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If that's her, then the question posed at the top of the page is moot... I'm not a big fan of all the ink but that body is pure bliss. Would bang without hesitation. Anybody with trifling issues about her gums is probably more inclined to shag the guy who dumped her.
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even JJ, with his "turtle head a pokin' air" chub, might make a run at her.....
tho it probably wouldn't be bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane......
more like:
Chick is a midget with a thunder thighs, gums, no ass and a million tats and purple hair.... Still take a pass... I'm not that picky either these days... Certainly not a chick you wanna bring back home to meet mom either..
i like thunder thighs..... as you call them.....
i call them well-developed, nice muscle tone for a chick thighs....
enable babes to do stuff like this:
Originally Posted by Auto Donk
Donker, go get a haircut by her and report back.
http://www.sashsalonaustin.com/aboutus
Don't forget to let her know that you made her famous on SBR.
Myself in a sentence: I am a blessed, unique individual and I always try to love life as much as possible, even when it hurts so much that is hard to breathe.
Occupation: Salon owner/Hairstylist and waxing specialist
Hometown: Austin, Texas
just got the hair trimmed, but may let her wax my pubes for a "smoother" -- and "bigger" -- look (and additional shock factor) when I drop trow in the hottub at the Bash in front of all the SBR Brass relaxin' in same.....
Brenna Clanton
Haircutting Specialist, Brenna moved to Austin to pursue her dream of becoming a hairstylist. Brenna has been in the industry for over six years and has trained with top companies and top stylists, such as, Pivot Point International, Yosh Toya, Martin Parsons, and Aveda. When you sit in Brenna's chair, you know you are in the hands of an expert, and one that takes a very special interest in you. Brenna is a stylist of ultimate confidence when it comes to giving her clients a flawless haircut and style. Her men’s cuts are also in great demand. Brenna is certified in Satin Smooth Waxing and Speed Waxing. Come see her to get that unwanted hair taken care of!
What the fukk she wearin a wig for?
cause she likes the feel of a nice warm sack with two big jewels contained inside rollin' around on her shaved head.....
either that, or she experimented with her own hair and burned it off in some hair coloring gone wrong episode
now she's giving interviews..... seems like a sweet down home girl to me.......
with a freaky side and love of ink.....
I'm pretty sure she will get plenty of marriage proposals, endorsement offers, men begging to be her boyfriend, etc. after this video interview and after that video with her holding the sign at the Dallas game went viral....
She's hot with out the wig and fake smile......
Definitely a do.......
Not a ho either...
The guy definitely lost a keeper......
Dumb fukk will regret it down the road.......
My cokk hurts just watchin that!i like thunder thighs..... as you call them.....
i call them well-developed, nice muscle tone for a chick thighs....
enable babes to do stuff like this:
Ever have a chic on top miss a stroke on the way down?
Brings instant water to the eyes...
i winced at the recollection of the two times it has happened....
physically winced....
and still dealing with a "retraction toward the taint" type reflex a full minute after reading that..... if I was JJ I'd be showing nothing right now....
unreal.....
Why are we assuming she's wearing a wig? That's just colored hair as far as I can tell.
I'd eat the shit out of suicide girl's snatch in Pauly's avatar and would gladly go balls deep in her bareback!...
does it really matter?......wig or no wig, I'd still would give her a flesh injection of the ole pork sword!...
No doubt Manster, I'm just trying to defend the poor girl against erroneous wig allegations.
good man, Eddy!...
Need JJ to come in here and confirm if that's a rug or not.
wow.... even if it was some sbr'er fatass who left her with the always troublesome "alabama hot pocket"????I'd eat the shit out of suicide girl's snatch in Pauly's avatar and would gladly go balls deep in her bareback!...
i'm not eating shit dumped any babe's vag, not even my own...... kiddin' aside, I hope "eat the shit out of" means like "eat it like there's no tomorrow", and not literally eat an alabama hott pocket.....
and I think we all would; i'd use her pony tails as reins..... maybe even use em as toilet paper should I dedide to drop an alabama hott pocket in her, or treat her to a cleveland steamer.....
im pretty sure she just likes purple hair.....
probably a perfect match to the purplish veins on my rod......
as this babe has a lot of good will on the site, I say we petition sbr to open up another bash slot for her, so she can come down to the D.R. and relax with us and get all this media firestorm off her mind......good man, Eddy!...
^^^....christ, donk!...that's a thread killer!...
i can't even post the photos that go along with this, but i learned some new sick shit tonight that made me almost puke....
and that takes a lot.....
ALASKAN PIPELINE
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
if you hit "images" when googling that shit (literally), you'll see a homo with a toilet seat around his head and a trash can lid of "fresh" (apparently not in the freezer yet) alaskan pipelines placed right under his nose.... he appears to be restrained in a gay warehouse/bathhouse situation...... that got one dry heave.....
another homo chowing on one got multiple dry heaves (it appeared to be thawed out and chewable.... perhaps a "greenhouse effected alaskan pipeline")......
thank God I never had a f'n scat kink..... that shit is nasty......
These words are a Hallmark card waiting to happen.
I agree, donk...I never was into that B+D, S+M, chains, whips, gagging, golden showers and scat bullshit!......funny thing is shit like that and bestiality are mainstream and considered "normal" now!...
yep, I can walk my sheep around the neighborhood with em wearing pink tutus and nipple clamps and noone blinks an eye.....I agree, donk...I never was into that B+D, S+M, chains, whips, gagging, golden showers and scat bullshit!...
in all seriousness, I think those particular hardcore scat/animal kinks are still outside the realm of normality, tho bi-babes and light bondage/exhibitionism has indeed become less sinister and much more mainstream....
Well, this thread took off.
this is how the various "Fly Me" threads have taken off over the years!...
pussy always a popular topic...... throw out a few photos of some babes, ask for opinions, show more skin, more opinions, repeat......
moneyshot's "would you drive this far for this ho" threads always carry on for months, sometimes years..... they pop up and I realize I responded a mere three posts above.... but it was five months ago....
Chick is a midget with a thunder thighs, gums, no ass and a million tats and purple hair.... Still take a pass... I'm not that picky either these days... Certainly not a chick you wanna bring back home to meet mom either..
This shit really pisses me off. I have no idea when girls began thinking that tattoos on themselves made them sexy. It never did. It's sickening. When really weird looking chics get ink, it doesnt bother me as much because it just completes their look. But when I see perfect looking girls tat themselves up I'm like WTF. Stop ruining yourself.
Tattoos used to be strictly a guy thing. But way too many women nowadays get them and it diminishes their femininity. Hate it.
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