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    onetrickpony
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    Will answer all PENIS related questions for points

    Yes u finally have a penis expert at sbr.

    big or small. fat or pencil thin. cut or uncut. does not matter im here.

    small guys dont be ashamed, i have no miracles to fix ur problem but i have advice.

    big guys we often take this for granted, but we have to make sure WE both get ours including ur girl.

    TRY ME!

    Disclaimer: Will not answer any homosexual questions regarding penis play in homosex.
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    what is the best lotion to use for wacking off

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    nyplayer33
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    Who enjoys intercourse more females or males in your opinion. I think females enjoy it physically more and men emotionally/ego/manhood

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    I started a trend.

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    this is a fantastic thread!

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    cant call it
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    why does it hang to the right?

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    how should i trim my pubes so my meat stick looks bigger??

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    This is too funny..............

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    What's the best lube to use if I am blindly putting it in a gloryhole?

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    Is it a good idea or bad idea to take your penis into this place if your straight.

    www.flexbaths.com

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    a friend of mine(bobby) wanted me to ask , if you play with it to much can it pop ?

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    Is it normal for it to look like my pubic hair took my penis hostage??

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    At least this post is not limp.................

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    a friend of mine(bobby) wanted me to ask , if you play with it to much can it pop ?

    saw an article once about a guy who actually did use a threaded nut as a rooster ring, which swelled it up to the point of bursting. he went to the hospital and they had to take a saw and cut it (the nut) off. I don't know if it went kabluey though.

    I can tell you not to leave your dick in a pressurized pump too long or you will get permanent scarring/ black spots on your bellhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    how should i trim my pubes so my meat stick looks bigger??

    not trying to hijack the thread but shave, not trim, shave a 1/2 to 3/4 " band around the base of the shaft. trim the hair above it and remove any excess that might be "hiding" your little buddy.

    points not necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swaindexter View Post
    At least this post is not limp.................
    Ya, it's hard for me to find a comment here...lol

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    WTF, where is OTP at I want to get off and need my question answered

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    I"m going to start a pussy thread. I'm an expert at getting a hold of some of that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    what is the best lotion to use for wacking off
    Spit. We highly recommend it because of the features in saliva like enzymes and mucus makes the process easier than said any motion lotion.

    Quote Originally Posted by nyplayer33 View Post
    Who enjoys intercourse more females or males in your opinion. I think females enjoy it physically more and men emotionally/ego/manhood
    Females. To women sex is more than just sex, they are complex breed and we cannot answer any more due to our expertise in PENIS.

    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    What's the best lube to use if I am blindly putting it in a gloryhole?
    Sir, Please read our disclaimer.

    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    a friend of mine(bobby) wanted me to ask , if you play with it to much can it pop ?
    The daily recommended amounts one should masturbate is 1-4 times a day. If any physical or psychological changes occur please lower the amount of times a day drastically.

    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    Is it a good idea or bad idea to take your penis into this place if your straight. www.flexbaths.com
    Zam, in our experience the only way to find out is if you do it yourself and please report back.

    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    Is it normal for it to look like my pubic hair took my penis hostage??
    Normal is a vague term, should be applied by the individual. If it looks hijacked either trim, shave or get it braided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cant call it View Post
    why does it hang to the right?
    It can be due to overdoing in either sex or masturbation, no easy fix except a penis extender which should fix curvature in 4-6 months.

    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    how should i trim my pubes so my meat stick looks bigger??
    Get rid of all of it, even the ball sac.

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    Spit. We highly recommend it because of the features in saliva like enzymes and mucus makes the process easier than said any motion lotion.



    If i get some friction burns OTP i'm going to be pissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Spit. We highly recommend it because of the features in saliva like enzymes and mucus makes the process easier than said any motion lotion. If i get some friction burns OTP i'm going to be pissed.
    Remember not to go too fast, the key is to pace yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    Sir, Please read our disclaimer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    Remember not to go too fast, the key is to pace yourself.
    I hope you have good Malpractice insurance, If i get burns I'm suing for 50,000 betpoints.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildbill044 View Post
    not trying to hijack the thread but shave, not trim, shave a 1/2 to 3/4 " band around the base of the shaft. trim the hair above it and remove any excess that might be "hiding" your little buddy. points not necessary.
    sound advice widbill

    you and otp should open up a practice together

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    36mafia
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    my dick is tiny. i mean its so tiny i piss on my balls in the morning

    whats the best method to increase rooster size

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    wtf..when did being circumsized become so popular..girls outlook on that.

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    how many will fit in your sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    my dick is tiny. i mean its so tiny i piss on my balls in the morning whats the best method to increase rooster size
    Jelqing or surgery.
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    I've heard if you dont use it you lose it is that true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gio21 View Post
    I've heard if you dont use it you lose it is that true?
    You know when you're feeling a girls breast, and it feels like a bag of sand?

    She used to love to dirty talk. I'd be nailin her, and she'd be like, "awww, you're nailin me... cool"

    Lol 40 Year Old Virgin is a great movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gio21 View Post
    I've heard if you dont use it you lose it is that true?
    Well not exactly, it is a common myth. Why not use it? Are you turning into a sissy boy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsnnh12 View Post

    You know when you're feeling a girls breast, and it feels like a bag of sand?

    She used to love to dirty talk. I'd be nailin her, and she'd be like, "awww, you're nailin me... cool"

    Lol 40 Year Old Virgin is a great movie
    It is a great movie! Cracks me up everytime!

    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    Well not exactly, it is a common myth. Why not use it? Are you turning into a sissy boy?
    All the girls are scared of it and my hands arent big enough

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    im not dicking around i will answer all q's for points.

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