[reno cool]

And, what we should do, is for PR purposes, use Andrew Dice Clay to sell the whole thing, he can be the spokesman, make public service videos about it, be the face and voice of the whole thing. We'll send him to give speeches to an auditorium full of fags and retards about to get slaughtered, Clay will be fair but tough about it all. He'll be like

"Hey, why you gettin killed? YA NOT FUKKIN NORMAL, ok? TAKE A LOOK IN THE FUKKIN MIRROR! DO YOU LIKE LOOKING LIKE THAT? DO YOU WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO FUKKIN BE LIKE THAT FOR CENTURIES AND CENTURIES?? GET OUT OF MY FACE AND INTO THE FUKKIN VAPORIZER YOU FAIRIES AND FREAKS!"

"GRAMPA, LOOK AT YOU! YA 95 FUKKIN YEARS OLD! YOU CAN'T WALK, YOU CAN'T TALK, YOU'RE SH*TTING ALL OVER THE PLACE, WHAT THE FUKK DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE FOR?? GET IN THE CHAMBER!"

and I thought Andrew Dice Clay ran out of material years ago

[reno cool]

Who gives a shit? I mean each situation is different, I'm all for it. But as I stated earlier, who gives a shit?

I think this is the proper answer to almost any question.

[RogueJuror]

Not gay at all man, I suck dick all the time and I'm 100% normal.

[RogueJuror]

I once had an ultrasound done on my testicles by a female technician, was probably the best 15 minutes of my life.

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[KingRevolver]

God bless that goddamn rule book. I have money on the game.

OMFG!

[TheIntegrityKid]

Quoting yourself, Kinger???

WTF????

[RogueJuror]

I'd like to give this book a papsmear with a garden rake thieving swine germs

[Shortstop]

Let's all hope this one doesn't play out...

shorty i might get arrested tomorrow

[reno cool]

Don't think I haven't thought about getting a BJ from RS to save hooker money for gambling.

Englishmike knows how important a proper bankroll is

[reno cool]

PT is all about fantasy, gossip, and conjecture....


why would any REAL SHARP from the think tank ever even know or worry about how Nicky's name was thrown about in this soap opera forum?????

but time and time again... there are a select few mathy wannabee's that care more about this high school cafeteria stuff than their slide rules and calculators...

interesting psych case study.... I guess #'s and $ don't boost self esteem enough long term

Archie got it figured out. nice.

[BGS 9.5]

I read it when it was originally posted, and "spike the dick' still blows my mind. I mean, wtf???? And grab ass games too????

[RogueJuror]

I'm having Pogo stuffed when he goes away. With a tennis ball glued into his wide-open mouth and a mechanism that makes him go "Grrrrrrrr!" when you pull on it.

[RogueJuror]

what are the terms and conditions of the bonus?

Bad news Bobby:

Directly from the Skybook site:

"Players that wear braces are ineligible to receive bonuses from Skybook".

[RogueJuror]

f\*\*k.

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[Matt Rain]

I cry knowing that a rat got that much love and I can't get to first base with someone for less than $50.

[Matt Rain]

We will eventually collopse

Collopse we will.

[KingRevolver]

[Matt Rain]

Since the stop sign is no longer an option I have officially switched to the "caution" symbol.

that's a "Exclamation"

Showoff.

[Matt Rain]

I still bet sports for a living. I'll still sue recreationally though.

[RogueJuror]

LOL

America sucks

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[reno cool]

I absolutely believe in God. And I absolutely hate the mother ****er.

Given the suffering and pain that life on this planet has endured since humans appeared on the scene, and the fact that the supposed "all powerful" God allows it to occur, I can come to only one of the following conclusions:
1. God is totally apathetic.

2. God is insane.

3. God is evil.

4. God is so far different from us that it isn't that he is apathetic, we just don't even come up on his radar screen at all.

5. God is the ultimate practical jokester. John Milton said it far better than I can: "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord!"

6. God is powerless.

If "God" is all knowing and all powerful and allows the suffering that is tormenting life on our planet to go on then it means he is one of the above.

And, if God is NOT all knowing and all powerful and is powerless to do anything about anything, then "God" is irrelevant.

God not done you any favors lately, curious?

too funny to pass up.

[RogueJuror]

Bread, you got a horrible line plus you lost.

[Matt Rain]

I get a good slow crapping in right before breakfast or the day begins so that I can gather my thoughts.

[Matt Rain]

JJ is like the greeter at Walmart. He is really not that important in Walmart's bottomline but is the face of the franchise. An inconvenient harmless evil you have to go through before starting to shop.

[RogueJuror]

Lou, I'm beginning to think you're just not a very good gambler.

[tacomax]

fishhead showed me first hand how he plays a tthe very first RX bash 4 yrs ago he said " Dante ill get you a comped room" he took my players card and 300$ of his own money and put it in a multiline 1$ video poker machine about 20 mins later he was down to about 120$ but I got a comped room

The man. The legend. The really expensive hotel room.

[RogueJuror]

LOL yeah reno that was

[reno cool]

I wish I could find the post of the guy that went looking for tsoprano sports website but only found shit about spaghetti.

[LT Profits]

ATX

ground zero: a bettor does not need to make a line, they only need to choose the right side.

Can't do latter without general idea of former

[reno cool]

Private health insurers are vital to the American economy.

Who exactly is going to pay for all those homes in Martha's Vineyard?

that is the issue

[losturmarbles]

it was buried in pz

Sorry for intervention,

what is the website where this bets were done, on Google search Soprano returns some spaghetti, not a betting site.
...

[tacomax]

oh really, I don't make SBR tick?...ok, we will see how the forum traffic does now with out me.

[tacomax]

I've come from some of the toughest forums around...I have over 30,000 posts at covers...you don't stick around that long at covers without having thick skin...

Can someone get him to sign up at OGD?

[tacomax]

I mention this cause SBR needs pags more than pags needs SBR. The traffic that pags brought to this site is going to be gone soon and this forum will go back to being basically dead.

Sorry for taking over the thread. I forgot how much material there was here.

[tacomax]

this is a huge huge loss.......... I rather lose every bet than not have pags11 post on here.