[TheMetsSuck]

Went to the Dominican with about 20 of my best friends and rented a giant villa overlooking the ocean. Personal chefs cooking world class meals 3 times a day and as many snacks as you asked for. 3 personal bartenders making pina coladas, shots, etc all day long. Two Djs, security guards with ak 47s walking around the property, and many maids and errand boys. We had one guy pick up our blow and weed each morning. The blow was amazing but the weed was pretty terrible. Got you ripped for about 20 minutes mb in a blunt. The real kicker here was we had 20 of the hottest escorts of all time come to our villa 2 times a day. Once around noon to 6 pm and the other 10pm to 3am. They'd show up in smoking hot bikinis/thongs and come back with smoking hot escort dresses. Each guy had one or two that would give them a girl friend experience if that was your kind of thing (not mine I only let them kiss my neck and always used condoms and immediately iodined my rooster right after just to be safe) and besides that you could pull any one of them you pleased to your room and do whatever you want with them and tip them whatever you feel like 50avg. I probably took down about 8 different ones and doubled dipped a few in 3somes etc. On the last day i blew so many loads I was shooting out air loads at the end. Lotta sickos on the trip setting up hilarious shows watching these hooks go at it with each other. I think I saw a 8 hook human centipede type 69 sessions going down in one of the rooms. Half the times I walked in my room I'd walk in and see one of my buddies pounding one of them. Hilarious bro moments. No shame in anything towards the end of the trip. We rented a giant cattamaran one day and brought all of the escorts on it to go party and go snorkeling. For most of them it was their first ever boat ride. Needless to say half of them were dying of sea sickness down below which was pretty hilarious. Played some amazing golf and had just about the most amazing vacation you could ask for. All in all, I only had to spend around 2700 bucks for everything. I'm like borderline depressed its over and already can/'t wait to plan another one next year. Highly recommend for all you sick degens out there

[Easy-Rider 66]

Interesting. Sounds like Debauchery to the fullest extent.

[pouyasophy]

Interesting. Sounds like Douche baggery to the fullest extent.

fixed it for ya

[Easy-Rider 66]

fixed it for ya

[Fidel_CashFlow]

The real kicker here was we had 20 of the hottest escorts of all time come to our villa 2 times a day. Once around noon to 6 pm and the other 10pm to 3am. They'd show up in smoking hot bikinis/thongs and come back with smoking hot escort dresses. Each guy had one or two that would give them a girl friend experience if that was your kind of thing (not mine I only let them kiss my neck and always used condoms and immediately iodined my rooster right after just to be safe) and besides that you could pull any one of them you pleased to your room and do whatever you want with them and tip them whatever you feel like 50avg. I probably took down about 8 different ones and doubled dipped a few in 3somes etc. On the last day i blew so many loads I was shooting out air loads at the end. Lotta sickos on the trip setting up hilarious shows watching these hooks go at it with each other. I think I saw a 8 hook human centipede type 69 sessions going down in one of the rooms. Half the times I walked in my room I'd walk in and see one of my buddies pounding one of them. Hilarious bro moments. No shame in anything towards the end of the trip. We rented a giant cattamaran one day and brought all of the escorts on it to go party and go snorkeling. For most of them it was their first ever boat ride. Needless to say half of them were dying of sea sickness down below which was pretty hilarious. Played some amazing golf and had just about the most amazing vacation you could ask for. All in all, I only had to spend around 2700 bucks for everything. I'm like borderline depressed its over and already can/'t wait to plan another one next year. Highly recommend for all you sick degens out there

whats funny is im glad that you had a good time ....

but considering what you wrote I would never "highly recommend" it to other people

[stikymess]

This thread can be epic with pics, make it happen Mets.

[TheRifleman]

sounds like you had a gay ol' time....lol..

