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    Smoke
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    What was oldest chick you ever banged?

    She was like 48 and I was 23 at the time. Met her at some bar bought her a couple smokey specials

    I pounded her like the heat series bet after game 1 of this years finals

    Brings back memories.. Good times

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    Older women definitely know how to fuk better, its not even close

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    40's or 50's. Not sure her age, it was my friends mom. Fukkin' hot. One of my best performances ever.

    Highly recommended to all the young 20 something dudes. Smash an old broad before you get old. Nothing like laying the pipe on an undersexed freak.

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    35.

    Chick was just recently divorced, and came to Vegas to let loose. Met here @ the Cosmo on Friday, and we fukked Sunday afternoon B4 her flight out home. Little 5-5 chick, latina, w/ T&A for days. She was a Salsa Meringue teacher, and it translated in the bed. Man that was awesome.

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    17...i peaked early

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    I was 17. She was 30 something. Her kids were banging on the door yelling, "Mommy, mommy, you ok in there? We're hungry!" That was some awkward shit. After I told them to shut up and grab some Fig Newtons, I finished on her chest, took their Fig Newtons and left. Come to find out those things were stale. Damn kids. Role Model.

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    Brock's mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parlayking11 View Post
    Brock's mom
    poor lady had to do whatever she could to pay off sons debts..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    40's or 50's. Not sure her age, it was my friends mom. Fukkin' hot. One of my best performances ever.

    Highly recommended to all the young 20 something dudes. Smash an old broad before you get old. Nothing like laying the pipe on an undersexed freak.

    Too funny...
    So is he still a friend or has he gone roadside while Mom continues her bedside bravado?

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    31 I was 22

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    Late 30's hoe I met at a bar. I was coming home from work and felt like stopping for a Guiness. Place was empty, bitch comes in, asks me for a light and we start making out without any more words. It was like this,
    Her: "Got a light?"
    Me: "No"
    Both: Make out
    Me: "So are you ready to go?"
    Her: "Yeah"

    The whole thing (from her entering the bar to me saying bye, have a nice life) took about an hour. The next day I was reminiscing and realized I didn't even get her name, but then I remember she told me to write her # so I asked what her name was. Didn't want to put her under "Random broad I ****** within an hour of meeting", too long.

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    34 i was 19..

    damn she was hot, too.

    too bad she was married.

    :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by alta View Post

    Too funny...
    So is he still a friend or has he gone roadside while Mom continues her bedside bravado?
    Should have done her way before that, I was just very young and a pussy. As a result, we only smashed once - I don't know if he knows. He moved shortly after, I assume we aren't enemys.

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    36 yrs old

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    I was 18 and she was 14. Good times.

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    Was in Lake Havasu when I was in the USMC and met this beautiful 55 year old cougar. We met at the hotel bar. I introduced myself with a firm handshake that wow her. I was 25 at the time. We had a few drinks and she drove in her Mercedes 550 SL back to her home. She was divorced and lived alone. Her blue eyes and tight body were very inviting. Into the garage, followed right into the sack. She was in a summer dress with no panties and a nice firm 38D cup melons. As we got into the bedroom we made out then she pushed me into the bed and jumped on top. I was pretty buzzed and enjoying every minute of this situation until she gets up and tells me to relax and she'll be back in a minute. She lets her Alaskan Huskies in from the yard and they sit and watch me as I am in bed nude. I try to get out, but the bastards growl at me. But she comes back soon after with a cup full of ice. So we take turns giving each other oral with cubes in our mouths. This was a new experience for me. After 45 miuntes of iced oral, I hopped in top and banged this shit out of her until I shot me load.
    Next morning to drove me back to my motel with my crony USMC buddies. Bastards were all jealous and tried to pull a rooster block then next night at the same bar. Sure enough I went home with her again and had outstanding sex once again. She was a broad that I will never forget and wish there was more to the two nighter.

    Shit, now married to a broad who hates oral or sex in general.

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    great thread, took down a 43 year old just last night but I'm 31 now so not that big of gap... when 17 thought took down a 41 year old that was a smoke show, good times

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    19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfitBetting View Post
    I was 18 and she was 14. Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfitBetting View Post
    I was 18 and she was 14. Good times.
    That is statutory rape! You need help ASAP!!!! you should be reported honestly!

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    Probably late 40's. I was 21 and just fixing to graduate high school. Was at a good friends house party, about 40 peeps or so. Guys dad was a doctor so had a nice setup with a big pool.

