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    Seaweed
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    Somebody please..How do you make spagetti and meat balls?

    I'm starving and home alone. My grandma is out at the doctors so she isn't cooking today. Can someone please give me the step by steps of making pasta??? I tried looking online but some things don't make sense and there is nobody to ask.T

    Thanks

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    boil some water, put a pinch of salt and oil in it

    put your pasta in the boiling water

    after about 8 minutes take some out and test it by throwing it against a wall, if it sticks its ready.

    meatballs, more complicated.... I use some progresso bread crumbs, parmesian cheese, ground beef, a few spices, salt, and an egg.


    heat up some ragu and there you go my friend

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    Open a can of Chef Boyardee.

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    Just get in the car and go to subway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    boil some water, put a pinch of salt and oil in it

    put your pasta in the boiling water

    after about 8 minutes take some out and test it by throwing it against a wall, if it sticks its ready.

    meatballs, more complicated.... I use some progresso bread crumbs, parmesian cheese, ground beef, a few spices, salt, and an egg.


    heat up some ragu and there you go my friend
    This is so complicated, and you're not supposed to throw food. I think i'm just going to eat the pasta plain
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    LOL

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    Google it dumbfukk!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    Google it dumbfukk!!

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    make some noodles, drench it in ketchup, throw some spam on top

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    make some noodles, drench it in ketchup, throw some spam on top
    Welfare spaghetti lol.

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    Hello the giant

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    Now that you have spaghetti down pat, I'll teach you how to make toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    Google it dumbfukk!!
    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    Now that you have spaghetti down pat, I'll teach you how to make toast












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    make a bet with someone that if they post a video of themselves, you will ban yourself for life....... then we don't have to be subjected to something this fckin' retarded.....

    rather, we can focus on what really matters in life..........

    #TripleAnal!
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    I believe Olive Garden delivers...

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    In this day and age, you can learn how to cook by watching Youtube videos, just type in
    " how to make spaghetti and meat balls ".

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    How do you make a thread that has nothing to do with sports. Is basically geared towards the Hoe Moe crowd here at SBR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Which explains the above post

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    How do you make a thread that has nothing to do with sports. Is basically geared towards the Hoe Moe crowd here at SBR
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    nominated!

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    i am italian i make the best spaghetti.

    tonight i make egg plant parmesean.

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    what kind of grown ass man doesnt know how to penetrating make spaghetti, LMAOO if your a foreigner ill apologize otherwise this thread is too damn funny

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