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    Smoke, do you think it's always bad to lie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Smoke, do you think it's always bad to lie?
    Yes. I believe those who lie should be hit with a tree branch like adrian peterson's kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Yes. I believe those who lie should be hit with a tree branch like adrian peterson's kids
    So you think parents who tell their kids Santa Claus exists should be branched? Interesting. Thank you Smoke. I will be right back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    So you think parents who tell their kids Santa Claus exists should be branched? Interesting. Thank you Smoke. I will be right back
    Yes they should be branched too. Age doesn't apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Yes they should be branched too. Age doesn't apply.
    Would you kill a total stranger for a million dollars if you knew you would get away with it? DONT LIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Would you kill a total stranger for a million dollars if you knew you would get away with it? DONT LIE
    No Saer i would never do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    No. I think he uses his hand and doesnt wash afterwards and then eats chicken wings using same hand.
    There are not chicken wings for Chris Berman to eat.

    Toniest at them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    There are not chicken wings for Chris Berman to eat.

    Toniest at them all.
    Toniest ate the wings

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    Seaweed, I need you to post your one-word persona in my other thread.

    With your arrival, that means lots of stalkers and lots of views.

    VIEWS ARE EVERYTHING!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Seaweed, I need you to post your one-word persona in my other thread.

    With your arrival, that means lots of stalkers and lots of views.

    VIEWS ARE EVERYTHING!!
    You have a thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    No Saer i would never do that.
    Good man. Me neither.

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    Opie, when do these (female) Seaweed threads run their course and Drinker makes an appearance? Middle of January?

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    Sellweed have you fart in public and walk away

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    There are not chicken wings for Chris Berman to eat.

    Toniest at them all.
    Xd ate the mild sauce

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    toniest have you ever released inside a kraft ranch bottle?

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    Smokiest ate the cheese

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    Wisconsin cheese

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    Toniest ate blackeyeshamus baby


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    Smokiest ate the broccoli

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    Seaweed go penetrate yourself then DIAF

    You worthless douchebag

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Lets discuss ways to save money in the bathroom, and put that money into your gambling bankroll.

    Start brushing your teeth only once a day, maybe less. (Saves on toothpaste)

    Learn to hold your bowel movements better. Maybe go once or twice a week. Or run down to the local gas station. (Saves on toilet paper)

    Forget about flossing.

    Two minute showers, without soap and shampoo.

    Follow these bathroom guidelines and you'll be back in the game before you know it.
    Or don't use toothpaste at all to save even more money.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Would you kill a total stranger for a million dollars if you knew you would get away with it? DONT LIE
    why would it have to be a stranger?

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    Wow what a bump

    Lets continue discussion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Can U Tank It View Post
    why would it have to be a stranger?
    Do you have a family member in mind? I thought it would make the decision less hard

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    guess it wouldnt have to be, but you might want to consider a variable rate structure. count me out though- more of a gatherer than a hunter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Do you have a family member in mind? I thought it would make the decision less hard
    i see you have already considered the variable rate to an extent- i was thinking money, but you went the other way; the emotional approach. thats funny though.

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    penetrate the penetrate off

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    Tell us your gay fantasy

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    Anyone..??????

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    Tony Come no gay

    But answer me this


    If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Smoke, do you think it's always bad to lie?
    no some lie's are good lies.

    like if a woman ask you if she looks fat.

    always say no if you want sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    no some lie's are good lies.

    like if a woman ask you if she looks fat.

    always say no if you want sex.
    But why do you want sex if she looks fat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Or don't use toothpaste at all to save even more money.


    oh wow

    he looks like he just finished an 8-ball

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