[DiggityDaggityDo]

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Daggles, thats some funny shit

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daggles, thats some funny shit

I wanted to see with another one.

[thechaoz]

Oh damn that noise

[Cuse0323]

Ouch.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I wanted to see with another one.

when the black dude recording said "oh shit" I pissed myself laughing

was the liquor store guy asian or hindu? couldnt differentiate the accent

[Fire in da hole]

You just got knocked the fk out

[HurryUpAndDrink]

guy deserved the 40oz to the head... 1st he didnt finish the other guy off, had him and left him to recover, then he actually started acting retard about some money and turned his back 100% to his enemy, fukk you can even hear the bottles clinging when the small dude is looking for the weapon lol

[funnyb25]

Fake. Zero blood

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Fake. Zero blood

sometimes people are lucky... seems 100% real to me because guys act 100% stupid and drunk... if they were acting tough yeah fake

[JIBBBY]

Pay back is a biiitch... lol.. Waste of a good 40 right there.

Better to drink then break I say.. ...

[Jimmy Proffett]

I thought this thread was about that one Sublime album. Turned out to be better than I anticipated.

[Bostongambler]

Wasting some perfectly good suds.

[JIBBBY]

I got better video that illustrates how stupid people can be.. Tsunami watching and laughing rather then running for their lives to higher ground.. There is a heli that flies directly into a twister that's not very bright either.. People die in this one so please be advised...

[Auto Donk]

still my favorite "to the head clip".... bret farve launches a 1.75 ltr grey goose bottle from deep in the pocket to "PING" this dumbass in the head.....:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Speaking of HEAD.

[Auto Donk]

Speaking of HEAD.

what head?

[Auto Donk]

and, speaking of 40 ounces, how about 1000 cc's:

I'd love to get injured this way:








bitch is a lethal killer.... had to register her breasts as "deadly weapons" in florida.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

what head?

She should be wearing one of these. Always.

[Auto Donk]

i was at a bachelor party one night and they (a pack of strippers) tied the bachelor to a pole in the middle of the main stage that went all the way to the ceiling of the club, which was 2-stories high....

once they tied him, seated in the chair, to the pole, a hot blonde stripper shimmied all the way to the top of the pole, and then all at once slid all they way down, feet/heels first, like some sort of naked big tittied firewoman.....

her heels spiked directly into the top of his shoulders, causing him to simultaneously grimmace (unable to move) and let out a huge wailing moan due to the pain....

poor guy had to explain to his new wife on his honeymoon why he had two huge bruises on the tops of his shoulders.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i was at a bachelor party one night and they (a pack of strippers) tied the bachelor to a pole in the middle of the main stage that went all the way to the ceiling of the club, which was 2-stories high....

once they tied him, seated in the chair, to the pole, a hot blonde stripper shimmied all the way to the top of the pole, and then all at once slid all they way down, feet/heels first, like some sort of naked big tittied firewoman.....

her heels spiked directly into the top of his shoulders, causing him to simultaneously grimmace (unable to move) and let out a huge wailing moan due to the pain....

poor guy had to explain to his new wife on his honeymoon why he had two huge bruises on the tops of his shoulders.....

Calf raise machine in the gym will sometimes leave brusises on the top of your shoulders, if you use enough weight.

He wanted to get in shape for the wedding.

Easy explination.

[Auto Donk]

Calf raise machine in the gym will sometimes leave brusises on the top of your shoulders, if you use enough weight.

He wanted to get in shape for the wedding.

Easy explination.

do those machines dispense glitter?

I had that shit showing up on me for weeks and I only fukked one stripper that night....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

do those machines dispense glitter?

I had that shit showing up on me for weeks and I only fukked one stripper that night....

No, you need a young niece or friend’s kid that you were helping on an art project for school.

That one is a hard sell though and can be foiled with one telephone call.

[Auto Donk]

No, you need a young niece or friend’s kid that you were helping on an art project for school.

That one is a hard sell though and can be foiled with one telephone call.

plus, the wife new it was bachelor party night.... so, before going out whoring, we stopped off at Gold's gym for a vigorous bruise-inducing round of calf raises, then went by one of the guy's houses to help his neice finish her art project on a saturday night, then went to the club.....

and somewhere in there we stopped of at Macy's and tested 24 different types of perfume, for potential wedding gifts

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker is sharp.

[Kermit]

I was hoping that his brain would fall out.

[KVB]

Fawk!