[BatemanPatrickl]

Boys so here is the skinny I went out to watch football today with my brother, his girl and his girl's friends. One of her friends is really hot I mean 5'7 size 2 blue eyes black hair really pretty face. Okay so this girl just got out of a bad relationship so I am talking to her and she is talking back real casual. So her older and less attractive sister gets drunk and as soon as I see the drunk eye (one eye closed like the Hunchback of Notre Dame) I know these chicks are gone.

So they both leave and I get her number from my brother. So I send a text asking her if she is going to hang out back at the house and I also ask her out for dinner.

So she sends me a text message that says "I am really flattered that you ask me but at this time I am going to say no but thank you for asking me." FACKKKKKKKKK!!! Felt like a body blow from Tyson this girl was hot too and seemed nice but of course was dating a guy that cheated on her.

Okay so I reply back good luck and she says we should all go out on Thanksgiving blah, blah, blah...

SO I reply no thanks my ex is coming to see me. So I kind of know my brother was texting her and might have asked her to be nice to me.

In my opinion fuk that I am not coming up to be a friend to some chick. I hate being friends with girls because you are STUCK there forever.

Okay so I have a few options...

1) Come up on Thanksgiving, dress up and do the Ray Lewis dance for her.
2) Come up, wear jeans and a nice shirt.
3) Come up and ignore her like a dick.
4) Stay at my house and hang with my ex if she comes up.
5) Stay home and say fuk all women and gamble.

Leaning towards option 5. My point is that she had her chance, said no and that's that. I am not going to chase this girl I was already told no which I can deal with.

Boys she said I had a nice nose WTF went wrong here?

I don't when I don't win.

[whatsgood5]

tldr

[BatemanPatrickl]

tldr

Speak English not six grade text lingo.

[Michaelmakesit]

You should have asked the woman for her number you wierdo

she will never do anything with u bc u got her number from your brother

always be a man and ask the woman for her number directly!

im 21 and i know this!

what planet are you on!

[TexansFan]

Meet up with her and give her a roofie.

[rfr3sh]

3 is the choice here
women want what they cant have

[Michaelmakesit]

tldr

[pavyracer]

Tgif

[TexansFan]

Just googled it, too long didn't read.

[captrobey]

Invite her out to a nice dinner . Then take her to Mcdonalds . When she says to you " Are you joking " tell her " yes -i would never take a girl to Mcdonalds for dinner "

After arriving at Burger King tell her you need to tell her something in private. Invite her into the Mens room and say something romantic like - I would like to show you my penis , and the only ones that have ever seen that is my ex and my mom. If she does not have sex with you at that point just dump her there. But remember to take the burgers with you. BK has good burgers.

[Trojan]

Patrick, Wait a couple days and give her a call. No text. See if she wants to meet up and do something casual. If she says no again, fuk it. There's a lot more broads out there. She'll have your number, let her come to you.

I like to chase broads a little but if there isnt any legitmate interest then there's no point. Give her a chance to think about you for a couple days then call her.

[TexansFan]

Send her a naked pic of you.

[opie1988]

You should have asked the woman for her number you wierdo

she will never do anything with u bc u got her number from your brother

always be a man and ask the woman for her number directly!

im 21 and i know this!

what planet are you on!

.......so says the guy who posts super-cool threads like "What does everyone her do for a living?" and "Me & my boyfriends are having a bb-q on the beach!!" .

Hey Tool (aka Michaelmakesitw/boys)- I really don't think you need to be responding to Bateman's posts w/ some smart-ass remarks. There's a many number of reasons why this is a poor idea for you; 1) Bateman is an accomplished wordsmith who could very easily drive you to tears while you are sitting at your computer reading aloud your posts to all of your boyfriends. 2) you are only 21 years old, and I am not in any way convinced you have ever actually seen female genitalia (I glean this opinion from the overall feel of your previous posts).

Again, I know this stings, but I promise you its all for your own good. Now run along......

[jjgold]

Patrick you struck out

Move on, do a fukkin line of coke tonight and gamble

[opie1988]

Boys so here is the skinny I went out to watch football today with my brother, his girl and his girl's friends. One of her friends is really hot I mean 5'7 size 2 blue eyes black hair really pretty face. Okay so this girl just got out of a bad relationship so I am talking to her and she is talking back real casual. So her older and less attractive sister gets drunk and as soon as I see the drunk eye (one eye closed like the Hunchback of Notre Dame) I know these chicks are gone.

So they both leave and I get her number from my brother. So I send a text asking her if she is going to hang out back at the house and I also ask her out for dinner.

So she sends me a text message that says "I am really flattered that you ask me but at this time I am going to say no but thank you for asking me." FACKKKKKKKKK!!! Felt like a body blow from Tyson this girl was hot too and seemed nice but of course was dating a guy that cheated on her.

Okay so I reply back good luck and she says we should all go out on Thanksgiving blah, blah, blah...

SO I reply no thanks my ex is coming to see me. So I kind of know my brother was texting her and might have asked her to be nice to me.

In my opinion fuk that I am not coming up to be a friend to some chick. I hate being friends with girls because you are STUCK there forever.

Okay so I have a few options...

1) Come up on Thanksgiving, dress up and do the Ray Lewis dance for her.
2) Come up, wear jeans and a nice shirt.
3) Come up and ignore her like a dick.
4) Stay at my house and hang with my ex if she comes up.
5) Stay home and say fuk all women and gamble.

Leaning towards option 5. My point is that she had her chance, said no and that's that. I am not going to chase this girl I was already told no which I can deal with.

Boys she said I had a nice nose WTF went wrong here?

