the big news of the day is apparently that some middle-aged punks nicknamed -- I shit you not -- the "Bay Boys" are coming under fire for keeping, as they call them, "kooks", from surfing on their "turf."
Come again????? Bay Boys? in their late 30's to 50's? Harassing????
http://www.latimes.com/local/califor...211-story.html
this rough and tumble group of surfers will throw dirt at you, egg your car, and/or try to surf into you if you happen to catch a wave amid all the rock- and egg-peltings......
they say EXTREMELY intimidating shit like, "DDDDuuuuuuddddeeeee..... Staaayyyyy awaaaayyy, DDDuuuddeeeee, or we'll haaasssssssllleeeeee you, ddduuuuddeeeee."
If you say some edgy shit like "Hello" to them, they'll damn near verbally rip your head off with this tough-ass zinger (sends chills down my spine just typing it): "Goodbye"
Wow!!! Obviously, these Cali boys are some tough-ass mother fukkers!!!! That "hello"/"goodbye" thing has always made me cower in fear since I first heard it while attending pre-K some forty years ago......
Fresh out of rehab for my second rotator cuff surgery to repair the complete tear I acquired knocking some Daytona Beach M.C. biker clean the fuk out, I guess I'm ready to move up to the big leagues and head further west than Vegas for my next road trip......
Anyone got a surfboard I can borrow???
There's only one stretch of beach I want to surf in Cali, and it happens to be smack dab in the middle of their "turf."
and if any of you have access to those cool personalized t-shirt making machines, prep one up for me along the lines of "Bay Boys = Gay Boys"
again, Cali "men" are the sad reason the Japs ever attacked us in the first place..... only the f'n French compare on the f'n wussiness scale.....