Originally posted on 02/13/2016:

Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
now I see why alternative-lifestyler Keanu was cast as the lead.....

"stay away, ddduuuddeeee".....

Kook: "good morning"
Keanu: "good morning now that you're leaving"

tough
Kook: "don't write a check your ass can't cash"

Keanu: "my ass doesn't even have a checking account!"