra loot to buy some apples. Applesauce bitch.
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05-16-10 07:36 AM #70
Haha, this is the funniest thread on this forum. Keep 'em coming EP
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