    Anyways, I go into his parents huge walkin closet to look for some swim trunks because I didn't bring mine. Usually I would skinny dip but with so many people there it wasn't the right time.

    Anyways, it was like a movie. I find a pair, pull down my pants and am fixing to put on these swim trunks when his moms friend walks in. A well off broad. Big fake , perfect blonde hair, a nice tan that was paid for, etc... She walks in as I'm completely naked and says "I need those for swim trunks for my husband". I just stand there and then hand them to her. Now I"m completely naked, wang is chubbin up cuz I"m horny as fukk and she's got the swim trunks. We're both tipsy as hell and just looking to fukk.

    After I hand them to her, she tosses them outside and then shuts the door. I knew at that point I was gonna put my cokk in this cougars ass. Which I did. She was as horny as me. I did things to her that she wouldn't be able to look her mother in the eyes for months. And she let me do it all. One of the best nights of my life.

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    23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceminers26 View Post
    great thread, took down a 43 year old just last night but I'm 31 now so not that big of gap... when 17 thought took down a 41 year old that was a smoke show, good times
    long time ice my friend.....

    my uncle owned a factory that manufactured gun holsters and thing of that nature and i worked there i guess from 15 (in summers) then full time for a short while at 17 and that place was like a meat market, quite a few older ladies that seemed to love whoever was the youngest stud at the time (wernt a lot of options for them, lol), basically all just flirting with nothing happening..this one fiery old redhead that constantly went back and forth with me about everything from my shoe size to whatever (prob late 30's, maybe even early 40's) (she was married to over the road truck driver), one day she straight up said "my husband out of town and kids wont be home, would you like to come over and have few drinks?" ....best sexual experience of my still somewhat young life at the time, 1st time i ever fukked a broad that fukked like that...

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    My first sexual intercourse was at 13 on the tennis courts with a 16 year old slut.

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    42 yr old milf when I was 26. She wasnt afraid to toss a salad either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balco10 View Post
    That is statutory rape! You need help ASAP!!!! you should be reported honestly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Probably late 40's. I was 21 and just fixing to graduate high school. Was at a good friends house party, about 40 peeps or so. Guys dad was a doctor so had a nice setup with a big pool.

    Anyways, I go into his parents huge walkin closet to look for some swim trunks because I didn't bring mine. Usually I would skinny dip but with so many people there it wasn't the right time.

    Anyways, it was like a movie. I find a pair, pull down my pants and am fixing to put on these swim trunks when his moms friend walks in. A well off broad. Big fake , perfect blonde hair, a nice tan that was paid for, etc... She walks in as I'm completely naked and says "I need those for swim trunks for my husband". I just stand there and then hand them to her. Now I"m completely naked, wang is chubbin up cuz I"m horny as fukk and she's got the swim trunks. We're both tipsy as hell and just looking to fukk.

    After I hand them to her, she tosses them outside and then shuts the door. I knew at that point I was gonna put my cokk in this cougars ass. Which I did. She was as horny as me. I did things to her that she wouldn't be able to look her mother in the eyes for months. And she let me do it all. One of the best nights of my life.
    classic

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    31 I was 19

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    When i was 17 had sex and dated a 43 year old women that managed the Pizza place i worked in.It was a long time ago.Im 48 so you can see how long it was.Hard to think she could be dead now wow so that puts her at what 74 if she is still alive.I was the last guy left on a Saturday night she was cute for 43 looked a little like Linda Carter.She was at her desk closing out and i told her everything was done i knew she was divorced and didnt have a boyfriend so i sat and talked to her i was a hormoned rage teenager this was well before google and internet where today i would just go home and watch porn at 17 but then nothing so i do not why just reached over and put my hand on her leg and told her i had a crush on her since i started my job and wanted to be with her.She just grabbed and held my hand and said look your a cute boy why do you want to be with a old women like me i told her bla bla bla cant remember what i said.She said that it had been a while and could use some company so we went back to her place and it was really cool.We dated for 5 months after that.

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    Forty three

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    those older women just dont give a fukk anything 40+ is AAAA+ sex

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    I'm not attracted to older chicks. Old, played out, emotionally unbalanced. Too much baggage.

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    Late 40's, and as everyone says, they can just flat out **** better.

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    I'm going to make a thread asking the opposite as the op on this one and I'll have "To catch a predator" on speed dial.

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