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    The Kraken
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    The Art of Pleasing a Woman: Tips and Tricks

    Ok, so this is a serious topic and I believe it's quite pertinent for everyone here, and by everyone I mean EVERYONE, you too Shar-bear, so lets let this thread stand.

    The goal is talk about your style, what works, what doesn't work etc... Just be real

    I know we got some guys here with experience, whether single and dating ie TMS, ttwarrior, RyanLeafodBets or married like myself, Archie, Opie, bigday, KVB and Donker. And then there are the asexuals who really have no place in thsi thread ie Waves, Sweep, Sam Odom, etc.....

    Collectively, we can all stand to learn something and if not, then share something. Shari, you will be vital in this thread. It seems personal and intrusive but really it's simple, lets all get better at pleasing women.

    I can please woman consistently but that doesn't mean I know everything, doesn't mean I can't learn something new to spice it up or improve something

    Its human mature boys

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    I'll go first

    My first rule is to go slow. Spend ample time away from the clitoris, that way when I get there, she's already feeling it. I spend time on the ears, neck, nipples and feet primarily.

    When I do make my way down there, I start low, go slow goddamit, and work my way up. I've learned if you go straight for the clit, it's a turnoff. Start around the bottom of the vagina and spend ample time on the vagina before ever getting to the clit.

    Alright boys, thats all Im sharing for now

    GO SLOW AND START LOW

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    Show them a pic of your penis

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    I can only imagine what some of you all are doing

    I bet theres a lot of vanillas in the sack, all penetration, lights off, missionary

    Common Shari, do share

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Show them a pic of your penis
    I worked with a surgical scrub tech before I was married, and we were sleeping together, and she would go into the bathroom and snap a pic of herself naked or an up close of her box.

    Then when we'd be in a group of people talking, she's show me the pic true story

    It was a fukking turn on

    So +1 Tony

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    As guys like Donker and 'others' can attest being endowed with a 8"+ rod generally does most of the work for you, particularly during the early stages.

    I'm sure Donker will be here later with several pages of tips and tricks, in which case boys TAKE NOTE haha...

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    Make her squirt.. then she'll leave you alone the rest of the night.

    Close the thread, nothing else to see here.

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    Also make sure she's had a orgasm before (that is if she's capable of having so) otherwise if you're the 1st one to send her there then be prepared for a stage 5 clinger...

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    I thought woman should please a man, not the other way around

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    Have her meet Colonel Angus

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Also make sure she's had a orgasm before (that is if she's capable of having so) otherwise if you're the 1st one to send her there then be prepared for a stage 5 clinger...
    Who the fukk are you trying to kid, you haven't seen a chick in months let alone fukked one.

    You spend every waking moment arguing with another non-American about politics in a country 7000 miles away from your own.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    Who the fukk are you trying to kid, you haven't seen a chick in months let alone fukked one.

    You spend every waking moment arguing with another non-American about politics in a country 7000 miles away from your own.



    Oh please, any poster worth their salt can post whilst not allowing it to effect their game...

    Dumbfukk MickeyMan shoots his mouth to tell us he's the 40yo virgin that the movie was based on

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    Best advice I can give is to never get married. Pretty much all women these days are washed up whores who have seen more cocks than a urinal. If you want to have sex with them, fine. But please do not put a ring on their finger.

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    I got laid last night

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    lol

    most of us cannot relate to this thread

    I am OUT

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    Buy them nice gifts like perfume or beauty sets with make up.

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    The shocker is my best weapon. Instant o face. Works every time.

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    Nice cocks work

    FUK

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    The best way to please a woman is to act like an absolute dominant man in bed.

    penetrate her doggy style, pull her hair, spank her hard

    Women want to be dominated in bed. It is their primal nature.

    If she is penetrating you starfish style and showing no passion at all, she is not into you and you are better off masturbating.

