Originally posted on 06/03/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
Went to the Dominican with about 20 of my best friends and rented a giant villa overlooking the ocean. Personal chefs cooking world class meals 3 times a day and as many snacks as you asked for. 3 personal bartenders making pina coladas, shots, etc all day long. Two Djs, security guards with ak 47s walking around the property, and many maids and errand boys. We had one guy pick up our blow and weed each morning. The blow was amazing but the weed was pretty terrible. Got you ripped for about 20 minutes mb in a blunt. The real kicker here was we had 20 of the hottest escorts of all time come to our villa 2 times a day. Once around noon to 6 pm and the other 10pm to 3am. They'd show up in smoking hot bikinis/thongs and come back with smoking hot escort dresses. Each guy had one or two that would give them a girl friend experience if that was your kind of thing (not mine I only let them kiss my neck and always used condoms and immediately iodined my rooster right after just to be safe) and besides that you could pull any one of them you pleased to your room and do whatever you want with them and tip them whatever you feel like 50avg. I probably took down about 8 different ones and doubled dipped a few in 3somes etc. On the last day i blew so many loads I was shooting out air loads at the end. Lotta sickos on the trip setting up hilarious shows watching these hooks go at it with each other. I think I saw a 8 hook human centipede type 69 sessions going down in one of the rooms. Half the times I walked in my room I'd walk in and see one of my buddies pounding one of them. Hilarious bro moments. No shame in anything towards the end of the trip. We rented a giant cattamaran one day and brought all of the escorts on it to go party and go snorkeling. For most of them it was their first ever boat ride. Needless to say half of them were dying of sea sickness down below which was pretty hilarious. Played some amazing golf and had just about the most amazing vacation you could ask for. All in all, I only had to spend around 2700 bucks for everything. I'm like borderline depressed its over and already can/'t wait to plan another one next year. Highly recommend for all you sick degens out there

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