1. 02-26-11 06:55 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post

    Flying into Raleigh, staying in Chapel Hill...

    cool, well as we say. nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.
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  2. 02-26-11 06:55 PM #37
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    Attack her sexually at the door when she returns.
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  3. 02-26-11 06:55 PM #38
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    Your wife is out looking to buy sex toys while you're here jerking off? Maybe if you banged her well she wouldn't worry about picking up a double sided dildo for you and her. You better smash her and smash her good tonight. You're losing her.
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  4. 02-26-11 06:58 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    She should be hot to trot when she comes home. Give it to her right and enjoy it when she rips out her new dildo and does a surprise shove right up your cornhole.
    That is what I am afraid of... My poop shoot can't handle that!
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  5. 02-26-11 07:01 PM #40
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    Purchase an escort.
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  6. 02-26-11 07:07 PM #41
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    This man worried about his broad going to a sex toy party. Could be way worst than that homie. Either you ain't ******* right or she needs something when ya gone. Indicating she's true to you.
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  7. 02-26-11 08:36 PM #42
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    Better hope she doesn't come home with a Sybian. You'll be obsolete.
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  8. 02-26-11 10:41 PM #43
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    Ha ha, lots of insecure guys on here. My wife can go to a sex toy party anytime, heck I would encourage it. Sex toys are made to enhance your sex play.

    You should be happy about it, lots of guys women don't even duck the sick. Let alone look at porn or play with toys in the bedroom.

    I guess if she is not freaky, does not talk sexy and candid and this is not like her...

    Then I would be worried. Other than that just sit back and enjoy the ride, hopefully she will be the one being driven but with her new toys you never can tell.
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  9. 02-27-11 03:58 AM #44
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    Kind of nice that he still cares. If my wife said anything I would hear "gone till (insert time)"
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  10. 02-28-11 01:10 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by samdapatriotsfan View Post
    Ha ha, lots of insecure guys on here. My wife can go to a sex toy party anytime, heck I would encourage it. Sex toys are made to enhance your sex play.

    You should be happy about it, lots of guys women don't even duck the sick. Let alone look at porn or play with toys in the bedroom.

    I guess if she is not freaky, does not talk sexy and candid and this is not like her...

    Then I would be worried. Other than that just sit back and enjoy the ride, hopefully she will be the one being driven but with her new toys you never can tell.
    this... she'll have fun, probably pick up a few new "items", and will be rarin and ready to go tonight. It is game on for you my friend.
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  11. 02-28-11 01:16 PM #46
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    She's having sex with toy? Inanimate objects? Doesnt say alot about ur sex life bro!
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  12. 02-28-11 01:47 PM #47
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    Aint nothing like a rubber dick party to spice up the weekend
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  13. 02-28-11 02:00 PM #48
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    Have fun!!!!
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  14. 02-28-11 02:05 PM #49
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    She got some gel to enhance fellatio... Im not complaining...
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  15. 02-28-11 02:22 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    She got some gel to enhance fellatio... Im not complaining...
    exactly... gotta love a woman that wants to go to things like these. Spices it up!
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  16. 02-28-11 02:51 PM #51
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    Be careful she doesn't find the right vibrator, or it could be adios muchachos.
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  17. 02-28-11 03:02 PM #52
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    My wife doesn't need to buy sex toys. I'm the biggest toy on the block.
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  18. 02-28-11 03:33 PM #53
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    I've been married 43 yrs this coming June...it's just a woman thing...now if she comes home NOT horny...problem maybe.
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  19. 02-28-11 05:10 PM #54
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    lucky man
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  20. 03-02-11 02:29 AM #55
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    Geebert got violated...he's just in denial!
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  21. 03-02-11 05:31 AM #56
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    If your wife is going to sex parties without you then you are either about to get divorced or your family has developed an additional source of income.
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  22. 03-02-11 06:33 AM #57
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    this is all i have to say



    prepare your anus
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  23. 03-02-11 06:44 AM #58
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    maybe she won some money on the lottery and wants to keep all of it.
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