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    Make a gal laugh, look her in the eye and treat her like a lady OUTSIDE the bedroom! Show some confidence. There's a fine line between being a gentleman and being a pussy.

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    Acoochy I was very shocked to find you in this thread . I mean no offence , but I honestly thought you were gay dude . And if I am wrong I do apologize . I just never knew of any straight guys posting topless selfies on a gambling forum .

    Fukking faghhot

    holla
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    nobody qualified here

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    Just send them to me....

    mission accomplished.......
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    Make them feel special, take them out, show them off, don't let them pay, and just be confident in yourself and what you do...you will attract a lot of positive attention, and we all know women love that...

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    When they say it will be $20, don't be afraid to offer to give them an extra bill if they will make it worth your while. It's amazing how much extra suction that can buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashmoneyholla View Post
    Acoochy I was very shocked to find you in this thread . I mean no offence , but I honestly thought you were gay dude . And if I am wrong I do apologize . I just never knew of any straight guys posting topless selfies on a gambling forum .

    Fukking faghhot

    holla
    Suckspitswolla what's up pal?

    Can't recall ever putting a topless pic on either here or the web in general but if I'm wrong then please link the thread and I'll happily stand corrected...

    I doubt anyone here wants to see a set of washboard abs anyway...

    Wow suckspitswolla I'm impressed, you know words containing at least 3 syllables. That's still 1 more than ya idol Trump...

    I could post the evidence but I won't as you lot remind me of leeches and I ain't giving out any blood for you lot to suck from...

    Suckspitswolla, please don't go walking into any oncoming traffic now you hear??

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    Slim please don't get so defensive . It was an honest question that meant no offence. And once again with the topless photos , no you don't need to prove anything again . I am sure your bug muscles will impress any man in your country .

    As for trump, I am Canadian so I could give two shits about him . Do like some of his views though

    Holla

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    Another favorite of mine is the shower

    Guys, if you're not showering with a woman every couple weeks, you're missing out on a great time

    Make it happen boys. Don't even tell her, next time she's in their just get naked and slide in behind her, she will LOVE it, guaranteed

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Another favorite of mine is the shower

    Guys, if you're not showering with a woman every couple weeks, you're missing out on a great time

    Make it happen boys. Don't even tell her, next time she's in their just get naked and slide in behind her, she will LOVE it, guaranteed
    Once I accidentally pissed on her feet. I can't continue the story

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashmoneyholla View Post
    Slim please don't get so defensive . It was an honest question that meant no offence. And once again with the topless photos , no you don't need to prove anything again . I am sure your bug muscles will impress any man in your country .

    As for trump, I am Canadian so I could give two shits about him . Do like some of his views though

    Holla

    Acoochy getting absolutely buried in this thread

    Hey cash, let me get this straight. You don't live in the states, yet you don't sit on a gambling forum arguing with another guy who also doesn't live in the states about American politics?????

    That means you must leave your computer at times the and maybe focus on things that have a little more to do with your life.

    I guess there is some hope for you coochy, now run along and find a thread that is more applicable to your life than ones that are about trump and girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Once I accidentally pissed on her feet. I can't continue the story

    Was it really an accident? I have done this many times... on purpose.

    One tip I have is write the alphabet out on dat poosy with your tongue.... twice. Then stick it good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Was it really an accident? I have done this many times... on purpose.

    One tip I have is write the alphabet out on dat poosy with your tongue.... twice. Then stick it good.
    I re-write War and Peace on her oyster and her ass

    Too many afraid of ass play, it's vital. Lot of clitoral nerves in the taint and anal area. Don't go full porno on her ass, but by all means, do not neglect it either. She'll thank you for it later

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I re-write War and Peace on her oyster and her ass

    Too many afraid of ass play, it's vital. Lot of clitoral nerves in the taint and anal area. Don't go full porno on her ass, but by all means, do not neglect it either. She'll thank you for it later

    Yep. Me too.
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