1. 05-31-18 04:55 PM #1
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    This tinder shit aint hard if you are decent looking...

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  5. 05-31-18 04:59 PM #5
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    Lol
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  6. 05-31-18 05:01 PM #6
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    None of the 3 seemed interested though based off those convos
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    have my fave naughty lines and everything


    tip, chicks react better to that than casual small stupid talk, they wanna fukk not get a lecture
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    None of the 3 seemed interested though based off those convos
    yeah my tinder chats need more ​fudging
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    Hurry fired up. I like it!
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    hahahhahahahah
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    What's on tap this evening?
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    Be careful, you'll encounter a lot of fake profiles on Tinder these days.

    But yes, Tinder and other dating apps can be extremely easy if you know what you're doing.

    I was on 3 different apps since moving to NYC 3 years ago, never got more easy pussy in my life. And you really don't even have to be so forward in the first few messages, you get a feel for which girls just want to bang. I've had dozens of nights where we'd exchange a few messages, meet up for drinks, and then back to one of our places. Granted they weren't all 10s, but hey they weren't 0s either.
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    Pics of them. Hurry up, Hurry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    What's on tap this evening?
    Gonna meet Daniela at a watering hole around 9 then my place, prob dismiss her 1am

    Kath's a goner, she looking for boyfriend on tinder lol

    Karol playing hard to get so I'll let her hang

    Vanessa kinda dumb so pass


    Need another hook up for after 1am
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    What's on tap this evening?
    His ass when he meets up with the guy that's 6'4 270
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    What happened with this broad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    What happened with this broad.
    pass, not that hot and kinda retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slipknot26 View Post
    His ass when he meets up with the guy that's 6'4 270
    stop projecting your fantasies on me slippy
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    She wanted to do you at both places. What's wrong with that?
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    Congrats on chatting with bots on tinder.

    Saloon this garbage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Be careful, you'll encounter a lot of fake profiles on Tinder these days.

    But yes, Tinder and other dating apps can be extremely easy if you know what you're doing.

    I was on 3 different apps since moving to NYC 3 years ago, never got more easy pussy in my life. And you really don't even have to be so forward in the first few messages, you get a feel for which girls just want to bang. I've had dozens of nights where we'd exchange a few messages, meet up for drinks, and then back to one of our places. Granted they weren't all 10s, but hey they weren't 0s either.
    yep and not only fake profiles but misleading pictures to hide weight... its either full body pic or pass, and if she doesnt have one on there request via snapchat or gtfo
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    have my fave naughty lines and everything


    tip, chicks react better to that than casual small stupid talk, they wanna fukk not get a lecture
    Some yes, but there's a huge subset of chicks on these app that present themselves as very wholesome but they want to bang as bad as you do. But they won't reply to those aggressive Oreo messages right off the bat. Those chicks want some normal small talk but are more than willing once you meet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    She wanted to do you at both places. What's wrong with that?
    I dont know man rubbed me the wrong way lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Some yes, but there's a huge subset of chicks on these app that present themselves as very wholesome but they want to bang as bad as you do. But they won't reply to those aggressive Oreo messages right off the bat. Those chicks want some normal small talk but are more than willing once you meet.
    the oreo cookie one is 2-0-1 so far

    the pants coming down is like 2-0-2, 2 dumb bells asked what it meant, cant make that shit up
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    thats a KEEPER right there
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    the oreo cookie one is 2-0-1 so far

    the pants coming down is like 2-0-2, 2 dumb bells asked what it meant, cant make that shit up
    2-0-1 meaning you banged 2 of them already based on that line?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Some yes, but there's a huge subset of chicks on these app that present themselves as very wholesome but they want to bang as bad as you do. But they won't reply to those aggressive Oreo messages right off the bat. Those chicks want some normal small talk but are more than willing once you meet.
    I think my direct approach is doing good atm... I really have no talk game... have looks, wit, balls and thats all, I hate small talk and cant fake interest

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    2-0-1 meaning you banged 2 of them already based on that line?
    I wouldn't say based but that was my 2nd text to them, hello and bam, to the point
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I wouldn't say based but that was my 2nd text to them, hello and bam, to the point
    Doesn't really mean much until you actually meet and seal the deal.. report back bud. Where are you located by the way?
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    no way that chicks 31 looks more 21 in that pic
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    you got a lot of yellow bones you into only Spanish chicks
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