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    Now we got fake Jesus...fake God... .. prayer......and demons coming on the 21st.....lol......funny shyt!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Magick View Post
    Now we got fake Jesus...fake God... .. prayer......and demons coming on the 21st.....lol......funny shyt!!!!
    Dont' forget the aliens and zombies. We can't forget them as we are running around trying to figure out how to live without electricity since the EMP took out all our electronics...

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    Anyone taking any precautions? Lol

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    everybody being experts on what mayans really meant is halarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by leafs_ducks View Post
    Anyone taking any precautions? Lol
    of course we are. Can't ever be too prepared ya know.

    I have been hoarding up the boys' dirty socks and putting them in a bag to use for our first line of defense in case of intruders or wild animals. Then after that, we have our trusty automatic guns with the florescent green plastic bb's. Beware of the youngest twin she's our sharpshooter. If they make it past her we have a few marshmellow guns running around here that we will hesitantly give to the boys. The oldest of the twins is our last line of defense her weapon of choice is making their ears bleed by talking incessently to them.

    Pop tarts were on sale this week and I had several coupons so we are going to be fine with food for a few weeks. For meat, we will be eating the choice squirrels, deer, and rabbits that run through the yard. Once again this is where our sharpshooter will come in handy she is also an amazing pitcher and we will be letting her throw bricks at them once we convince her it isn't bambi or fluffy that she is throwing at...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkside Magick View Post
    Now we got fake Jesus...fake God... .. prayer......and demons coming on the 21st.....lol......funny shyt!!!!
    Don't know what you're talking about.

    Mayans were explicit about the return of Bolon Yokte Ku and the 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I wonder if any book will set the odds on whether it will be the end of the world? But if you took Yes, how would you get baid then?
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sbr-points...ine-800-a.html

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    Smh.......it has nothing to do with demons.....demons come from daemon which is the soul......the nine symbolizes the steps the universe must undergo to get to it highest state of consciousness

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    Didn't the calender not take into account leap years or day light savings?
    So shouldn't this have happened years ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    who has a bunker

    we can get 20 to 30 posters maybe in one

    split costs
    I got some can goods I've been stocking up on. So I can bring them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Time Hobo View Post
    Didn't the calender not take into account leap years or day light savings?
    So shouldn't this have happened years ago?
    The calendar is said to be more accurate even than the one we use now. As for daylight savings time maybe I am missing something but not sure where that would apply since you gain an hour in the spring and lose that same hour in the fall...

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    And people say women on their periods are crazy

    Since I'm a day ahead of most of you, I'll let you know what happens. I guess the world will end down here first and then just kind of make it's way up there. What's the next end of world date when this one gets pimiked again? Love this batshit crazy stuff!!!

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    I hope it ends up that only myself, Anne Hathoway , and Gina Gershon are the only survivors.

    Oh and maybe Emrill to cook our meals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by borednaz View Post
    Mayan, don't forget to save the lil homie.. I was going to buy you drinks & trannies as sacrifices at the next bash
    I'll take care of you lil homie.. All night long...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    I hope it ends up that only myself, Anne Hathoway , and Gina Gershon are the only survivors.

    Oh and maybe Emrill to cook our meals.
    Gina Gershon

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    All you dumb fuks...just read this:-

    http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyFlyers View Post
    I hope nothing happens.

    I hope the Mayans were full of shit.

    Still, I'm curious to see what Friday will bring.
    What do you mean u hope? Wtf is gonna happen, lol.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    The calendar is said to be more accurate even than the one we use now. As for daylight savings time maybe I am missing something but not sure where that would apply since you gain an hour in the spring and lose that same hour in the fall...
    You're right my mistake.
    Even if it is more accurate though that means it still wouldn't match up with our current calendar.... Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Gina Gershon
    Pauly she sure is the cats meow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full Time Hobo View Post
    You're right my mistake.
    Even if it is more accurate though that means it still wouldn't match up with our current calendar.... Right?
    Who knows? I am sure some foil hat wearing whack job has ironed it out to the last second the differences between the two and it's posted somewhere online, but alas I am too busy trying to get the government implanted microhip out of my arm to google it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    who has a bunker

    we can get 20 to 30 posters maybe in one

    split costs
    sweet we could play twister butt naked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    sweet we could play twister butt naked!
    With that many people you will need a giant twister board. I highly recommend using the linoleum with the square pattern on it and writing in the colors.

    Source: Tried and proven to be an effective way to play twister with large groups
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    sweet we could play twister butt naked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    With that many people you will need a giant twister board. I highly recommend using the linoleum with the square pattern on it and writing in the colors.

    Source: Tried and proven to be an effective way to play twister with large groups
    Great idea! Long as darker is near my rooster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Just an excuse to get drunk Friday.

    I was looking for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Great idea! Long as darker is near my rooster!
    So does this mean you won't be coming and staying at the heffalump bunker with all of us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    So does this mean you won't be coming and staying at the heffalump bunker with all of us?
    Depends. Darker doesnt like large crowds.

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    Published on Dec 3, 2012

    Could the end of days truly be upon us? Members of the international elite -- including the Illuminati -- seem to think so, and have chosen the Ozark Mountain region of the United States to hide out from the apocalypse. The Conspiracy Theory team finds what appears to be construction on underground cities hidden in mountain caverns and tunnels, blocking off formerly public entrances with iron bars and heavy security. An apparent influx of banks in the rural region also seems suspect, but when they hear about round the clock construction on the biggest private house in America, reportedly built entirely of military grade materials and owned by a D.C. defense contractor, Jesse suspects something big may be happening here -- just below the surface.


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    Every 5 years the world comes to an end, penetrate people r so retarded its not even funny...

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    if anything goes down, we should all hope for a walking dead scenario.

    that show has me prepared....BUT if the zombies are quick like other movies and shows we could be in trouble.

    Either way set up a perimeter ASAP in case of zombies

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    Zombies are pussies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    Zombies are pussies...
    Not the ones.from resident.evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leafs_ducks View Post
    Not the ones.from resident.evil.

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    Unreelz

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    Remember hearing on the news about strange rumbling sounds and noises coming from underground all over the US rural areas?

    This was nothing more than secret underground cities being built for the .01%............34:20 mark on video above...........

    So unless you are in this Elite group,you can kiss your asses goodbye in the very near future..............

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