[Dirty Sanchez]

The real sad part is he's asking for advice from a bunch of degenerate losers on a Gambling Forum where the only action most people get here is spanking their monkeys...unless you want to believe the Frauds and Fakes who are honest

[bogbat]

You came across as beta by not asking for her number and by asking her out via text instead of calling her.

If you're going to take the pussy route you are better off contacting her on facebook.

[eidolon]

If you go up, it can't be for her. Or else your night/weekend will suck guarantee. Go up wanting to have a good time no matter what. Because if you focus on hooking up with her, you have a higher chance of striking out.

[3PtShooter]

5

[flyingillini]

Make sure and release in the hyna.

[thezbar]

She may not be ready to go out with anyone quite yet. Give it some time. At least you put the thought into her head. I wouldn't go out of my way to avoid her but I would just be nice when you see her again.

[hhsilver]

Patrick,

Have your brother give her the link to sbr, telling her she could learn more about you by snooping around here. She will be impressed with how many friends you have here and with how generous you are with points and how well you handle yourself in tough situations - like dealing with ttaylor.

Watching you in action here could make her want to be with you. If nothing else, she may want the challenge of getting you away from the computer.

[Hoja Verdes]

You should have asked the woman for her number you wierdo

she will never do anything with u bc u got her number from your brother

always be a man and ask the woman for her number directly!

im 21 and i know this!

what planet are you on!

Excellent point here.

First rule of thumb: "if you are a pussy, you won't get pussy."

Pussies text message girls to ask them out for the first time, after getting their number from someone else rather than asking them directly.

Girls want a guy who is confident and takes charge. Her first impression of you is "some dude at the bar that was too scared to ask for my number so he got it from a mutual friend." Not to mention your reply about your ex coming into town?? Wow, unbelievable man. At the first sign of adversity you elected to turn it back around so you could "show her" and not injure your own pride.

From reading your posts on this board, I can honestly say that you are a complete bitch at this stage in your life with zero game, and have a long way to go before scratching the surface of "confident." Thusly, best to stay away from the hot girls and go after the older and less attractive sisters. Best of luck getting your nuts to drop soon.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Took a shot and missed. No big deal.

[Michaelmakesit]

Took a shot and missed. No big deal.

dont even believe the story

and the pathetic part is you could have at least left out the details about not asking her directly for her number so some and thats an "if some" would believe this story...

[Michaelmakesit]

excellent point here.

First rule of thumb: "if you are a pussy, you won't get pussy."

pussies text message girls to ask them out for the first time, after getting their number from someone else rather than asking them directly.

Girls want a guy who is confident and takes charge. Her first impression of you is "some dude at the bar that was too scared to ask for my number so he got it from a mutual friend." not to mention your reply about your ex coming into town?? Wow, unbelievable man. At the first sign of adversity you elected to turn it back around so you could "show her" and not injure your own pride.

From reading your posts on this board, i can honestly say that you are a complete bitch at this stage in your life with zero game, and have a long way to go before scratching the surface of "confident." thusly, best to stay away from the hot girls and go after the older and less attractive sisters. Best of luck getting your nuts to drop soon.

i don't text any women that I fuk
Thats a rule

i call them up or show up at their place with my dick and balls ready the way they like it and
i always make sure i leave my cell phone on vibrate in case other people call
she knows that shes gotta compete and not play mind games with me

[BatemanPatrickl]

dont even believe the story and the pathetic part is you could have at least left out the details about not asking her directly for her number so some and thats an "if some" would believe this story...

Anyone ever tell you that you sound gay on the phone? Also JJ knock off the ghosting it's not working here.

Michael you have not made it.

[wtf]

Anyone ever tell you that you sound gay on the phone? Also JJ knock off the ghosting it's not working here. Michael you have not made it.

how did this f a g get interviewed by loshak six seconds after he starts posting???????????????

[BatemanPatrickl]

JJ's son.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Okay so it looks like my ex is coming for Thanksgiving. So I should just be a dick to this other girl.

[SCRAGGS]

Meet up with her and give her a roofie.

dude i choked on my sandwich

[BatemanPatrickl]

Jesus no advice here SBR posters are worse off then I thought. Like I said I took a shot and missed big time. Epic strikeout boys but like I said the real Patrick Bateman is back.

[ProfaneReality]

do what I do... go on a massive winning streak then go hang out in strip clubs with a big roll, youll get all the attention you want.

[ttwarrior1]

why would you hang out with your ex, makes no sense

[BatemanPatrickl]

why would you hang out with your ex, makes no sense

Think harder tough guy.

[bradthebloke]

well if she just got out of a relationship from a guy who cheated on her she probably has a serious wall up right now about guys. maybe give it some time or just say screw it.

[BatemanPatrickl]

The whole situation is fuked now.

[Landscaper]

Asking for advice on this website or any for that fact is pretty lame.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Asking for advice on this website or any for that fact is pretty lame.

Not as lame as shoveling dirt for a living smart guy

[Landscaper]

I dont have to shovel anymore cause i own the company....LOL at u wth this sorry ass thread..little pussy tell mommy and daddy i said hi

[BatemanPatrickl]

I dont have to shovel anymore cause i own the company....LOL at u wth this sorry ass thread..little pussy tell mommy and daddy i said hi

Okay smart guy. Go plant some flowers.

[lyon804]

Bateman your first mistake was asking for advice on a forum full of life loser's. Most guys here haven't had pussy since it had them. They gamble,drink and do drugs to hide the pain.

[konck]

Go back to letting guys jam it in you while you whine

[BatemanPatrickl]

Go back to letting guys jam it in you while you whine

Thanks Kock; sharp outfit in your avatar photo. I bet you slay the ladies.

[konck]

Yes whimp I had better luck than you will ever have me and Adam Sandler both ....but I forgot your into whining and guys

[BatemanPatrickl]

Yes whimp I had better luck than you will ever have me and Adam Sandler both ....but I forgot your into whining and guys

I would love to see the women that have had the pleasure of seeing you naked. I mean a fat, plaid shorts wearing troll with hightops
Kock can you even see your own penis or does you gut block the view?

[Trojan]

Patty, forget the ex as well. Not worth the headache. Shes an ex for a reason. What you need to do is sign up for Eharmony. It costs a little bit but every day you get sent a list of lonely vulnerable women that are looking for a relationship. Just finesse the situation a little and you'll be banging broad after borad. Most of them are 6's at best but who gives a fuk. They're all so desperate to be in a relationship they will usually fuk after 3 dates, sometimes even the second if you get them drunk.

Patrick, take my advice and you'll be giving facials by the weekend

[BatemanPatrickl]

Patty, forget the ex as well. Not worth the headache. Shes an ex for a reason. What you need to do is sign up for Eharmony. It costs a little bit but every day you get sent a list of lonely vulnerable women that are looking for a relationship. Just finesse the situation a little and you'll be banging broad after borad. Most of them are 6's at best but who gives a fuk. They're all so desperate to be in a relationship they will usually fuk after 3 dates, sometimes even the second if you get them drunk. Patrick, take my advice and you'll be giving facials by the weekend

Trojy I want dime pieces not 6's.

[OMGRandyJackson]

Jesus no advice here SBR posters are worse off then I thought. Like I said I took a shot and missed big time. Epic strikeout boys but like I said the real Patrick Bateman is back.

I gave you some decent advice you fuk

[BatemanPatrickl]

I gave you some decent advice you fuk