1. 02-26-11 06:07 PM #1
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    The Wife Just Left Me...

    Home on a Saturday night to go to a sex toy party... How the hell am I supposed to respond to this???
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  2. 02-26-11 06:08 PM #2
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    show up naked
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  3. 02-26-11 06:09 PM #3
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    Um...I guess trust her.
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  4. 02-26-11 06:12 PM #4
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    use one on her when she gets home
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  5. 02-26-11 06:12 PM #5
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    Geebert you small??

    If I had to guess I say your 4.3 inches medium thickness
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  6. 02-26-11 06:13 PM #6
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    who all is at the sex party?
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  7. 02-26-11 06:13 PM #7
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    its all chicks...u should be insulted tho cuz u don't satisfy her apparently.
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  8. 02-26-11 06:13 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Geebert you small??

    If I had to guess I say your 4.3 inches medium thickness
    Might be true JJ if she was satisfied by his sex she would not need to use a toy
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  9. 02-26-11 06:15 PM #9
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    my nickname is "sex toy party." I will take good care of her.
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  10. 02-26-11 06:17 PM #10
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    throw all her shit out the door before she gets home and change the locks. what the **** is wrong with her? wanting to go to a sex party, sounds like you've got one of them big perverts you seen on tv on your hands..
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  11. 02-26-11 06:18 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    my nickname is "sex toy party." I will take good care of her.
    Can you at least take a pic for me? A vid is not necessery.
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  12. 02-26-11 06:19 PM #12
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    It's with a bunch of girl friends from work... I cant throw her out, im supposed to go to North Carolonia tomorrow with her... I want some warmer weather...
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  13. 02-26-11 06:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    Can you at least take a pic for me? A vid is not necessery.
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  14. 02-26-11 06:20 PM #14
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    You are not a man
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  15. 02-26-11 06:20 PM #15
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    This is not a good situation unless she invited you to go also.
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  16. 02-26-11 06:21 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    It's with a bunch of girl friends from work... I cant throw her out, im supposed to go to North Carolonia tomorrow with her... I want some warmer weather...
    post her pic too. tell her you're sick of the ******* bullshit and all the SBR posters are sick of it too...bunch of ******* perverts.
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  17. 02-26-11 06:21 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by C-Gold View Post
    You are not a man
    Why do you say that? I had plans to go play poker tonight but those plans got canceled.
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  18. 02-26-11 06:21 PM #18
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    Go over there and peek in the window....that's what jj and bobby would do
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  19. 02-26-11 06:22 PM #19
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    embrace it and be happy she's gonna come home horny and its nice that your lady is open to new things...
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  20. 02-26-11 06:22 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Go over there and peek in the window....that's what jj and bobby would do
    JJ would probably be a demonstrator at one of those events...
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  21. 02-26-11 06:23 PM #21
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    The fact that girls let us gamble...you can let them explore these weird things. It might help your sex life.
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  22. 02-26-11 06:24 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    The fact that girls let us gamble...you can let them explore these weird things. It might help your sex life.
    Fair enough... I can deal with that!
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  23. 02-26-11 06:25 PM #23
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    this is crazy!
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  24. 02-26-11 06:26 PM #24
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    I believe a three sum is in your future... the real question is... Is it it with another guy or another girl?
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  25. 02-26-11 06:27 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    use one on her when she gets home
    Agree...this is what you do!
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  26. 02-26-11 06:28 PM #26
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    i hope she is not switching sides on u permanently
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  27. 02-26-11 06:28 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by purecarnagge View Post
    I believe a three sum is in your future... the real question is... Is it it with another guy or another girl?
    Well, I hope its another chick... I couldn't deal if she ever asked me to let another guy in our bed... Id'e go to jail...
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  28. 02-26-11 06:42 PM #28
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    she is sticking something in ur ass 2night hahaha
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  29. 02-26-11 06:42 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    It's with a bunch of girl friends from work... I cant throw her out, im supposed to go to North Carolonia tomorrow with her... I want some warmer weather...

    where to in NC?
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  30. 02-26-11 06:47 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    where to in NC?
    Flying into Raleigh, staying in Chapel Hill...
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  31. 02-26-11 06:48 PM #31
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    Geebert show all

    Send us some sex vids of you and your girl

    Make a name for yourself here
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  32. 02-26-11 06:48 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    Well, I hope its another chick... I couldn't deal if she ever asked me to let another guy in our bed... Id'e go to jail...
    Sorry Geebs, the little woman contacted me and she's not only bringing home the Violator 3000, she's also bringing me home. But my motto is "It may be small...but it's thin" so you'll look like a porn star after she laughs me out of the bedroom. I'm just here to help.
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  33. 02-26-11 06:51 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    Sorry Geebs, the little woman contacted me and she's not only bringing home the Violator 3000, she's also bringing me home. But my motto is "It may be small...but it's thin" so you'll look like a porn star after she laughs me out of the bedroom. I'm just here to help.
    Thanks Johnson... I appreciate you making me feel better about the whole thing...
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  34. 02-26-11 06:52 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Geebert show all Send us some sex vids of you and your girl Make a name for yourself here
    Not sure slamming my wife on SBR would be the best way to make a name for myself... But I appreciate the offer brother!
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  35. 02-26-11 06:54 PM #35
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    She should be hot to trot when she comes home.

    Give it to her right and enjoy it when she rips out her new dildo and does a surprise shove right up your cornhole.
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