[Swinging Johnson]

Not in a gay way but I have so much crap it would make it so much easier. I have a cell phone, keys, wallet, and cigs. Plus I could carry a card deck or two, my gun, flask of Crown Royal and Prilosec in case I get acid reflux. Maybe even some beauty products in case I need to doll myself up.

[BatemanPatrickl]

[Swinging Johnson]

^^^^^^^Exactly^^^^^

[itchypickle]

They are called 'messenger bags' for strait men now. Still the same thing, just different material and name.

[Eddy Munny]

Just get a fanny-pack and you'll be able to house all those belongings and still have room for a Walkman, or a crayon box.

They say fashion moves in cycles, so I surmise that the fanny pack is due back any minute now, and you wanna be at the vanguard of that movement.

[onemoregoal]

you can get really nice messenger bags these days, who gives a shit - if it makes your life easier.......
eddy is so random.
lols walkman.

[onemoregoal]

lols

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

You don't need that thing.

Cellphone in back left pocket, move to front left if it bothers you

Keys on your belt loop

Wallet in back right pocket

Cigs in front shirt pocket or sleeve

Cards inside right jacket pocket

Flask inside left jacket pocket

Gun on your hip, inside jacket for CHL.

Pills, I'm sure you can find a place

Lose the makeup


Now you don't have to carry that goofy bag and fumble around for everything you need.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Swinger, talking to Loshak every week has definitely had an estrogenic effect on you.

Did you know that the Universidad Cristiana del Sur ran a controlled study that showed interacting w/Petey caused a 51.69% drop in testosterone levels in normal males? Bet you didn't know that.

Interestingly, that same study showed that women who interact w/Petey have a 63% increase in testosterone levels and develop an uncontrollable crush on Vanessa Selbst. They also buy "The L Word" box sets 93% of the time they're on Amazon. Bet you didn't know all that, either.

Finally, the study conclusively showed Loshak has a profound, almost cellular influence on trannies: Within 7 days of interacting w/him, 99.9% of trannies begin using common household animal by-products to "slickin their johnsons" (medical term, don't let it scare you) for an "easy-peasy tuck". Researchers at the University dubbed it: "The Butter-in-the-fly Effect". Pretty sure Ashton Kutcher made a movie bout it detailing everything; check it out if you want to learn more.

Anyway, hate to throw all this science at ya but, as a friend, when I see you make a thread like this... I become concerned. Last thing in the world I wanna see in the trade papers is a glaring headline like: "Swinging Johnson signs on to become Falcon Studios new Contract Boy!"

An intervention is probably in order...
(Shari, ring me up on our exclusive ooVoo line; this shit is too sensitive for Skype.)

[CountNo_Account]

You too could look like this French Nancy boy...

[Optional]

I carried a man purse in the 80s.

It was cool for about 18 months between 86 and 88.

[Swinging Johnson]

Swinger, talking to Loshak every week has definitely had an estrogenic effect on you.

Did you know that the Universidad Cristiana del Sur ran a controlled study that showed interacting w/Petey caused a 51.69% drop in testosterone levels in normal males? Bet you didn't know that.

Interestingly, that same study showed that women who interact w/Petey have a 63% increase in testosterone levels and develop an uncontrollable crush on Vanessa Selbst. They also buy "The L Word" box sets 93% of the time they're on Amazon. Bet you didn't know all that, either.

Finally, the study conclusively showed Loshak has a profound, almost cellular influence on trannies: Within 7 days of interacting w/him, 99.9% of trannies begin using common household animal by-products to "slickin their johnsons" (medical term, don't let it scare you) for an "easy-peasy tuck". Researchers at the University dubbed it: "The Butter-in-the-fly Effect". Pretty sure Ashton Kutcher made a movie bout it detailing everything; check it out if you want to learn more.

Anyway, hate to throw all this science at ya but, as a friend, when I see you make a thread like this... I become concerned. Last thing in the world I wanna see in the trade papers is a glaring headline like: "Swinging Johnson signs on to become Falcon Studios new Contract Boy!"

An intervention is probably in order...
(Shari, ring me up on our exclusive ooVoo line; this shit is too sensitive for Skype.)

Remember when Seinfeld used to say "Newman!"? That's exactly the way I'm saying "Loshak" at this very moment. Biter all I can say is thank you for bringing me to my senses.

[rkelly110]

Not to mention it would be funny for a man yelling on the street corner, help, that man stole my purse!

[Bostongambler]

Is it European?

[I/O]

You too could look like this French Nancy boy...

She might have dressed him. With that mouth she can dress me.

[kidcudi92]

Just get a messenger bag and use it as your laptop carrier but put everything else you want in with it

I have to have a computer all the time for business so I just use this method

get one from saks fifth don't be a cheap fukk, people will think you are homeless

[TheCentaur]

Wear cargo pants

[Swinging Johnson]

Wear cargo pants

Now that's gay.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Wear cargo pants

Now that's gay.

Swinger = SHARP

Forgive Centy tho... he plays for a coupla "other" teams (NTTAWWT)

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