1. 04-09-18 08:00 AM #36
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    Why not post it? I dont get why some here are so uptight...

    Yeah I would never post this in the social convos at work at slack.

    But this is a gamblin degen board.
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  2. 04-09-18 08:16 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusiness View Post
    He's easily one of the worst posters on this site. F out of here with this lying bull shyt
    Why would he lie about this you fguggin buffoon. Hurry if you gonna give some free blow to some ugly chica you might as well get some dome out of the deal, but hey if she was that ugly I understand. I rather have some porker gobble on my man meat then go bezerk after losing money on some bum though.
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  3. 04-09-18 02:27 PM #38
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    Does coke make you hallucinate ?
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  4. 04-09-18 04:57 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    Why would he lie about this you fguggin buffoon. Hurry if you gonna give some free blow to some ugly chica you might as well get some dome out of the deal, but hey if she was that ugly I understand. I rather have some porker gobble on my man meat then go bezerk after losing money on some bum though.
    +1

    She was ugly, not ugly but mostly fat... fat girls are a big no no for me... id do thick if there aint much gut cause I like em big asses but fat girls a deal breaker for me... I mean if Im gonna make up some shit why not make this girl a solid 8.5

    I work hard to stay in shape to just go around fukkin fat lazy girls (in their body health kinda way, I respect the uber profession)...


    So many people calling bs on such an uneventful experience has me thinking this guys can only get BJs by paying for them
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  5. 04-09-18 05:21 PM #40
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  6. 04-09-18 05:53 PM #41
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    Hey Benny what's the matter? Did you forget to chow down on your daily diet of salty nuts?
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  7. 04-09-18 06:26 PM #42
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    This reminds me of some of the crazy crap that used to happen to me before Uber . Back when there were just your basic yellow cabs that you had to ride in.

    One day when i was stationed in South Carolina , my driver says to me "Do you mind if i go inside this store to get a pack of smokes?
    ' I said "Of course not"

    He gets out and this lady jumps in the back with me. She says "I would like to give you head- but first lets go for a ride and pick her up " She jumps out and before i can do anything she gets in the front and starts driving away towards the mall area.

    I am thinking holy crap what do i do? The driver comes out and starts running after the cab screaming "Comeback-my last cigarette is in there still"

    We are almost to the mall where i am thinking she is picking up some other girl because earlier said "her". Then she stops and Mothra gets in. The one that battled Godzilla . I do not even know how the hell she fit in the back. Then she started to try giving me head.

    I was like "Holy crap no Mothra !!!" The whole while the girl driving jumps out of the car rolling on the ground. The car now out of control drives straight into a Taco Bell. There was an explosion and everyone died except me . I just sprained my wrist.

    I miss Mothra,

    The End
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  8. 04-09-18 08:01 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    FEMALE obviously you fukks...

    I have traveled with 3-4 female drives... 2 really hot that I would have fukked hands down...

    This chick yesterday lol, wasnt that bad but was a little too thick for my taste... she takes me to my dealer... I tell her if I can do some bumps she says hell yeah why not...

    I offer her, she takes 3...

    We keep driving to my home and I stop at the liquor store to get beer... she says thats not the brand she likes (lol)... I am not taking this girl home I think to myself lol... what a mess... long story short talk gets sexual and she throws the uppercut "when I do coke I love watching porn and giving head"...

    LMAO...

    I could have gotten some easy wired head but I wanted to gamble and play poker


    She wasnt that hot to change my gambling priorities... I dont know if I should be proud cause I have high chick standards or let down cause im a fukkin sick rotten gambling degenerate...Of course I didnt play that much poker lol... I spent 3 hrs looking for imaginary home invaders w my baseball bat
    I would say you should feel a little down for having too high of chick standards
    and you're an addict to every thing but pussy........





    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post

    A former prominent poster here has shared many, many tales of coke and bitches

    Not on here though

    Nice, plagiarizing my posts I see,Lol.............

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