[Big Bear]

But why do you want sex if she looks fat?

b.c it feels better than my hand?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

b.c it feels better than my hand?

Good point, bear.

I guess I am a quality over quantity kind of guy with very high standards.

This would explain why I am alone in bed most nights.

[FlipsideRM]

Speaking of fat chicks....

Hi seaweed, hi smokiest, hi toniest.

I accidentally banged out a fat chick last night out of pure boredom. I couldn't see my cok over her belly, wasn't very fun. Would rather jerk off for the next 5 years before banging another. What should I do? This is waying heavily on my mind, I wish I had never done it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Flipper you are supposed to do those doggystyle.

[Snowball]

Flipper you are supposed to do those doggystyle.

maybe he tried but his hot dog wasn't long enough to break the rolls.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Snowball there are not as many rolls when doing doggy.

You gotta bust through the thigh cheese though.

[FlipsideRM]

maybe he tried but his hot dog wasn't long enough to break the rolls.

Lmao after 2 mins of missionary and not being able to see my dick I "rolled" her over to doggy and tried to bust as fast as I could. Not a good experience at all, immediately washed my sheets after. Fuk

[FlipsideRM]

At least I got a 12 pack of free Gatorade and some leftover outback out of it

[DiggityDaggityDo]

At least I got a 12 pack of free Gatorade and some leftover outback out of it

Flipper, you took her out to dinner?

Or did she show up at your house with her leftover food? That would be fukkin classic if she did that.

[FlipsideRM]

Flipper, you took her out to dinner?

Or did she show up at your house with her leftover food? That would be fukkin classic if she did that.

Lmao nah it was some chick I always just joked around with off of tinder. She went to outback with her friends I guess and I told her to bring me some bloomin onion so she did lol. So good, even a day later and soggy

[DiggityDaggityDo]

And she brought you a 12 pack of gatorade also?

Flipper, you should keep banging this chick. The gifts are only going to get better and more expensive.

Thats +EV

[FlipsideRM]

And she brought you a 12 pack of gatorade also?

Flipper, you should keep banging this chick. The gifts are only going to get better and more expensive.

Thats +EV

yeah I told her i wanted some drinks and was too lazy to go get them. But yeah shel do whatever and spend whatever on me if I really want. but you can tell this chick really wants a boyfriend, probably clingy stalker type, plus I'm never fuking a fat chick again. Miserable and loose

[tony_come]

Tony Come no gay

But answer me this


If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

How fast was the ambulance traveling?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Flipper, lets see her Tinder pics.

[Snowball]

yeah I told her i wanted some drinks and was too lazy to go get them. But yeah shel do whatever and spend whatever on me if I really want. but you can tell this chick really wants a boyfriend, probably clingy stalker type, plus I'm never fuking a fat chick again. Miserable and loose

if she's loose it has nothing to do with weight..

[FlipsideRM]

Flipper, lets see her Tinder pics.

Hahhahah. Pass

[FlipsideRM]

if she's loose it has nothing to do with weight..

idk about that. IVe fuked some skinny whores that felt "tighter" than this chick last night. I assume it had to do with her weight and just being wider down low. Kinda like how belly buttons are tight and less oval on a skinny person, where as a fat person can put their whole hand in it. I highly doubt this big girl is being taken to town every night if you know what I'm sayin.

[Snowball]

maybe she will lose weight and do leg crunches for you.

or, you could "accidentally" email her:
How to Make Your Vagina Tighter: Exercises, Home Remedies, Muscle tightening

[Snowball]

idk about that. IVe fuked some skinny whores that felt "tighter" than this chick last night. I assume it had to do with her weight and just being wider down low. Kinda like how belly buttons are tight and less oval on a skinny person, where as a fat person can put their whole hand in it. I highly doubt this big girl is being taken to town every night if you know what I'm sayin.

well then turn her into a freakin gymnast, coach.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

idk about that. IVe fuked some skinny whores that felt "tighter" than this chick last night. I assume it had to do with her weight and just being wider down low. Kinda like how belly buttons are tight and less oval on a skinny person, where as a fat person can put their whole hand in it. I highly doubt this big girl is being taken to town every night if you know what I'm sayin.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lets discuss ways to save money in the bathroom, and put that money into your gambling bankroll.

Start brushing your teeth only once a day, maybe less. (Saves on toothpaste)

Learn to hold your bowel movements better. Maybe go once or twice a week. Or run down to the local gas station. (Saves on toilet paper)

Forget about flossing.

Two minute showers, without soap and shampoo.

Follow these bathroom guidelines and you'll be back in the game before you know it.

Giant, please brush twice per day and don't forget to floss.

[franklissa]

Tony from 5dimes?

[Booya711]

Why is this bullshit being bumped...fukk

[Auto Donk]

Flipper you are supposed to do those doggystyle.

they don't call us "dogs" for nothin'.....

checked this humpin little bastard out:

[Jaak Varblane]

Giant, please brush twice per day and don't forget to floss.

I didn't have it SO bad, but pretty bad. Lower teeth. Removal was PAINFUL. Would not recommend. 10/10 would brush and floss again.

[Seaweed]

That is disgusting

[tony_come]

Hi sellweed

[tony_come]

Hi smokiest

[Seaweed]

Hi smokiest

Greetings

What's the 1st thing you do when you awake in the morning?

[Russian Rocket]

Greetings

What's the 1st thing you do when you awake in the morning?

Think why I'm such a broke dikk loser, who cannot afford 100 bucks to go PRO.

[tony_come]

Greetings

What's the 1st thing you do when you awake in the morning?

If hard I have sex, if not hard I cuddle

[Seaweed]

Think why I'm such a broke dikk loser, who cannot afford 100 bucks to go PRO.

I could go Pro but dont think its worth it

Tonight i won $400

[Russian Rocket]

I could go Pro but dont think its worth it

Tonight i won $400

Saer make another breathing video

[Seaweed]

Saer make another breathing video

I'll make one maybe in the future. Don't feel like breathing on video tonight

[IlluminatedOne]

I could go Pro but dont think its worth it

Tonight i won $400

Please explain how it not worth it, enquiring minds want to know