1. 03-07-17 12:06 PM #1
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    Study - 173 hits on 100 beautiful women in the month of March

    There's plenty around so it's time to OD KROW and put myself out there. I will provide actual results and as many vids of encounters as I can despite the result. If I teach you something that gets even one of you laid and possibly a girlfriend, my month is made.





    I am armed with:


    • Handsome, I work out on the reg. Probably a 7.5/10
    • Intelligent and witty, I am good at sales and study pro comedy and music on the side. I know how to make them smile and giggle.
    • I am usually carrying my Fender guitar, and it's real - I play and sing. I'm not great but not horrible. Example (I played this for a HOF poster's wife one time and that was my bad, he takes good care of her):




    According to a study published in Psychology of Music, a woman is more likely to give her number to a guy carrying a guitar case than a man holding a gym bag. For the experiment, an attractive man approached 300 women and after complimenting them, asked for their phone numbers. He did this in three different scenarios: holding a guitar case, toting a sports bag, or not carrying anything at all. Over a third of the women gave their digits when the guy was carrying the guitar case, 14 percent responded positively when he was empty handed, and only 9 percent shared their number when a gym bag was in sight.

    Three phones (I'll show you guys how this comes into play).

    I am doing this both to entertain you brothers and to put pressure on myself for results.

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  2. 03-07-17 02:38 PM #2
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    what's the over/under on mace being utilized during the 100 encounters?

    i think 21-22 sounds about right.... the others will probably just break and run as fast as they can.....
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    I don't feel like that was a very encouraging comment.
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    im just bustin' your balls, stevie......

    im sure, once you whip out that guitar and strum a few chords, and sing them a love ballad specifically tailored to their situation, you'll be closin' 80-90 percent of them at a minimum.....
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    Odds Stevie arrested by the Bucks County District Attorney's Office for Stalking

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  6. 03-07-17 05:39 PM #6
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    Wtf would I be doing in Bucks County?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    im just bustin' your balls, stevie......

    im sure, once you whip out that guitar and strum a few chords, and sing them a love ballad specifically tailored to their situation, you'll be closin' 80-90 percent of them at a minimum.....
    That's very encouraging, thank you Mr. Donker
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    Steve, It is ONE thing to scream "troubled" (going through life changing event)
    it is entirely another to SCREAM psychopath.

    You are one of the greatest examples, that to be "pro" HERE
    does not mean shit.
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    Pitt I've seen you post a few dumb things about me, all unnecessary and stupid. You bring nothing to the table, always lame.

    I have friends I visit up in Pitt once in awhile - I'll pm you when I'm headed up there and we'll see what you feel like saying to my face.
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    Shit just got real....

    I wonder how many of these sqaure-off challenges currently exist and are "open" on sbr.....

    I know I have two of them myself, against these two dikheads:




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    owow
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    i know i know.......

    pickin' on the weakest of the weak......

    fuk it, no harm in bullyihg those who deserve it......
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    Stevie this would be an amazing accomplishment. How are you measuring success? A number, a beej, anal, straight sex, 3some???
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    Excellent question Gaucher. A good time be it a nice cup of tea and/or getting trashed and doing everything you just mentioned.

    I had my number ready for one today but I asked her how her weekend was and she said she spent it with her kid.

    I no longer date girls with kids, with all due respect to them.

    This thread should get popping this weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    A good time be it a nice cup of tea
    A cup of fukkin TEA????


    I'd call that capital LAME, but, a cup of tea's inherent gayish underpinning trumps that adjective and renders it useless.

    I'm starting to get the sense you're our SBR Tim Tebow, if you will -- i.e., you're @ camp, but not sure you really belong there.

    STEP UP YOUR MUTHAFUKKIN GAME!!!

    Never want to see you mention "tea" and seducing a woman in the same thread... EVER ... again.

