1. 03-16-14 03:21 PM #1
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    Tigers Traded Garcia Because He Fukked Fielder's Wife

    That's why Fielder did so bad in Detroit
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  2. 03-16-14 03:24 PM #2
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  3. 03-16-14 03:25 PM #3
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  4. 03-16-14 03:25 PM #4
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    I've heard that as well.

    Fielder got divorced in May and was a trainwreck from that point on.

    Goat's wrong about practically everything, but this isn't gambling related so he might be spot-on here.
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  5. 03-16-14 03:30 PM #5
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    seriously it's true. that's why fielder was such a bad player for us in the playoffs and why we had to trade garcia. fukkin garcia wrecked our whole team we should've beat boston if he did anything
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  6. 03-16-14 03:33 PM #6
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    Fielder was bad last year because he sucks now.

    Just like so many other first basemen, he's hit the wall. Lost just a touch of bat speed and that's all it takes.
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  7. 03-16-14 03:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    I've heard that as well.

    Fielder got divorced in May and was a trainwreck from that point on.

    Goat's wrong about practically everything, but this isn't gambling related so he might be spot-on here.
    Let's hope Goat gets this one right.
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  8. 03-16-14 03:36 PM #8
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    This shit is really old news

    The rumor also goes that miggy got hurt fighting Garcia
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  9. 03-16-14 03:41 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Fielder was bad last year because he sucks now.

    Just like so many other first basemen, he's hit the wall. Lost just a touch of bat speed and that's all it takes.
    Somewhat true, but psychologically speaking, he was a zombie from the time he got divorced on.
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  10. 03-16-14 03:41 PM #10
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    until I see a video of someone's wife getting fuked, and a video of miggy getting beat down this is all hersay
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  11. 03-16-14 03:42 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Let's hope Goat gets this one right.
    That's asking a lot Op.
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  12. 03-16-14 03:46 PM #12
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    http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articl...eason/15383464
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  15. 03-16-14 03:53 PM #15
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    This all happened because Fielder refused to eat meat
    Ms Fielder wanted her meat pie taken care of
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  16. 03-16-14 03:55 PM #16
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    Damn Prince..where your pimp hand at...she broke all the baller wives rules......smh
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  17. 03-16-14 04:11 PM #17
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    Fanboy shit

    Gimme some odds and some shit that matters.

    Carry on
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  18. 03-16-14 04:39 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Fanboy shit

    Gimme some odds and some shit that matters.

    Carry on
    One little incident that happened destroyed our season. Aren't you from Detroit or care about the Tigers? This incident cost us a world series.
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  19. 03-16-14 04:58 PM #19
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    Don't know if I'd go that far. That's a pretty simplistic transitive property you're using there.
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  20. 03-16-14 05:04 PM #20
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    pics of his wife? need to know what the fuss is all about...
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  21. 03-16-14 05:05 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirtytwo View Post
    pics of his wife? need to know what the fuss is all about...
    you really don't want to see!
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  22. 03-16-14 05:07 PM #22
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    banging a teammates wife O.K. ONLY if trade rumors and/or opting out at the end of year

    otherwise there is zero chance you wouldn't regret it
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  23. 03-16-14 05:11 PM #23
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    I'm shocked that Prince Fielder's mudshark wife didn't turn out to be classy
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  24. 03-16-14 05:12 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirtytwo View Post
    pics of his wife? need to know what the fuss is all about...
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  25. 03-16-14 05:20 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    One little incident that happened destroyed our season. Aren't you from Detroit or care about the Tigers? This incident cost us a world series.
    Dude the only greasy shit Garcia hit at the fukkin plate or anywhere else was the fukkin broad. Fielder so fukkin fat the only time he can lie down is in October.

    The bitch know she got it right. Fukk em both and send em on.


    Goater fukk this shit. If tearin up some greasy hoes was a life changer Ida run my self in circles till I turned to butter.
    Last edited by billysink; 03-16-14 at 05:31 PM. Reason: can't spell hoes but I can name a few
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  26. 03-16-14 05:24 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Kid on the left looks like it can be Garcia's son
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  27. 03-16-14 05:30 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    hmmm certainly insnt worth the clubhouse scrutny... i dont get those people...
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  28. 03-16-14 06:07 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Dude the only greasy shit Garcia hit at the fukkin plate or anywhere else was the fukkin broad. Fielder so fukkin fat the only time he can lie down is in October.

    The bitch know she got it right. Fukk em both and send em on.


    Goater fukk this shit. If tearin up some greasy hoes was a life changer Ida run my self in circles till I turned to butter.

    I didn't know 60 year old r ednecks frequented this forum
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  29. 03-16-14 07:54 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    I didn't know 60 year old r ednecks frequented this forum
    Now you fukkin do pal

    Carry on.
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  30. 03-16-14 08:00 PM #30
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    that bitch looks like the type that needs a lot of dick.
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  31. 03-16-14 08:13 PM #31
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    maybe fielders wife pulled a "susan dorn" on him
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  33. 03-16-14 08:18 PM #33
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    Teammates fukking other teammates wives.

    Business as usual.


    Note: She looks like she sucks an amazing cokk
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    this kinda stuff doesnt happen to mike napoli
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  35. 03-16-14 08:27 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post


    Teammates fukking other teammates wives.

    Business as usual.


    Note: She looks like she sucks swallows an amazing cokk
    FYP,
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