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    my advice would be - if you really sure you dont want to be together with that sweetheart who gave u a boat - make her realize you are not a keeper - you love to bang women. Would she be ok with that? Probably not, just tell her honey I am young and I am not ready for commitment, has nothing to do with you. I want to be honest, you can be one of my women, but not the only one. delete yourself from all social media - keep messenger only, that way noone can tag you or smth like that with another lady. Just keep say facebook messanger but block your facebook profile.
    For the new Lady of yours the boat lady will be ex, so there should be some tolerance on her part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Genie View Post
    and why reach to that point? where you already fully known the girl before saying that you don't like her or not seeing her as your wife to be? Does it mean that you only give her the false hope? number one rule, if you think you can't reciprocate the love that the girl is willing to give, don't give her false hope, don't send her sweet messages, don't ask her out, or don't send him a photo of you with your cute pets beside, because at the end of the day you will just break her heart.
    lol goes both ways chicks do this more than anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtymer56 View Post
    Lol, she brought him a boat. Pretty sure they're past the getting to know each other part.

    At this point the only option is to fake his death and move away.
    +1 my gosh a boat for crying out loud, gonna be hard to let that one down easy

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    screw it.... tell her your gay, and your gonna go fishin' in your boat with your boyfriend....

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    It's over get your shiiit and get out.. Just kidding..

    No easy way to say goodbye nicely if the feelings are still there.. Best to say I'm not in love with you anymore and I'm sorry but that's how I feel.. Time we part and say goodbye, that's all.. Don't speak again, don't take the calls.. Ignore..


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    the next time she comes over, as she gets there just play this song real loud and be sitting in a chair in the middle of the room, staring at the ground, holding a butcher's knife in your hand, laughing evilly....



    she won't be comin' round much more, and will be glad she was able to make it out alive....

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    make her dump you. start shitting with the door open.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    make her dump you. start shitting with the door open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    make her dump you. start shitting with the door open.
    She might take that as a sign he is ready for the next step.

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    Another fool-proof option is to be doin' this next time she comes over:





    be sure to get that look on his face down pat.....

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    TheMetsSucks, may as well post a picture of the boat and the chick. It might help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allwater334 View Post
    This is y u shouldn't drink or do drugs because it changes who u r. 28 years old and never a sip of alcohol or any drugs and I live just fine with gambling.
    Lol I wonder if anyone bit on this troll

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