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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    bearial reminds me of lennie from of mice and men...i dont think we'll have to worry about that talk
    He seems curious. Maybe he's at the right age... I just don't want him getting too much info from jj. Kid will be scarred for life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    He seems curious. Maybe he's at the right age... I just don't want him getting too much info from jj. Kid will be scarred for life.
    there is no hope for Bear...we just gotta accept him as is

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    Post a pic with your shirts off



    WTF is happening here

    Napoleon issues everywhere


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    I'm not posting a picture with my shirt off.

    But, I'll post one with my pants off.

    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Post a pic with your shirts off



    WTF is happening here

    Napoleon issues everywhere

    nominated!

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    rocky mountain high hard one

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    You can't trust a man that doesn't get pussy on the side..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bear???


    Winners and sharps use escorts

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    Big bear I'll tell you when an escort is

    You go into the yellow pages and look under escorts or adult entertainment and then you call some of the numbers shopping around for the best price and hopefully some have links to a website so you could see their photos

    Now bear don't start discussing how much for a blowjob are how much to get laid as they know what you want.

    You make an appointment and they will come to your house at a set time

    Leave the money on the counter visible with no discussion about sex

    Now you will make some small talk and maybe offer her water or a glass of wine or beer

    She will tell you to take your clothes off and she will going to the bathroom

    Now you will be standing there in the room and she will come out and sexy lingerie

    She will begin to touch you and seduce you

    The rest just falls into place
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    I'm not posting a picture with my shirt off.

    But, I'll post one with my pants off.

    Lol.
    ok... this is getting weird.. and L-Kidds getting his lotion out lol

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    bearial why arent you a pro?

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    I want to see lil' reemer and moneywaters fight. I would pay top dollar for that.

    You can already tell how jealous lil'reemer is of money.

    Remember how upset reemer used to get when tto was getting respect around here? And lil'reemer was still being forced to sit at the kids table??

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    Is anyone BI in this thread ??

    I was just curious

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    If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

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    This thread is hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Is anyone BI in this thread ??

    I was just curious
    I think Opie might be a power bottom

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    Coach you forgot the part where old girl crawls over to the bed you're hard as a hockey puck and she says, "where's the beef?"


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    Manny my biggest issue with escorts is slippage.

    I cannot keep my rooster inside her

    It's real small so it slips right out and so if she rises me impossible to keep in.

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    preaching to the choir Coach

    even in summer have to slap my azz just to clear the zipper take a piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Manny my biggest issue with escorts is slippage.

    I cannot keep my rooster inside her

    It's real small so it slips right out and so if she rises me impossible to keep in.
    lol wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    bearial why arent you a pro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post

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    Big bear get a penetrating life man. Stop bumping old threads and stop starting new threads like that gay yoga shit. What's your deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Big bear get a penetrating life man. Stop bumping old threads and stop starting new threads like that gay yoga shit. What's your deal?
    sir i'm curious if the OP went thru with getting some strange

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    Ok ma'am, thanks for the quick response

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    sir i'm curious if the OP went thru with getting some strange
    Please ban yourself again, no one misses your bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    Please ban yourself again, no one misses your bullshit.
    dude this is a great thread....

    chillax.

    OP check in.

    did you kiss your girl on the lips when she got back from Ski trip?

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    Hall of Fame poster BAUS has already dealt with this topic. Please review the thread below for all of your cheating information needs:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/541...i-cheated.html

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