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    I'm 53 and still go club-ing

    Wooooo hooooo!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm 53 and still go club-ing

    Wooooo hooooo!!!
    he's not talking about costco mother fukker
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post

    how old is too old?

    When your wife..........

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    ok i look 58

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    depends on where you go

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    ill take my chances lord has mercy on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    he's not talking about costco mother fukker
    ohh fukk

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    Can you dance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Can you dance?
    Tony call me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    he's not talking about costco mother fukker
    Drinker you had me dying suhn

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    im 28 and i still go to clubs alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Tony call me...
    Can I call collect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zooom View Post
    im 28 and i still go to clubs alone.
    loner

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Can I call collect?
    Tony we'll take care all the expenses...
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    lol now that i remember last time i went clubbing i got kicked out for bumming free drinks off someones bottle service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zooom View Post
    lol now that i remember last time i went clubbing i got kicked out for bumming free drinks off someones bottle service.
    obnoxious loner

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    I say 50 if you look decent

    I don't go because too banged up

    Easy to bang chicks in 40's and 50's

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    Clubs in Vegas are full of 20-somethings on the floor, and the 30-45 crowd at the tables because they can afford them. You can easily pull off being older and in the club if you're not dressed like a schlub and if you act like you belong there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    i have an array of pills

    caffeine pills, ritalin, can get adderall if i need it. usually drink a huge cofee first

    look about 31 years old. but going solo. scared i will be denied and left for dead
    I'm 34, and people guess my age between 23-26. But I always feel old at those things.

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    Vegas is a young City

    Tough for older guys to get younger girls

    Too competitive

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    never too old. Age aint nothin but a #.

    JJ dont be so down on your self bro. there are chicks out there that would be all up on you.

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    Bear I have no luck with women

    Nothing works

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I'm 53 and still go club-ing

    Wooooo hooooo!!!
    but whats the point when you get lost in the crowd and nobody can see you cause your waist high?

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    Mayan how do women like older guys on roids and old wrinkled tattoos?

    Bet your rooster never goes up anymore

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    When you're old enough to buy your own booze.

    Dance clubs are cool, when you're too young to know any better. Or, if you are a minority, and don't know any better.

    Nightclubs are a literal reunion of all the people I try and avoid during the week.

    Unless that club serves more yayo than booze, count me the fukk out. So, basically nightclubs in Mexico are the only viable option.

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    too old to go to clubs when you bump into your kids friends at the club. awkward situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by allabout the $$$ View Post
    too old to go to clubs when you bump into your kids friends at the club. awkward situation
    Reminds me of a situation when I bumped in to my ex's younger sister at the club who started hitting on me. The girl was 11 when I dated her sis, but now was in her early twenties...it felt really awkward...I remember that I told her at some point not too smoke and drink that much - I felt responsible for her...

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    rocket how old were you when you went?

    did you go solo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    rocket how old were you when you went?

    did you go solo?
    I was with a few guy friends...and I think I was 30 at that time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    but whats the point when you get lost in the crowd and nobody can see you cause your waist high?
    Bitches still love me tho smokey..

    While bitcjes would run away from your sweat smelling, goo drooping, fat fukk ass

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    It really depends on where you live and the environment.

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    Ain't never too old to hit the club.

    Shit, there's this famous old lady, she's like 80 something, used to hit club casbah in AC every weekend.

    People used to take their pics with her like she was a celebrity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warpednexus View Post
    I bet she got some BBC that night

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    I bet she got some BBC that night
    walking a little funny too I presume

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