1. 08-07-17 08:23 AM #1
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    How much would you have paid for her????

    they wanted six figures.....

    my wife and I thought $200 - $300 bucks on the dark web....

    not bad talent:







    and i would NOT have paid extra for shipping and handling, given how shoddily they packed her up:







    full story here:


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ish-model.html
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  2. 08-07-17 12:37 PM #2
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    $60 for SS and $100 for HH!...
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    Smoking hot body for a mom





    Good chance the pics are pre motherhood though
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    tree fiddy
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    Donk my bestest pal use your Discover Card . You get 1% Cash back.
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    Return to sender.. Too much attitude, are sagging and not happy with product... Full refund requested ...
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    The baggage was not a big deal . Still was more room then she would have had on a regular flight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Return to sender.. Too much attitude, are sagging and not happy with product... Full refund requested ...
    little harsh.... if you think she has too much attitude, just have fed ex do what they do, and that'll make her a bit more compliant and subdued:









    UPS should be fine for the job, as well:



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  9. 08-07-17 01:15 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    $60 for SS and $100 for HH!...
    alright, manster.....

    having not actually bought a whore in at least a decade or two, please fill me in on the code/lingo....

    ss = "sucky sucky"???

    hh = Happy ______? or what? happy herpes? happy ending? Half hour? ho from hell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Return to sender.. Too much attitude, are sagging and not happy with product... Full refund requested ...
    Saggy ??!!

    People see too many fake these days. That is a perfect natural rack my friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    alright, manster.....

    having not actually bought a whore in at least a decade or two, please fill me in on the code/lingo....

    ss = "sucky sucky"???

    hh = Happy ______? or what? happy herpes? happy ending? Half hour? ho from hell?
    SS = Short stay (usually 10 - 15 minutes)
    HH = Half hour

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    In the end it looks like she got a free STD screening and a lot more instagram followers

    Some people shoot themselves through a phonebook for e cred though
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Saggy ??!!

    People see too many fake these days. That is a perfect natural rack my friend
    Well I've seen huge real like that take the gravity badly over the years, end up hitting the floor especially if they have kids...

    I don't mind a medium sized fake rack that won't ever sag as long as they aren't inflated to the max PSI pressure and ready to pop with a little pin prick.. ..

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    I'd toss a hundo at her.
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    here's the line up (literally), of some of the skanks you can pay a few bills to get you where you want to go:




    these skanks are from big-D.... still livin' in H-town's shadow, given this poor quality......
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    Donker, looking at that picture, by "a few bills" I hope you are talking about $1 bills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    here's the line up (literally), of some of the skanks you can pay a few bills to get you where you want to go:




    these skanks are from big-D.... still livin' in H-town's shadow, given this poor quality......
    Is this one of those Roller Ball teams?
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    Damn!..at least four of them have herpes sores on their mouths!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Damn!..at least four of them have herpes sores on their mouths!...
    you say that like it's a bad thing.....

    that extra "tingling" feeling you get when your crank is their mouths vis a vis those sores makes it more intense..... or so I've heard.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, looking at that picture, by "a few bills" I hope you are talking about $1 bills.
    generally, i use twenties.....

    counterfeit twenties.....

    they too un-mer-can to know difference, cowboy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Damn!..at least four of them have herpes sores on their mouths!...
    They must have been fukkin with Usher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you say that like it's a bad thing.....

    that extra "tingling" feeling you get when your crank is their mouths vis a vis those sores makes it more intense..... or so I've heard.....
    I wouldn't mind nailing Proxy Paige!....i'd bareback that emo-goth slut!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    They must have been fukkin with Usher.
    who's Usher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    They must have been fukkin with Usher.
    Ron Mexico....
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    Mr. Mexico even got sued for allegedly passin' the shit on to some skank he nailed....

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...k-hit-sex-suit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    who's Usher?
    Oh I dunno. Just some guy who is getting sued by three MORE people for allegedly giving them the herps.