    You mention "tea" again it better be followed by "bagged" and be the action you're taking after unloading some hate paste (Donk-tm) all over her face. CAPISCE????
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  16. 03-08-17 04:05 PM #16
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    The guy who calls himself beautiful 24/7 needs his head checked.
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  17. 03-09-17 05:17 AM #17
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    VERY valid insights Biter, however Starbuck's Mint Majesty tea is simply delightful. I could use a cup right now.

    Sigh.
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    in your next video ballad, cover Kanye....

    "Now if I fukk this model
    And she just bleached her asshole
    And I get bleach on my T-shirt
    I'mma feel like an asshole"
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    and throw in a "reach back and grab some sack" reference
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    just watched the original video for the first time..... not a good sign that those chicks were already laughing at you as you rolled by them......

    go to 2:49 of this video to see how babes should react as you make a video rollin' down the street:

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    ps.... it's altready march 9.... and we've seen no video evidence of even one encounter......

    it takes EFFORT to get the job done......


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  22. 03-09-17 06:49 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    VERY valid insights Biter, however Starbuck's Mint Majesty tea is simply delightful. I could use a cup right now.

    Sigh.
    WTF... "simply delightful" now, too?

    "Simply delightful" would be sumpthin Neil Patrick Harris would say after a Mint Majesty Tea and an anal pounding by Ricky Martin.

    I'm starting to lose faith you possess the Alpha Wherewithal to get the job done w/these Pennsylvania chicks.

    PROVE ME WRONG!

    In the meantime, like Donk says... learn Kanye. Something tells me you've spent the last few days learning Elton John's "Big Dipper" and are about to upload a vid of it serenading gauchojake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    WTF... "simply delightful" now, too?

    "Simply delightful" would be sumpthin Neil Patrick Harris would say after a Mint Majesty Tea and an anal pounding by Ricky Martin.

    I'm starting to lose faith you possess the Alpha Wherewithal to get the job done w/these Pennsylvania chicks.

    PROVE ME WRONG!

    In the meantime, like Donk says... learn Kanye. Something tells me you've spent the last few days learning Elton John's "Big Dipper" and are about to upload a vid of it serenading gauchojake.

    Wonder if he took the day off or wore red yesterday.
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    I think he will pick up 1.....that is if he can find one that is blind and deaf
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    Stevay, in light of some recent comments... a honest question for ya:

    COULD YOU HAVE NAILED THIS BROAD?




    I'd say you could have... maybe... *possibly*... if everything clicked for you that day, and you serenaded her with this fine Jackyl tune (doesn't matter that she couldn't hear you... she'd "feel" the power):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koDQ0JVtkWI

    BTW, I'm 100% positive you could bang her now... provided you got all the legal exhumation papers in order.

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    and stevie, follow this guy's advice and don't let them try to say the f'n baby is yours!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post

    go to 2:49 of this video to see how babes should react as you make a video rollin' down the street:

    There's just no arguing with that.
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    follow this guy's advice:





    my advice would be to NOT follow "hey" with any of the following, at least not until you know them for five - ten minutes:

    "wanna suck my kahk right quick?"

    "do you take it up the ass?"

    "I wanna bury my rod in you in the next half hour....."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Stevay, in light of some recent comments... a honest question for ya:

    COULD YOU HAVE NAILED THIS BROAD?




    I'd say you could have... maybe... *possibly*... if everything clicked for you that day, and you serenaded her with this fine Jackyl tune (doesn't matter that she couldn't hear you... she'd "feel" the power):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koDQ0JVtkWI

    BTW, I'm 100% positive you could bang her now... provided you got all the legal exhumation papers in order.

    Biter, I would turn her down because she looks haunted and I don't need green puke all over me when my massive unit exorcises her demons.



    I simply haven't been out when the girls are out, working a lot and pretty serious about being a studly front man for my upcoming band.

    Biter I have three names in mind for said band:

    1) Nuclear Suitcase (this is in the lead but I didn't come up with it so that annoys me)
    2) The Chicken Holocaust
    3) The Kitten Apocolypse

    Which one do you like best? I respect your opinion.

