Originally posted on 05/11/2018:

Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
No, you need a young niece or friend’s kid that you were helping on an art project for school.

That one is a hard sell though and can be foiled with one telephone call.

plus, the wife new it was bachelor party night.... so, before going out whoring, we stopped off at Gold's gym for a vigorous bruise-inducing round of calf raises, then went by one of the guy's houses to help his neice finish her art project on a saturday night, then went to the club.....

and somewhere in there we stopped of at Macy's and tested 24 different types of perfume, for potential wedding gifts