1. 04-08-18 11:00 PM #1
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    Ever been offered head by a uber driver

    FEMALE obviously you fukks...

    I have traveled with 3-4 female drives... 2 really hot that I would have fukked hands down...

    This chick yesterday lol, wasnt that bad but was a little too thick for my taste... she takes me to my dealer... I tell her if I can do some bumps she says hell yeah why not...

    I offer her, she takes 3...

    We keep driving to my home and I stop at the liquor store to get beer... she says thats not the brand she likes (lol)... I am not taking this girl home I think to myself lol... what a mess... long story short talk gets sexual and she throws the uppercut "when I do coke I love watching porn and giving head"...

    LMAO...

    I could have gotten some easy wired head but I wanted to gamble and play poker


    She wasnt that hot to change my gambling priorities... I dont know if I should be proud cause I have high chick standards or let down cause im a fukkin sick rotten gambling degenerate...

    Of course I didnt play that much poker lol... I spent 3 hrs looking for imaginary home invaders w my baseball bat
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  2. 04-08-18 11:03 PM #2
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    Good to see your coke goggles are working overtime to make sure you DIDNT get head from the avg looking Uber driver... sort of ruined the story no?
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  4. 04-08-18 11:08 PM #4
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    Whatever man. I'd be embarrassed to post this.
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  5. 04-08-18 11:09 PM #5
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    Hurry u got to get ur shit together brotha!!Your a good dude these drugs goin make ya die a early death bud. Hope ur dads health getting better too bud.
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    apparently there is a uber driver who does this sort of thing she even wrote a book about it


    The Adventures of an Uber Driving Slut

    by Jen Dvorak



    Synopsis

    The true tales of a slutty mom in need of money and some wild times. Follow my adventures of being a Uber driver that enjoys treating some of my riders to wild sucking and f_cking.
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  8. 04-08-18 11:13 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Whatever man. I'd be embarrassed to post this.
    Yeah John... I give zero fukks...

    Just a nice anecdote and eager to hear some degen stories from the likes of Kraken and Donker...


    With Hurry, what you see is what u get... id be embarrassed to tell this story to someone who is not my best best friend... but this is the fukkin internet... nothing I say here will bring me eternal shame cause HurryUpAndDrink aint a real person!
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  9. 04-08-18 11:14 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    apparently there is a uber driver who does this sort of thing she even wrote a book about it

    The Adventures of an Uber Driving Slut

    by Jen Dvorak



    Synopsis

    The true tales of a slutty mom in need of money and some wild times. Follow my adventures of being a Uber driver that enjoys treating some of my riders to wild sucking and f_cking.


    Holy smokes....

    IDK what is it about coke and girls, but many have told me they love watching porn and sucking rooster while snorting
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  10. 04-08-18 11:19 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Yeah John... I give zero fukks...

    Just a nice anecdote and eager to hear some degen stories from the likes of Kraken and Donker...


    With Hurry, what you see is what u get... id be embarrassed to tell this story to someone who is not my best best friend... but this is the fukkin internet... nothing I say here will bring me eternal shame cause HurryUpAndDrink aint a real person!
    Mmmmmmm. I'm real. I told jj the 2nd week in baseball had me losing for the first time in 2 months. but I had NHL Florida ml and +1.5 and now I'm up good for the week. Seems like some of us are real. I'd be embarrassed to tell this story. Anywho...have a good one.
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  11. 04-08-18 11:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Holy smokes....

    IDK what is it about coke and girls, but many have told me they love watching porn and sucking rooster while snorting
    A former prominent poster here has shared many, many tales of coke and bitches

    Not on here though

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  12. 04-08-18 11:20 PM #12
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    Jen Dvorak is really Auto DOnk
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    as this middle aged jamaican woman says, cocaine is a hell of a drug!

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  14. 04-08-18 11:29 PM #14
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    We'd get along just fine bud. Sounds like we enjoy the same shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaoz View Post
    We'd get along just fine bud. Sounds like we enjoy the same shit
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    how was she from a 1-10 rating
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    Hurry simultaneously makes me wish I was young again while shaming me for being such a pu$$y when I was
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    So you don't get head from her but you give her 3 lines.......
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  19. 04-08-18 11:43 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by TPowell View Post
    So you don't get head from her but you give her 3 lines.......
    I am a generous man when I'm drunk and on blow... I literally throw money away
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    how was she from a 1-10 rating
    dude, 4 or lower... thats why I didn't even consider it... anything 6 and higher I would have banged
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    Say no
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  22. 04-08-18 11:54 PM #22
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    lol, she said yes and wanted to double down and gargle some coke from my cockhead...

    love for gambling and her ugly ass 4 or less deterred from a sure thing
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  23. 04-08-18 11:58 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    dude, 4 or lower... thats why I didn't even consider it... anything 6 and higher I would have banged
    uhm... So then.. what about a 5? Flip a coin?
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    u should made a video of ur ride in the car would been epic
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    u should made a video of ur ride in the car would been epic
    probably would have killed the conversation... plus in spanish most here would not understand shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by BetterBizness View Post
    uhm... So then.. what about a 5? Flip a coin?
    yeah I mean, I wasnt that horny and had my mind set on winning $

    Which I did not do... couldnt focus
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    yeah I mean, I wasnt that horny and had my mind set on winning $

    Which I did not do... couldnt focus
    Cuz you missed it. You should of popped in a stormy daniels DVD, then let her love of sukking cok overcome you. After that you would of thought clearly and bets the Mets tonite ml.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    yeah I mean, I wasnt that horny and had my mind set on winning $

    Which I did not do... couldnt focus

    Ok... I get it.. Cards are much easier, although I never did the molly..
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Cuz you missed it. You should of popped in a stormy daniels DVD, then let her love of sukking cok overcome you. After that you would of thought clearly and bets the Mets tonite ml.
    ahahah,,, yeah thats true man... should have gotten her to suck my rooster and then dismiss her with some hardcore excuse "hey my girlfriend is coming to sleep over you gotta roll!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    ahahah,,, yeah thats true man... should have gotten her to suck my rooster and then dismiss her with some hardcore excuse "hey my girlfriend is coming to sleep over you gotta roll!"
    I mean, you mite still be able to locate her. A decent female who loves to suk cok is worth keeping around on the days when you are going to wager big.
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    I had a neighbor hot as hell who looooved that... half german half spaniard, blonde, green eyes, big ass, silky skin

    She's a school teacher, got a job at the coast and now has a BF... and now she wont give me head
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I had a neighbor hot as hell who looooved that... half german half spaniard, blonde, green eyes, big ass, silky skin

    She's a school teacher, got a job at the coast and now has a BF... and now she wont give me head
    Shamefull
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    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Whatever man. I'd be embarrassed to post this.
    He's easily one of the worst posters on this site. F out of here with this lying bull shyt
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    BIDBIZNEXSSZZZ sounds serious and zmart
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    Why post this ..cross eyed hump
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