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    how come little dicky mofo countries have the most population?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    I had to see more:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaddyMax View Post
    how come little dicky mofo countries have the most population?
    Who knows. Never really hear about gay Asians. Live their life, get married, pump out kids, work, and die. India too, I assume they aren't cool with the gay thing. Not a clue though.

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    Good point about Asian countries and very very populated it means Asian men must be very good in bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good point about Asian countries and very very populated it means Asian men must be very good in bed
    Or the women are just forced to deal with it. They don't have diversity, so no chance for some guy from the Congo to wear 'em out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Who knows. Never really hear about gay Asians. Live their life, get married, pump out kids, work, and die. India too, I assume they aren't cool with the gay thing. Not a clue though.
    Isn't there a ton of LadyBoys in places like Thailand and Hong Kong? Probably JJ Gold's idea of paradise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    Isn't there a ton of LadyBoys in places like Thailand and Hong Kong? Probably JJ Gold's idea of paradise.
    Oh yeah. Thailand has some weird shit. My sister lived in Burma/Myanmar, and had her kid in Thailand. They have some weird shows over there with people getting plowed in all types of ways on stage. I guess it's art. Not sure why she went to watch that shit.

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    Better get him the guidebook...


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    Of course, if he's not in denial, he can get the real guidebook...


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    Why do they always blur out vag's and wee wee's for?

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    North Korea has no dick but nuclear missiles

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    JJ..Stop being so self-deprecating.


    Get out there and slay some beef strips!

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    Guys I am big when I watch Asian Porn

    I really think Asian Chicks will like me

    Some chicks in the movies were complaining the men were small

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    Coach forget that go to Australia man

    Those girls LOVE Americans

    You can pull a 4 out there where as it's a 2 out here for you

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    Jap girls are so fuckin sexy is unreal


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Kick"shoot"Throw
    exactly.... this ho's name is backwards.... should be "throw shoot kick"

    throw onto the bed, ass up face down

    shoot load into ass

    kick to curb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    exactly.... this ho's name is backwards.... should be "throw shoot kick"

    throw onto the bed, ass up face down

    shoot load into ass

    kick to curb
    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good point about Asian countries and very very populated it means Asian men must be very good in bed
    exactly the opposite, JJ

    women have to work me for a good 3-4 hours to get me to bust once.....

    asian guys, much akin to you, bust first nut within 45 seconds.....

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    i see ttwarrior has entered the thread.....

    for the boys: (the sbr gayboys):


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    bukkake time!!!!



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    JJ, are you really going to be able to perform in the standard group setting involved with traditional asian bukkake????


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    Thread is very sexual

    Yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Thread is very sexual

    Yes!
    now now, don't get all juiced up just yet, as it is VERY BAD FORM and against ancient bukkake custom to start touching other tiny penises in the bukkake line......

    this isn't a standard Castro District gang bang where guys start blowing each other, fluffing one another up, and teeing off on each other's asses while waiting in line for the main course.....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-07-17 at 08:17 AM.

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    wow.... lookin' into what JJ is in store for with this new asian kink he's developed.....

    it seems as if these damn horny asians are ready to go "harvey weinstein" on hot babes not only behind the scenes, but straight up while they are filming or shooting (literally) live broadcasts.....

    imagine going to Human Resources as a woman in Japan to file a complaint, and the male station director smugly says, "yah, sure, what evidence do you have?"

    and the ho responds, "just run back the tape of the six o clock news from earlier today, you f'n prick!!!":


    Last edited by Auto Donk; 11-07-17 at 09:31 AM.

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    U.S. is famous for those lame ass "flash mobs" breakin' into song and dance in f'n shopping malls and bullshit like that.....

    fukkin' japanese break into f'n "bukkake mobs" at any given point in time whereever there might be a young ho available for a coating down.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Why do they always blur out vag's and wee wee's for?
    asian men control the porn, and the reason is simple.... they cover the guys because no one is turned on by small kahks.... like ron white, when asking his friend, "when you watch porn, do you like guys with small kahks?" and the friend says "hell no, I like watching big hard throbbin' cocks".....

    the asian men in control of porn know no one wants to see that small rice dick shit.... so they hide it, and to keep us wondering why they hide it, they blur out the women too, so that americans can still hold out the hope that "japs have to blur all genitals, and maybe those are big hard throbbin' kahks that are being blurred out".....

    if they only blurred out only the men, we'd all know it's because they're simply embarrassed to reveal their pathetic size, and not because of some prohibition against any genitalia being shown......

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Jap girls are so fuckin sexy is unreal

    Those are Koreans.

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    Uh, I think I want to become non-Pro now. Thank God I'm not Asian though. Poor bastards.

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