[Swinging Johnson]

Went to the Dominican with about 20 of my best friends and rented a giant villa overlooking the ocean. Personal chefs cooking world class meals 3 times a day and as many snacks as you asked for. 3 personal bartenders making pina coladas, shots, etc all day long. Two Djs, security guards with ak 47s walking around the property, and many maids and errand boys. We had one guy pick up our blow and weed each morning. The blow was amazing but the weed was pretty terrible. Got you ripped for about 20 minutes mb in a blunt. The real kicker here was we had 20 of the hottest escorts of all time come to our villa 2 times a day. Once around noon to 6 pm and the other 10pm to 3am. They'd show up in smoking hot bikinis/thongs and come back with smoking hot escort dresses. Each guy had one or two that would give them a girl friend experience if that was your kind of thing (not mine I only let them kiss my neck and always used condoms and immediately iodined my rooster right after just to be safe) and besides that you could pull any one of them you pleased to your room and do whatever you want with them and tip them whatever you feel like 50avg. I probably took down about 8 different ones and doubled dipped a few in 3somes etc. On the last day i blew so many loads I was shooting out air loads at the end. Lotta sickos on the trip setting up hilarious shows watching these hooks go at it with each other. I think I saw a 8 hook human centipede type 69 sessions going down in one of the rooms. Half the times I walked in my room I'd walk in and see one of my buddies pounding one of them. Hilarious bro moments. No shame in anything towards the end of the trip. We rented a giant cattamaran one day and brought all of the escorts on it to go party and go snorkeling. For most of them it was their first ever boat ride. Needless to say half of them were dying of sea sickness down below which was pretty hilarious. Played some amazing golf and had just about the most amazing vacation you could ask for. All in all, I only had to spend around 2700 bucks for everything. I'm like borderline depressed its over and already can/'t wait to plan another one next year. Highly recommend for all you sick degens out there

You recall your dreams with amazing clarity.

[leetreaper]

You recall your dreams with amazing clarity.

lol was about to post this haha

[Ghenghis Kahn]

now i have to question your $100,000 run.

you have an imagination, i have to say that much...

[TheCentaur]

The real kicker here was we had 20 of the hottest escorts of all time come to our villa 2 times a day. Once around noon to 6 pm and the other 10pm to 3am. They'd show up in smoking hot bikinis/thongs and come back with smoking hot escort dresses. Each guy had one or two that would give them a girl friend experience if that was your kind of thing (not mine I only let them kiss my neck and always used condoms and immediately iodined my rooster right after just to be safe) and besides that you could pull any one of them you pleased to your room and do whatever you want with them and tip them whatever you feel like 50avg. I probably took down about 8 different ones and doubled dipped a few in 3somes etc.

Never heard of that one

Also, I'm assuming being in the Dominican Republic these escorts were black? Meh. Glad you had a good time though

[PAULYPOKER]

[TheMetsSuck]

only one darky and she was a lot of fun. Most were lightish skin hispanic looking. It was a bachelor party of epic proportions that will probably never be touched going forward. Hoping to round up a similar crew and make it an annual event. Believe what you want boys. You can party like a king in the dominican.

[boeing power]

Congrats on finding the script for hangover 4.

[tto827]

Sounds like quite a time.

Where'd you golf in the DR?

Corales is my favorite course of all time, absolute must play if you are out there

[Mikeyanks23]

TTO this has you written all over it!

[retard]

now i have to question your $100,000 run.

you have an imagination, i have to say that much...

And not losing any money after going 1-5 because of a few live bets

[PAULYPOKER]

[robzilla]

You watched Drakes Video Started from the bottom too many times dude.

[billyloco]

only one darky and she was a lot of fun. Most were lightish skin hispanic looking. It was a bachelor party of epic proportions that will probably never be touched going forward. Hoping to round up a similar crew and make it an annual event. Believe what you want boys. You can party like a king in the dominican.

I partied like this in DR about 6 yrs ago, but I took my wifes nieces who were 14, 15, & 19 to a coastal town called Rio San Juan where my wifes company had a plantation. I went to a club w/my wife and we came back to the hacienda about midnight, going by all three nieces rooms we heard alot of bedsprings being bounced on.....my ass was in the ringer at breakfast and the wife took the 14 yr old and they went to my wifes sisters convent where they stayed the next 3 days rtill we left. I didn';t even try to stop the other 2 frm enjoying their sexual freedom. I guess I must have fished 15 hrs a day and just let them have at it.....who do u think their favorite uncle is? HAHAHA!!!

[amolg24]

**Lives like a king**
**Comes back home and posts on sbr**

[tto827]

TTO this has you written all over it!

Seems quite cheap really, can only imagine where you're staying and what the companions are like.

I'll stick to Club Med, Corales, and find the women myself.

[BetterBizness]

Have you ever felt this way before?