1. 12-03-14 01:51 PM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    didn't know Sammy odom was gay

    learn something new erry day i guess
    The guy makes countless reference to "butt fukking twinks" How the hell did you not know he was a f\*g?
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  2. 12-16-14 10:37 AM #107
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    JJ Gold says "I think he hit a tendon"

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  3. 12-16-14 10:45 AM #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    The guy makes countless reference to "butt fukking twinks" How the hell did you not know he was a f\*g?


    as for the original question in this thread.................

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  4. 12-16-14 10:48 AM #109
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  5. 12-16-14 10:53 AM #110
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  6. 12-16-14 11:00 AM #111
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    This was a good thread.

    We caught some posters for sure.
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  7. 12-16-14 11:00 AM #112
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    funny thing is, if that cameraman hadn't been there and it hadn't been a movie, you know that old fahg would've been naked in ten seconds, turnin' another trick!!!!
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  8. 12-16-14 11:20 AM #113
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    Im not gay, but def a massage enthusiast old chinese guys are the best from a pain relief point ofof view
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  9. 12-16-14 11:36 AM #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Im not gay, but def a massage enthusiast old chinese guys are the best from a pain relief point ofof view
    im sure they are..... no teeth always satisfies!
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  10. 12-16-14 12:30 PM #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    Im not gay, but def a massage enthusiast old chinese guys are the best from a pain relief point ofof view
    true. I've only gotten a massage from a male
    once and i will say he def had strong hands and he got all the pressure points in the neck and stuff.

    actually it was kinda painful i def would refuse if they tried to pull that shit again.

    see what happen is they switched from female to male mid way thru my message i think bc i requested a 30 min massage and some guy came in after and wanted an hour massage so they can gave that dude the female
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  11. 12-16-14 01:21 PM #116
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    the only massage parlors i know of are prostitution fronts.
    and they only employ korean women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    true. I've only gotten a massage from a male....

    actually it was kinda painful i def would refuse if they tried to pull that shit again.
    tell the guy to use "AstroGlide," "Anal Ease" or good ol Vaseline next time........ your ass won't hurt so bad!
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  13. 12-17-14 11:21 AM #118
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    No donk lol if its for pain than u need a man
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  14. 12-17-14 11:23 AM #119
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    Donk is very knowledgeable
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  15. 12-17-14 12:27 PM #120
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Donk is very knowledgeable
    what can i say...... every woman i've ever been with, with a few notable exceptions, has wanted me to hammer her backdoor........

    I know that's not what you were going for, so i'll throw you a bone.... Gay men want me to do the same to em; used to be hell traveling on business, as I'd get that gayboy "hard stare" everytime I'd be on a payphone in an airport........ thank God they invented cell phones...... Even my wife has gotten tired of the way gay men (and of course other women) check me out when we're out on the town..........
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  16. 12-17-14 12:31 PM #121
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    Many guys losing post of the month rankings while being in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Many guys losing post of the month rankings while being in this thread
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  18. 12-17-14 02:10 PM #123
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    Donker, any idea why your butthole is so attractive to people? Thats strange.
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  19. 12-17-14 02:24 PM #124
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    Diggity this can cost you dearly
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  20. 12-17-14 03:29 PM #125
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    Why JJ? Theres a lot of good info in this thread.
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  21. 12-17-14 03:51 PM #126
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    Admin/Mods - Please REMOVE all of Sammy's posts from this thread

    Thanks & Merry Christmas
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  22. 12-17-14 03:58 PM #127
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    All the time.
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  23. 12-17-14 04:05 PM #128
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    Don't like massages by strangers.
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  24. 12-17-14 04:08 PM #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    All the time.
    Mayan, what happens when you pop a boner? Do you get embarrassed?
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  25. 12-17-14 04:14 PM #130
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    I think if you get hard during a male to male massage your Bi

    Lets not deny it..although many stay soft and just go for the massage

    I knew a guy in NJ that wanted a massage and had guy nail him with strap on so he was not Bi
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  26. 12-17-14 05:28 PM #131
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    As long as the balls don't touch its not gay. Or bi.
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  27. 12-17-14 08:34 PM #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Donker, any idea why your butthole is so attractive to people? Thats strange.
    the ass cheeks around it stand out in jeans..... go figure
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  28. 12-17-14 08:52 PM #133
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    Lets clear up a couple of things here.

    1st. Depending on your tolerance level and what type of activities you do can depend on what type of massage works for you.

    I am very active physically, so a deep tissue is all that really works and I mean Real deep tissue and only a male therapist can provide that.

    All Pro sports teams him them on payroll and all Athlete's use them.

    I AM Not going for a rub and tug. A real massage is for healing and therapeutic Health.

    Pretty Obvious most of you on this thread, have never played or participated in high level activity and or sports at a higher level.


    Its all Good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paw View Post
    I mean Real deep tissue and only a male therapist can provide that.
    let me guess.... about 8 1/2 to 9 inches DEEP in your inner anal tissue? yep, only a man can provide that.......
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  30. 12-18-14 01:11 AM #135
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    Went on a cruise, signed up for a massage and got a dude. It wasn't terrible but it definitely was not the best massage as I have to admit I felt kind of awkward and couldn't really relax.
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  32. 12-18-14 05:20 AM #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Or what if for some strange reason you get a boner, then he asks you to turn over? What do you do?
    Not your problem.
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  33. 12-18-14 07:12 AM #138
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    Wow. 4 pages and two weeks worth of a thread about getting a massage from a man....

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  34. 12-18-14 11:57 AM #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Wow. 4 pages and two weeks worth of a thread about getting a massage from a man....



    Makes me wonder what kind of posters we have on this site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I would never let a male massage therapist touch me. I actually pondered it one day... and said... uhhh no way.

    I've had several massages before... done by 3 different girls. All very good. Massage everything... except your wand. I always thought it was natural being totally nude. This one chick... who's so hot... when I was face down... she use to bop me in the head with her when she was massaging my back. She did it intentionally all the time. Nice Italian girl. I'll have to post a photo of her when I get a chance...

    Anyways... point of my story... I went to this massage chain for the first time in my life... 4th different girl to ever give me a massage. When she's going over all the rules... she goes... please keep your boxers/underwear on. I said ok. And she said there is no massaging of your pectoral muscles. I said... ok.

    That was just weird to me.
    dammit son........ you need to read up on massage "code".... the second are boppin' you in the back of the head, that's morse code for "time to change this massage into a straight up fck." I had that happen to me in Newport beach, CA back in the early 90's.......... "Tropical Touch" was the name of the place; law partner took me in there after a happy hour drinking session -- I was a first year associate at the time.........


    when a massage ho plays the equivalent of "butt bongo fiesta" by smakin' her rack on your head, it's time to up the ante and nail the fck outta her..... that's whats she's doing to u, makin an offer and waiting for you to respond..... the poor chick is probably concerned that your vice squad since you haven't made the direct move on her yet, like all the other johns she fcks..........

    sincerely,

    ABIGAL DONK VAN BUREN

    P.S.... as for the non-pectoral muscle massaging ho, you should have replied to her with one of these two responses when she blurted out that "no pec massage" bullshit:

    1. "will you at least pinch my nipples while while I finish the job down below, you no-fckin' ho", or

    2. "as long as you massage my prostate, we're all good........."
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