1. 10-10-15 01:08 PM #1
    johnny8eyes
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    Most painful thing to happen to you

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    Mine was jumping into a pool on holiday about 3 years ago and breaking my front 3 teeth of the bottom of the pool
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  2. 10-10-15 01:27 PM #2
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    Jackass driving 40 in a parking lot, I was the passenger crashes into someone pulling in, airbag pops me right in the sternum, and I'm a slender guy, hurt so bad. That was 7 years ago, and to this day, when I move certain movements it pops a little Not sure if it's a internal bruise or micro fracture.
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  3. 10-10-15 01:37 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Jackass driving 40 in a parking lot, I was the passenger crashes into someone pulling in, airbag pops me right in the sternum, and I'm a slender guy, hurt so bad. That was 7 years ago, and to this day, when I move certain movements it pops a little Not sure if it's a internal bruise or micro fracture.
    Jesus did you ever get a x-Ray on it ?
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  4. 10-10-15 01:41 PM #4
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    When I was 19, I framed houses and had a skill saw kick back after hitting a knot. Cut through 4 fingers. Two were dangling and were saved but lost the other two.

    I have also tore my Achilles and while it wasn't as painful as exposed bone, it took forever to heal from, hated being laid up
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  5. 10-10-15 01:42 PM #5
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    I gotta say, I've been pretty lucky with pain. Never broken a bone, worst thing that has ever happened is a bad hop softball to the eye. My eye was swollen shut for 2 days and I had a black eye for like 2 weeks, but I never really felt any pain, it just went numb instantly.
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  6. 10-10-15 01:52 PM #6
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    I had a bad case of blueballs once.......I think I was 13.
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    Hemmorrhoidectomy
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  8. 10-10-15 02:06 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny8eyes View Post
    Jesus did you ever get a x-Ray on it ?
    I might have, after a few years, I can't remember. If I did they said I would be fine
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  9. 10-10-15 02:15 PM #9
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    '93 I ruptured my spleen on a BMX track, not really super painful but felt like a bruised rib and was hard to breathe for a few weeks in the hospital. Miraculously it stopped bleeding and never had to remove it....besides that probably smashing my baby toe on a old wooden tv stand.
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  10. 10-10-15 02:24 PM #10
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    The pain of lost love and days gone by.
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  11. 10-10-15 02:32 PM #11
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    was 20 and out with a girl all night, sitting outside talking till 5 in the morning. had to work at 6am. left her house and was driving straight to work. fell asleep at the wheel and veered off the road. pinned my car underneath a guard rail. split my head open when i cracked it off the windshield. was knocked out. 12 staples in my head. totaled my car. 37973_141166862584181_7038858_n.jpg
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    Damn you are lucky to be alive Fam.
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    Very lucky! Here's a pic of the guiderail that I took out40822_141166889250845_4982194_n.jpg
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  14. 10-10-15 03:03 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by McCarthyFam View Post
    Very lucky! Here's a pic of the guiderail that I took out40822_141166889250845_4982194_n.jpg
    Were you drunk or just tired? A friend of mine was killed when drunk driving under the same condition so you're lucky bud
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  15. 10-10-15 03:11 PM #15
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    Wasn't drinking. Just tired.
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    Herniating a disc in my back. It compressed the nerve in my right leg which was extremely painful and greatly diminished my range of motion. Took me over 1 hr just to get myself out of bed in the morning.
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  17. 10-10-15 03:23 PM #17
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    Spinal tap. Although I had a cramp in the hamstring in the middle of the night that felt like death.
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  19. 10-10-15 03:58 PM #19
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    both injuries playing soccer cant separate the two tore my knee ligaments or twisting my ankle

    fk me
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  20. 10-10-15 04:33 PM #20
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    Fractured skull/major concussion at a club soccer tournament when I was 15ish. I was a GK and went head-to-head with an opposing striker on a corner kick.
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  21. 10-10-15 05:23 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoeSedway View Post
    Fractured skull/major concussion at a club soccer tournament when I was 15ish. I was a GK and went head-to-head with an opposing striker on a corner kick.
    I can feel the crack now, damn.
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  22. 10-10-15 05:30 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoeSedway View Post
    Fractured skull/major concussion at a club soccer tournament when I was 15ish. I was a GK and went head-to-head with an opposing striker on a corner kick.
    Schoolboy error best thing about being a GK is you can diving punch someone on corners and the ref never gives a peno
    Still sounds incredibly painful
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  23. 10-10-15 07:12 PM #23
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    Ex bitch GF dumping me for a old fart with $$$$.
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  24. 10-11-15 01:22 AM #24
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    Threw my back out moving furniture from a truck into the house. Couldn't move for days, couldn't work for weeks, chiropractors, doctors, finally surgery. Totally sucked!
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    Cracked rib falling out of a tree.
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  26. 10-11-15 09:53 AM #26
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    Many parlays missed by one game
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  27. 10-11-15 11:12 AM #27
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    Dangled from alicio buildging in amarillo for being short 80. Wheelchair for 5 years. Denied disability
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  28. 10-11-15 09:40 PM #28
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    One night, I had a few too many lines of cocaine and spilled my heart out to a girl with whom I was desperately in love. She told me she didn't think of me that way, and that she never would. Like an idiot, I asked why. She said I was unattractive, both in terms of looks and personality, and that she was surprised I would ever think I could have a chance with someone like her.

    Hurt me much, much more than any amount physical pain ever could. Still think about it daily, and this was almost 8 years ago.
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    Broke all my ribs in multiple places, good times...

    Oh that first sneeze
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  30. 10-12-15 02:15 AM #30
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    Acromioclavicular joint disruption. All the other injuries I had over the years don't even come close when it comes to pain. I had injuries that were way worse and took longer, but the pain from this one was unreal.
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  31. 10-15-15 08:07 PM #31
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    Kidney stones by far!!!! Even got the tip of my dick caught in the rotor of my bmx going down a gravel hill, the shit turned black and i was pissing blood. Didnt compore to the kidney stones. Cried both times and i was about 30 years old with the stones.
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  32. 10-15-15 09:35 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by watertight View Post
    Kidney stones by far!!!! Even got the tip of my dick caught in the rotor of my bmx going down a gravel hill, the shit turned black and i was pissing blood. Didnt compore to the kidney stones. Cried both times and i was about 30 years old with the stones.

    holee fuk man, how many streams do you have when you piss?
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  33. 10-15-15 11:37 PM #33
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    2 shoulder labrum repairs
    1 latarjet shoulder

    Just had hip microfracture surgery. Need the other one done in 8 weeks

    Shoulder surgery again next year


    Fun times.
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  34. 10-15-15 11:43 PM #34
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    Kidney stones.

    Women who have experienced child birth and kidney stones said having kidney stones was worse.
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  35. 10-16-15 01:01 AM #35
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    appendix ruptured

    the day before that was pure misery, couldnt even walk

    got to the hospital in horrible pain, felt like someone was stabbing me with a knife in my stomach

    hour later i felt amazing, wanted to leave...everyone started freaking out and got me to surgery within minutes because it finally burst and i was paralyzed within minutes

    30 mins from death
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