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    when are you too old to go to dance clubs?

    want to head out soon and try to pick up some chicks?

    how old is too old?

    would be crushing to be called 'grandpa'

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    If you are 40ish your time has probably passed.

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    As long as you know the music being played and can still hang until 2-3 in the morning go until you are 60.

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    your time is over when you start asking yourself if you're to old for clubs

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    When your whole body is sore the next day and it's not from getting pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    When your whole body is sore the next day and it's not from getting pussy.
    if your whole body isnt sore the next day then you aint goin hard enough no matter how young you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by NardVa View Post
    As long as you know the music being played and can still hang until 2-3 in the morning go until you are 60.
    2-3am? amateur hour

    clubs in Russia don't even open before 11PM- midnight...you show up around 1 and party til 6-7AM or noon if you feel like it

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    i have an array of pills

    caffeine pills, ritalin, can get adderall if i need it. usually drink a huge cofee first

    look about 31 years old. but going solo. scared i will be denied and left for dead

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    solo?

    common guey

    thats fukkin jjer pervert level right there

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    u cant keep drinking beers for energy. you will spend most of the time in the bathroom. need to get some party drugs and really wow the chicks with your small talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    if your whole body isnt sore the next day then you aint goin hard enough no matter how young you are
    If you're not still partying the next the day you're not going hard enough

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    yeah solo i just moved to town wife left me. didnt take anything so i have money to burn

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    solo?

    common guey

    thats fukkin jjer pervert level right there
    I got to bars alone, sometimes...

    Leave knowing most people...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    I got to bars alone, sometimes...

    Leave knowing most people...
    clubs lkid

    hes talking about clubs

    very different story guey

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    clubs lkid

    hes talking about clubs

    very different story guey
    I know I know

    Never been much of a club guey

    I prefer to scream at tvs, do blow in bathroom @ bar/restaurants

    When families are eating dinner
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    yeah clubs. bars i can do. but not much going on. talking clubs with the teeny boppers trying not to look like an old perv. looks about 31 hoping i can mix in

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    yeah you don't go to clubs alone...that would be the weirdest shit ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    I know I know

    Never been much of a club guey

    I prefer to scream at tvs, do blow in bathroom @ bar/restaurants

    When families are eating dinner
    dad is taking his son to take a whiz and your in there doin rails off the fukkin toilet seat

    unraal

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    yeah solo i just moved to town wife left me. didnt take anything so i have money to burn
    just go to the ripper and bang one of the girls in the fukkin back room ghuey

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    dad is taking his son to take a whiz and your in there doin rails off the fukkin toilet seat

    unraal


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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    yeah you don't go to clubs alone...that would be the weirdest shit ever

    no broseph i can pull it off i dont care if i get denied really. i just dont want to pack on 2000 calories for nothing. maybe i will record it and post it. then ill get something out of it for sure. also i can make cred at sbr

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    Tony you lost me at the calories comment

    Where you at pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Tony you lost me at the calories comment

    Where you at pal
    lkid they need to change the rules on this nominating shit

    this would have been like the 8th post i would have nominated for you today

    i was gonna post the same damn thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    lkid they need to change the rules on this nominating shit

    this would have been like the 8th post i would have nominated for you today

    i was gonna post the same damn thing
    Drinker

    Happends to me all the time

    You'd league the league Nominations...

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    dont want to drink 10 beers for nothing. have to know that im not too old here. pretty simple. imagine walter white in a club. thats what im talking about when is old too old geez

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    dont want to drink 10 beers for nothing. have to know that im not too old here. pretty simple. imagine walter white in a club. thats what im talking about when is old too old geez
    ...nevermind

    I'll let drinker take this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    just go to the ripper and bang one of the girls in the fukkin back room ghuey


    jesus christ pal....how plain do i have to say it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    ...nevermind

    I'll let drinker take this one
    nominated

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    TT... Thursday nights usually kicks off the weekend... you might be a day early... if you dont look your age, go hang at the biggest clubs in town on the weekends... its a numbers game pal...age is in only in your mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    no broseph i can pull it off i dont care if i get denied really. i just dont want to pack on 2000 calories for nothing. maybe i will record it and post it. then ill get something out of it for sure. also i can make cred at sbr
    Tony do a strange late night video where you're getting jiggy with it in the club solo - SBR cred for life guaranteed!

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    If you think you look 31 you probably look 50. And if your using I look 31 to justify your young then yes your too old to be going to the clubs trying to bag broads. And if your that old and choose to solo don't be surprised if you end up with your ass kicked by patrons and maybe even a bouncer or two. Whether you acknowledge it or not you will be the creepiest mother fukker there.
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    I don't care for them... I just turned 29 but when people first meet me they usually guess ages 20 to 22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    If you think you look 31 you probably look 50. And if your using I look 31 to justify your young then yes your too old to be going to the clubs trying to bag broads. And if your that old and choose to solo don't be surprised if you end up with your ass kicked by patrons and maybe even a bouncer or two. Whether you acknowledge it or not you will be the creepiest mother fukker there.
    unfukkinraal

    taller getting hammered here

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