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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Doesn't really mean much until you actually meet and seal the deal.. report back bud. Where are you located by the way?
    Costa Rica my friend... aiming for foreigners so have my bio in english

    and them locals reply in english lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Costa Rica my friend... aiming for foreigners so have my bio in english

    and them locals reply in english lol
    Oh wow, lol. All of my advice was based on my experiences here in NYC. No idea what those chicks are like. Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Oh wow, lol. All of my advice was based on my experiences here in NYC. No idea what those chicks are like. Good luck
    chicks are basically a lot alike everywhere, plus in NYC is such a melting pot of culture u deal w everything

    advice appreciated

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    2-0-1 meaning you banged 2 of them already based on that line?
    No 2 as in agreed to meet at the watering hole. Hey I thought that was a place for like elephants and other animals to get a drink. Just jokin Hud.

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    Gotta seal the deal first.. messaging is nothing. Another tip: try to meet the girls you message ASAP. The longer you wait, the less likely you are to ever actually meet.

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    Another tip.. invite them to meet at a bar near your place. Make sure they know it's near your place.

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    Another tip.. don't go crazy about how they look off the bat. You're probably not gonna be reeling in 10s every time. Plus, the 10s get their choice of whoever they want, and guys outnumber girls on these apps like 10 to 1. Look for the decent looking chicks, they're much easier and often really know what they're doing when you get down to business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Another tip.. don't go crazy about how they look off the bat. You're probably not gonna be reeling in 10s every time. Plus, the 10s get their choice of whoever they want, and guys outnumber girls on these apps like 10 to 1. Look for the decent looking chicks, they're much easier and often really know what they're doing when you get down to business.

    thats 100% true... and yeah the bar near my place is a charm... 1st I used this app in 2015 there was a bar right in front of my house... good stuff

    usually 2-3 drinks and down to biz

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Gotta seal the deal first.. messaging is nothing. Another tip: try to meet the girls you message ASAP. The longer you wait, the less likely you are to ever actually meet.
    Oh I know messaging is nothing, im just measuring the initial reaction with said lines, not outcome, outcome no way to know EVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Oh I know messaging is nothing, im just measuring the initial reaction with said lines, not outcome, outcome no way to know EVER
    Sure, but don't exclusively use that line. Try to get a feel from the photo/bio/what they say first. You don't want to miss out on chicks who want to bang but have too much pride to feel like they're hoeing themselves off for free right off the bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattymayo View Post
    Sure, but don't exclusively use that line. Try to get a feel from the photo/bio/what they say first. You don't want to miss out on chicks who want to bang but have too much pride to feel like they're hoeing themselves off for free right off the bat.
    well put mayo!!!

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    lots of guys could learn game here from mayo and myself

    others will cry "saloon" like the kid that cried wolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    lots of guys could learn game here from mayo and myself

    others will cry "saloon" like the kid that cried wolf
    I’m learning quite a bit with every post.

    Thank you

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    Rocket you a bang up skinny penetrate..no chance those girls into you.

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    Hurry is going to get all of the Costa Rican pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    pass, not that hot and kinda retarded
    Not a bad looking rack though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heltah Skeltah View Post
    Rocket you a bang up skinny penetrate..no chance those girls into you.
    you know them skinny fukks mostly hide them large cokks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Hurry is going to get all of the Costa Rican pussy.
    get pussy or die trying Daggles!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    you know them skinny fukks mostly hide them large cokks.
    Lol you lost me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    get pussy or die trying Daggles!!

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    this bitch is on tinder, and ready to go:


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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    Congrats on chatting with bots on tinder.

    Saloon this garbage.
    This made me laugh so hard

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    Watch out as many chicks that are promiscuous are batshit crazy.......

    Most have the mental illness known as BPD (Borderline personality disorder)
    This is the female version of psychopath/sociopath...............

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    Ez game bro

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    Good stuff, Hurry.

    You’re making me miss being single.

    I wasn’t single when Tinder got hot but I got to nail a lotta cute chicks on Plenty Of Fish and Match. I agree: stay away from the 9’s and 10’s and focus focus focus on the 7 and 8’s. It saves so much time and time saved is more time having sex with 8’s.

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    Guys


    Tonight was a success... went 2-0 with both these girls (as advised, these girls were solid 7's) nothing to write home about but hot enough for me and good entertainment, will prob date em a couple of times more each and move on

    I am know opening my 1st baggie of yeyo as I forced myself not to indulge during dates, SALUD

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    Tell them before you meet them you will take them somewhere that will blow their minds. Then take them to church. Introduce them to Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Tell them before you meet them you will take them somewhere that will blow their minds. Then take them to church. Introduce them to Jesus.
    Always a solid strategy.

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    send em photos of my kahk.....

    by the time they've gone to all the effort to fuk you, lying in your bed naked, and you have to reveal your own junk, they'll have invested enough time and energy getting to that point that they'll go ahead and fuk you anyway, notwithstanding the "false advertising".....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 06-01-18 at 08:55 AM.

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    or, another sound strategy, is create some phony accounts and flood the babes who youre' targeting's accts with emails containing photos/gifs like these of the phony account holders:





    \





    you'll look so good in comparison to fuksticks like these who are suddenly hitting them up, the targeted babes will be all over you.....

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    Lol catfishing as JJ always a good strategy Donker

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    more advice....

    don't limit your profile to psycho babes with three .....





    while their self-esteem is obviously so low (low enough to feel the need to add a third tit to feel better about themselves) that you can do anything sexual to them that you want, there's probably only a dozen or two of these freaks world-wide.....

    and they're probably getting enough dick from freaks like me who think the shit is hot (you don't have to turn your head while sucking tit while they ride you), that they have no need to be on a dating site anyway.....

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    I am processing these thoughts right now:
    You get no freebies I am sure; only std's, and when you process that last one, it ain't free either.
    So, the moral: "there is nothing free in this world." The questions you must ask yourself; Is it worth the price and is it worth the risk?

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