    Back to theme of thread the shananigans will start as my schedule allows, I have Sunday off and can start getting caught up then.

    My boss told me a funny line that his girlfriend said happened to her at work (she's in customer service). She's very hot and said she would have given the guy her number if she didn't have a boyfriend.

    You walk up to a hottie with your cell looking confused about something on it, and ask her if she's any good with technology i.e. phone stuff. You play with it a little and keep acting confused then you go for the close with "I can't figure out why your number isn't in this phone?"

    I like it but I'm more of a give your number to the girls kind of guy.

    Biter, Donker - you're both good with women, what do you think of this approach?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    follow this guy's advice:





    my advice would be to NOT follow "hey" with any of the following, at least not until you know them for five - ten minutes:

    "wanna suck my kahk right quick?"

    "do you take it up the ass?"

    "I wanna bury my rod in you in the next half hour....."
    I like that!

    Thanks man.
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    I've been talking to one that I think could start ignoring me after this, she's from Tinder, met her once and she's alright, whicked temper. Might chill with her sometime, idk. I don't really care tbh.

    Her: How was the gym?
    Me: Real good. Accomplished all goals and whooped my homie in horse 2-0
    Her: Lol, I haven't played horse in years
    Me: Beating him feeds my massive ego. He never wins.
    Her: Oh you are an egotist?
    Me: Metaphorically we all are.
    Her: I'm a total egomaniac.
    Me: Not everything's about you skank.
    Her: Everything is about me dick.
    Me: Stfu.
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    if "me dick" means my dick.... be careful and make sure to carry some vaseine with you if you meet up for sex....
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    Yeah she's pretty kinky.

    My rear end will be duct taped shut if we meet.
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    Steve... of those 3, "Nuclear Suitcase" is indeed the best. 100%

    Please consider "The Kentucky tt's", however.
    Even jerry-rig your guitar to look like a faux tennis racket.
    It'd work, just make sure you carry lots of Molly & cayenne pepper for the slutty groupies.

    As for that pickup shtick your boss told ya, hey... a hot chick said it would've worked on her, so, there ya have it. All you need to know. Gotz to listen to what the babes are telling us.

    HOWEVER, obviously some girlies would roll their eyes at that exact same shtick... so, it's why we P.A.'s need to be like The Ben Zobrist of Eroticism out in the field and be able to switch to any position at any given moment. Need lots of tools in the toolbox. REMEMBER, as our buddy Forrest sagely told us many years ago: "Women are like a box of chocolates... you never know which ones will have Robin Box." So..... condoms, fake I.D.s & industrial-strength bleach should be carried ON PERSON @ all times.

    GL in your adventures
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    sage advice from biter and forrest gump.....

    even a beautiful face can have the dreaded RB....

    Ray J Blasts Blogger for Digging Up Old Audio About Kim Kardashian’s Vaginal Odor

    Friday, February 5, 2016

    Shortly after Essence magazine published Dr. Jackie Walters‘ excellent writeup about offensive vaginal odors, a blogger dug up an old interview in which Brandy‘s brother, Ray J, described ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian‘s offensive feminine body odor.
    In the interview from 2008, Ray J recalled begging a doctor to evaluate him for an STD because Kim’s vaginal odor was “ridiculous.”
    “I went to the doctor and I asked the doctor, ‘Is it me?’ And he was like, ‘Nah.’ And I’m like listen, ‘Check me first. OK, I’m good. What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie? It’s ridiculous’.”
    “When I told Kim K, that was it. The next day the p*ssy was fresh.”
    Ray J was being open and honest when he recalled Kim’s putrid vaginal odor. Why would he make that up?
    We know as far back as 2003 that Kim Kardashian had gynecologic problems. Sharp-eyed viewers of Kim’s sex tape noted her vagina was as dry as the Sahara desert.
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