1. 02-17-10 04:08 PM #1
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    This shit has to be wiped away...

    Someone blew my mind today when they told me they wiped their ass while on the toilet. Is this normal? Am I in the minority because I stand?
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  2. 02-17-10 04:09 PM #2
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    I wipe my ass sitting down. Always thought that was the normal thing to do...I'm interested to see what everyone else does now...
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  3. 02-17-10 04:11 PM #3
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    I stand, that way u can get it all .
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  4. 02-17-10 04:12 PM #4
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    This calls for a Fishhead instructional video.
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  5. 02-17-10 04:16 PM #5
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    wtf! there have been already two threads in the past 6 months about this! and everyone is always surprised when they find out people wipe standing up and vice versa.
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  6. 02-17-10 04:17 PM #6
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    Paco stands, that is going to be tough to beat. Someone sits and didn't know people stand. This is an issue we need to resolve right now. This is one of the great unknowns of life.
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  7. 02-17-10 04:18 PM #7
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    This is Buztahs speciality and dream he waited for the day somebody created and ass wiping tuitional thread.
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  9. 02-17-10 04:19 PM #9
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    Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd
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  10. 02-17-10 04:19 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd
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  11. 02-17-10 04:20 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd


    Well I can get my hand down there but I just don't understand doesn't your hand sometimes hit the toilet water?
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  12. 02-17-10 04:22 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd
    Post of the year
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    What do you do when you take a dump......Reach over and theres no toilet paper....Then what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Dogs View Post
    What do you do when you take a dump......Reach over and theres no toilet paper....Then what?
    Yell for more. If there isn't I am hopping in the shower and power washing my asshole.
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  15. 02-17-10 04:25 PM #15
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    Sslp , where u been pal?! I missed u, even gave u a shoutout in my Vid yesterday
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  16. 02-17-10 04:38 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiveMeaBJ View Post
    Well I can get my hand down there but I just don't understand doesn't your hand sometimes hit the toilet water?
    Not even close. Hasn't happened to me at least. Unless there's a pretty high water level in the toilet you're using, you'll be fine.
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  17. 02-17-10 04:39 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd
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  18. 02-17-10 04:39 PM #18
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    This is mind blowing.
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  19. 02-17-10 04:40 PM #19
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    capt morgan pose for me
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  20. 02-17-10 04:41 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Dogs View Post
    What do you do when you take a dump......Reach over and theres no toilet paper....Then what?
    You better hope that restroom has paper towels eiter that or you will end up having to wash youre ass in the sink.I always check for paper and toilet seat covers before shitting
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  21. 02-17-10 04:44 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    You better hope that restroom has paper towels eiter that or you will end up having to wash youre ass in the sink.I always check for paper and toilet seat covers before shitting
    or rip up the wife beater and swipE away as a option
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    or rip up the wife beater and swipE away as a option
    This one will work too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    or rip up the wife beater and swipE away as a option
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  25. 02-17-10 04:47 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    standing up like a pro
    Where you been lawrence in the shitter?
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    how the fuk do u wipe ur ass sitting down?

    after i read one of these threads i tryed it, its not possible
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  28. 02-17-10 04:48 PM #28
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    I am going to wipe sitting down next time. Will give full in detail report and analysis.
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  29. 02-17-10 04:48 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    how the fuk do u wipe ur ass sitting down?

    after i read one of these threads i tryed it, its not possible
    ROFL did you get it all over youre hands?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    ROFL did you get it all over youre hands?
    no you just cant wipe thoroughly
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post

    no you just cant wipe thoroughly
    Because youre ass cheeks are in the way
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    how the fuk do u wipe ur ass sitting down? after i read one of these threads i tryed it, its not possible
    I seem to be able to do it just fine. IDK if I'd be able to wipe standing up though. Might have to try it for the hell of it sometime...
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    Quote Originally Posted by whatsgood5 View Post
    I seem to be able to do it just fine. IDK if I'd be able to wipe standing up though. Might have to try it for the hell of it sometime...
    , role reversal
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    you have to stand up & use one hand to spread ur cheeks & the other to wipe. Any other way is just uncivilized
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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post

    , role reversal
    Ever tried wiping youre ass with a shoe
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