    One of the people suing is a dude who said he had oral sex with Usher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh I dunno. Just some guy who is getting sued by three MORE people for allegedly giving them the herps.

    One of the people suing is a dude who said he had oral sex with Usher.
    wow.... hadn't heard about Usher hittin' from both sides of the plate.....

    pretty serious shit.... i wonder if the gayboy he herped up was able to draw an accurate picture of Usher's crank.....

    I had similar shit happen to me back in college, some skank claimin' the baby was mine, when I didn't even bust a nut she was such a cold fish.....

    but I knew I was in trouble, once my lawyer and I got the video of her police interview, when they asked her to draw my krank on some notebook paper, and she said some shit like "do you have a bigger tablet or some poster board I can use?"
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    Would've caught her for free on the rebound at the local casino
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Oh I dunno. Just some guy who is getting sued by three MORE people for allegedly giving them the herps.

    One of the people suing is a dude who said he had oral sex with Usher.
    Meanwhile half of the black population has it between the ages of 14-49

    Maybe autodonk can answer since he is a lawyer. How could, for example, a black woman sue Usher for giving it to her, when there is a statistically high probability she had it before she had sex with him? Most people don't even know they have it. Seriously doubt she went in to a clinic the day or even a week or month before and specified to get tested for it because I don't think it is commonly tested for. Doesn't make any sense but apparently he paid a settlement, maybe it was just to hush them up IDK
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Meanwhile half of the black population has it between the ages of 14-49

    Maybe autodonk can answer since he is a lawyer. How could, for example, a black woman sue Usher for giving it to her, when there is a statistically high probability she had it before she had sex with him? Most people don't even know they have it. Seriously doubt she went in to a clinic the day or even a week or month before and specified to get tested for it because I don't think it is commonly tested for. Doesn't make any sense but apparently he paid a settlement, maybe it was just to hush them up IDK
    as Usher's counsel, once his 10k retainer check cleared, I'd file an answer and allege all sorts of good affirmative defenses, and then send her a rfp (request for production of documents) for all of her gyno's and primary care provider's records, make her sign a release for the damn things as well, so I could subpoena every damn doc she's ever had, and all the local free std clinics every where she's ever lived, to see if she'd ever been treated for the shit, or had an acyclovir or similar prescription.....

    if I was satisfied she'd never been treated for the shit, I'd advise Usher to have her clipped, as the $10k to do that would be a helluva lot less than paying any settlement.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Meanwhile half of the black population has it between the ages of 14-49

    Maybe autodonk can answer since he is a lawyer. How could, for example, a black woman sue Usher for giving it to her, when there is a statistically high probability she had it before she had sex with him? Most people don't even know they have it. Seriously doubt she went in to a clinic the day or even a week or month before and specified to get tested for it because I don't think it is commonly tested for. Doesn't make any sense but apparently he paid a settlement, maybe it was just to hush them up IDK
    u are obsessed. black guy screw ur ex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    u are obsessed. black guy screw ur ex?
    What are you talking about? The subject of the conversation involves blacks and herpes. The statistics are relevant. Sounds like you are obsessed. Overseer screw ur great great great great grandma?
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    My bad, thought the topic was some chick being bought and stuffed in a suitcase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    as Usher's counsel, once his 10k retainer check cleared, I'd file an answer and allege all sorts of good affirmative defenses, and then send her a rfp (request for production of documents) for all of her gyno's and primary care provider's records, make her sign a release for the damn things as well, so I could subpoena every damn doc she's ever had, and all the local free std clinics every where she's ever lived, to see if she'd ever been treated for the shit, or had an acyclovir or similar prescription.....

    if I was satisfied she'd never been treated for the shit, I'd advise Usher to have her clipped, as the $10k to do that would be a helluva lot less than paying any settlement.....
    I know ur kidding I seriously just don't understand how a case like this could ever be filed. It isn't regularly tested for I don't believe and like 80-90% of people don't know they have it.
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