Originally posted on 03/06/2014:

Big bear I'll tell you when an escort is

You go into the yellow pages and look under escorts or adult entertainment and then you call some of the numbers shopping around for the best price and hopefully some have links to a website so you could see their photos

Now bear don't start discussing how much for a blowjob are how much to get laid as they know what you want.

You make an appointment and they will come to your house at a set time

Leave the money on the counter visible with no discussion about sex

Now you will make some small talk and maybe offer her water or a glass of wine or beer

She will tell you to take your clothes off and she will going to the bathroom

Now you will be standing there in the room and she will come out and sexy lingerie

She will begin to touch you and seduce you

The rest just falls into place