1. 02-15-11 10:25 PM #36
    dozer
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    does bangin a slut in here eyes make her cockeyed?????
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  2. 02-15-11 10:32 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by dozer View Post
    does bangin a slut in here eyes make her cockeyed?????
    Would require actual video footage to determine cockeyed state.
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  3. 02-15-11 10:41 PM #38
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    when is you penis going to get out from behind your computer and into the girl in your av.?
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  4. 02-15-11 10:42 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    when is you penis going to get out from behind your computer and into the girl in your av.?
    When i find this beautiful lady im gonna fuk the shit outta her.

    How do i find her shags?

    realistic advice please
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  5. 02-15-11 11:00 PM #40
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    where did you find the pic? that would be where i would start to find a name. then google that name. google is linked into facebook now days. search through the profile pics til you find her. ( not going to say it will be fast but a girl that has an iphone photo out there most likely doesnt have her profile locked down ) find out where she goes to school ( def looks like a college girl and if not o well. who hasnt bagged a minor ) go there. now this is where it gets tricky. you have to actually locate her on the streets out and about. cross her path a few times in a week. ( making eye contact ) then find out when she is going out. go to the same place as her. introduce yourself and say youve seen her around and had to say hello. if things go well from there youre golden. if not wait til she leaves her group and then pull the old kidnap move. shell be so head over heels that you love her so much youd kidnap her that shell fall madly in love. and youll live happily ever after. if that doesnt work... well theres always rape...
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  6. 02-15-11 11:08 PM #41
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    rape

    the first part is the hardest, when i find her i will think of some bullcrap to throw her way thats the easy part. she was posted in another thread, dont know how to do the rest
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  7. 02-15-11 11:20 PM #42
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    same with my girl. ive got my stalking clothes out and ready for the moment someone can tell me who my girl is
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  8. 02-15-11 11:26 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    same with my girl. ive got my stalking clothes out and ready for the moment someone can tell me who my girl is
    goodluck she aint got nothing on my girl.

    each is their own.
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  9. 03-02-11 09:26 PM #44
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    need points, some of u fuks that i answered SHOULD PAY UP
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  10. 03-02-11 10:25 PM #45
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    Is it normal to bleed when your trimming your pubes????
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  11. 03-02-11 10:33 PM #46
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    Do you drink or Swallow
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  12. 03-02-11 10:50 PM #47
    ok now what
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    Can this get incorporated into SBR trivia?
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  13. 03-02-11 11:02 PM #48
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    guess the saloon is getting to be like the gay forum,always talking about dicks
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  14. 03-02-11 11:03 PM #49
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  15. 03-03-11 07:36 AM #50
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    which ones do you think taste the best, black ones or white ones? thanks pal
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  16. 03-03-11 08:23 AM #51
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    Why is penis called penis?
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  17. 03-03-11 11:15 AM #52
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    how many penises have you made contact with
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  18. 03-03-11 11:17 AM #53
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    How many penises can I fit in my asshole?
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  19. 03-03-11 09:58 PM #54
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    post up points then i answer u stiffs
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  20. 03-04-11 12:40 PM #55
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    no.
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  21. 03-04-11 12:51 PM #56
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    wtf !?
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