1. 07-17-13 03:13 AM #1
    bigballa
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    do you piss sitting down?

    morning gentlemen, my apologizes if this is a topic that has been discussed in the past but after reading through a post about s h i t t i n g and wiping your a s s standing up thought it was open for discussion......

    was blowin away when reading the post that a few posters said they pissed THEN sat down to take a dump.....am i the minority then doing all the business at the same time sitting down??

    for those interested here is the sit/stand debate about wiping your a s s:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/344...iped-away.html
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  2. 07-17-13 03:48 AM #2
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    sometimes ....


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  3. 07-17-13 03:54 AM #3
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  4. 07-17-13 04:02 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigballa View Post
    was blowin away when reading the post that a few posters said they pissed THEN sat down to take a dump.....am i the minority then doing all the business at the same time sitting down??


    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/344...iped-away.html
    Sometimes I'll have a "well, while I'm here" moment when I'm pissing and go ahead and try to squeeze one, but for the most part, I'll do both sitting down like you do.
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  5. 07-17-13 04:21 AM #5
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    i piss with force
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  6. 07-17-13 05:54 AM #6
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    its either that or do a hand stand trying to piss with morning wood
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  7. 07-17-13 09:17 AM #7
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    Can guys get a UTI from pissing underwater in a dirty ass lake?
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  8. 07-17-13 10:52 PM #8
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    Sitting down I make too much noise standing up
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  9. 07-17-13 10:55 PM #9
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    It is the sunnah to urinate sitting down but is not haram to urinate in a standing position.
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  10. 07-17-13 11:15 PM #10
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    At public urinals I have to use the little short kiddie pisser cause my hog is so long...
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  11. 07-17-13 11:27 PM #11
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    every morning....like this
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  12. 07-17-13 11:39 PM #12
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    No because I cant seem to tuck my cokk under the seat
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  13. 07-18-13 01:17 AM #13
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    Smokie I don't understand

    Why?
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  14. 07-18-13 01:20 AM #14
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    Piss sitting down if im taking a dump

    Only Piss standing

    Ive never pee'd on a girl (Yet)
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  15. 07-18-13 01:30 AM #15
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    Take a shower with a girl and piss on her feet

    Better than sex
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  16. 07-18-13 03:04 AM #16
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    Liam Neeson only pisses while standing
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  17. 07-18-13 08:20 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokie I don't understand

    Why?
    cause im stacked bro. Hung like horse
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  18. 07-18-13 02:03 PM #18
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    Why is your cokk when you need to piss

    Smokie is your cokk hard when you take a shit too
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  19. 07-18-13 02:11 PM #19
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    never thats how you get hemorrhoids.
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  20. 07-18-13 02:58 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Why is your cokk when you need to piss

    Smokie is your cokk hard when you take a shit too
    yes always hard
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  21. 07-18-13 05:19 PM #21
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    Smokie never happened
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  22. 07-18-13 07:23 PM #22
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  23. 07-18-13 08:20 PM #23
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    who wipes while sitting down?? OMG unreal
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  24. 07-19-13 12:09 AM #24
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    Wash my ass every time with my left hand
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  25. 07-19-13 05:55 AM #25
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  26. 07-19-13 09:06 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    who wipes while sitting down?? OMG unreal
    do you shit standing up?
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  27. 07-19-13 11:04 AM #27
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    ...
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  28. 07-19-13 11:05 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Liam Neeson only pisses while standing
    lol
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  29. 07-19-13 02:41 PM #29
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