I don't when I don't win.

BP-

If she doesn't want to go out with you, there's clearly only one real reason: She's obviously a lesbian. That's an impenetrable force field. Piss on her!! Time to move on.....

[falconticket]

Asking for a date via text. Lol

[Michaelmakesit]

.......so says the guy who posts super-cool threads like "What does everyone her do for a living?" and "Me & my boyfriends are having a bb-q on the beach!!" .

Hey Tool (aka Michaelmakesitw/boys)- I really don't think you need to be responding to Bateman's posts w/ some smart-ass remarks. There's a many number of reasons why this is a poor idea for you; 1) Bateman is an accomplished wordsmith who could very easily drive you to tears while you are sitting at your computer reading aloud your posts to all of your boyfriends. 2) you are only 21 years old, and I am not in any way convinced you have ever actually seen female genitalia (I glean this opinion from the overall feel of your previous posts).

Again, I know this stings, but I promise you its all for your own good. Now run along......

i think ive slept with more women this month than u have in you life pal
thats the pathetic part

I said BBQ ...who said it was with guys??

[minet123]

Cliche speak time
Your best thinking got you where you are
So 1-5 are your ideas
Call sponsey
Share at home group
But no matter what i wouldn't go up there

[muldoon]

If you had any shot she would have given you an opening. She didn't.

Go hang out with your (pretend) ex.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Okay so I am supposed to demand an opening after she knows me for two hours? I should have gotten her number from her, called her and laid some groundwork first went in for the kill and got smashed for it. I'm like a Kamikaze pilot.

Fuk this girl was hot.

[BatemanPatrickl]

And WTF is with wanting to hang out on Thanksgiving yeah like that is an option. Hey you just flat out rejected me let's hang out so you can get more free drinks.

If I go up there I am going to be a class A dick cause that is what I do best.

[ChileCheese]

Pay a group of Black men (4-5 is a good number Id guess) to attack and gang rape her. Anyhow, you of course will know when and where, and "accidentally" stumble upon this scene and save her.
You will be her white knight, literally... and she will love you forever.
You probably wont get laid then and there, but just tell her that the police and rape kit arent necessary and wait a day or two.

[RudyRuetigger]

gambling seems like the only (correct) choice to me

[Dirty Sanchez]

Do you have dreams about Roman Gladiators?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Boys fuk this girl the last guy she was with cheated on her with FIVE other women. Not one but FIVE who knows what he gave her.

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise so I remain STD free. Yeah it stung a little and still stings now but I knew her for two hours not two years.

[Michaelmakesit]

attention

[BatemanPatrickl]

attention

JJ stop ghosting you are pissing me off pal.

[WvGambler]

you got some game

[BatemanPatrickl]

you got some game

Horrible play on my part but she was my first since coming out of a serious relationship. No game whatsoever need to someohow get it back.

I still say the Ray Lewis dance is a good move even if she hates me she may think I am retarded and feel sorry for me.

[BatemanPatrickl]

My idiot brother just called me and said What about her sister? WTF?

Yeah I just met Megan Fox but since I whiffed with her I will take her sister...Maggie Gyllenhal. Drunk eye and all.

[Duff85]

Meet up with her and give her a roofie.

Option 6 for sure. If only from the 5 - then 5 I guess.

[wtf]

with you opie on this one, this guy is clearly gay and desperately trying to be "hetro" by hanging in a testosterone laced forum

hey mike why not go to a sports bar and arm wrestle someone

.......so says the guy who posts super-cool threads like "What does everyone her do for a living?" and "Me & my boyfriends are having a bb-q on the beach!!" .

Hey Tool (aka Michaelmakesitw/boys)- I really don't think you need to be responding to Bateman's posts w/ some smart-ass remarks. There's a many number of reasons why this is a poor idea for you; 1) Bateman is an accomplished wordsmith who could very easily drive you to tears while you are sitting at your computer reading aloud your posts to all of your boyfriends. 2) you are only 21 years old, and I am not in any way convinced you have ever actually seen female genitalia (I glean this opinion from the overall feel of your previous posts).

Again, I know this stings, but I promise you its all for your own good. Now run along......

[stevek173]

All that happened, it sounds like is she is not ready. Do NOT fall too deep into the friend zone here.

Don't do anything mean (the ignoring)

Let her drift back and come to you a bit.

You want to make Thanksgiving a goal? Cool. But keep in mind that sitting down with her family is probably serious shit.

Sit back and play it cool like the Fonz. Meet some other girls man, keep her in the wings. Don't come to her for awhile. If she thought you were cool she might snap out of it. The more persistant you are though, the more u blow it here.

[stevek173]

Boys fuk this girl the last guy she was with cheated on her with FIVE other women. Not one but FIVE who knows what he gave her.

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise so I remain STD free. Yeah it stung a little and still stings now but I knew her for two hours not two years.

Some girls only feel abuse. Mentally or physically. My ex was like that. Her ex cheated on her hundreds of times, was a total piece of white trash, had her thinking about suicide. I was 100% nice to her. Result? I got treated like a bag of shit and then dumped.

Stay away from these types Bateman. **** em. Plenty of nice ones out there.

i do agree the STD is a blessing just like my ex THANK YOU JESUS having her period.

**** this girl. Sounds like a trash bag. You are better than this imo.

Don't be mean to her though. **** friends are solid to have around man.

Tell her you know 173 and Coug if you really want her. No one can resist that.

[OMGRandyJackson]

Do you have option 6? Which is bang another hot chick you know for sure?

If no option 6, then u need to try and play this out longer. What is one more hangout really going to do? If she doesnt want any then big deal.