1. 03-30-09 07:22 PM #36
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    plommer, wanna go to Zeldas and have a bitch slap with me?

    Just two guys, havin a bitch slap.

    http://www.zeldas.ca/

    BEST DRINK EVER.
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  2. 03-30-09 07:22 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    what the heck is a Moldova women?

    A woman from Moldova: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova

    John, women from Moldova understand the language of love, and thats all that matters, pal.
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  3. 03-30-09 07:23 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    sickler, i am going to explain to you something, so pay close attention.. shit is disgusting.. but when it's shit from a beautiful girl like that, it doesn't taste bad at all. not saying it's great, but it's not bad.. the prettier the girl, the better it tastes. pretty girls' shit don't stink. just like pamela anderson's butthole must taste great.. there's not a chance in hell her butt doesn't taste good.. just look at her.. how can it stink?? IMPOSSIBLE..

    no thanks.
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  4. 03-30-09 07:24 PM #39
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    fiver, you've given way too many clues about your sexuality, those fruity drinks you make, seal the deal.

    No worries, I get along with almost everyone and am not intimidated by your homosexuality, it's all good, pal.
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  5. 03-30-09 07:24 PM #40
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  6. 03-30-09 07:26 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    no thanks.
    her butthole would taste better if she had makeup on and she looked all dolled up. the prettier the girl, the better they taste down there.
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  7. 03-30-09 07:27 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    sickler, i am going to explain to you something, so pay close attention.. shit is disgusting.. but when it's shit from a beautiful girl like that, it doesn't taste bad at all. not saying it's great, but it's not bad.. the prettier the girl, the better it tastes. pretty girls' shit don't stink. just like pamela anderson's butthole must taste great.. there's not a chance in hell her butt doesn't taste good.. just look at her.. how can it stink?? IMPOSSIBLE..
    Waste of time if you're trying to convince me. My mouth/tongue does not meet buttholes. I will not allow a chick to take a crap on me either, no matter how hot she is.

    You kinky bastards enjoy your disgusting fetish.
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  8. 03-30-09 07:27 PM #43
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    Fiver... I used to love orange Tic Tac's. goddammit!
    This chick is hot.
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  9. 03-30-09 07:28 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    A woman from Moldova: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova

    John, women from Moldova understand the language of love, and thats all that matters, pal.
    There are currently many economic challenges facing Moldova, including its reputation as Europe's poorest and least developed country.
    Same quality...half the price SBR John. Moldova is the Walmart of mail order bride business. I am very disappointed in you.
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  10. 03-30-09 07:35 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Same quality...half the price SBR John. Moldova is the Walmart of mail order bride business. I am very disappointed in you.
    Guess I'm not shopping any more. If I was, might have to take a trip there.
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  11. 11-25-09 04:27 PM #46
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    Sadly, I am no closer to obtaining a wife via this method.
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  12. 11-25-09 04:32 PM #47
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    Go Asian
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  13. 11-25-09 04:53 PM #48
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    Go plommer
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  14. 11-25-09 04:54 PM #49
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    Choose a russian one...or a hungarian....
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  15. 04-06-12 12:11 PM #50
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    Bump for Nickaaaaay!
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  16. 04-06-12 05:03 PM #51
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    This is the thread where Nicky admitted being a shitlicker. Ha

    Good bump, Plommer
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  17. 04-06-12 05:21 PM #52
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    ive lived with several of my girlfriends over the years, and some of them were very hot imo....but hot or not...their shit stinks. always keeps matches in the bathroom
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  18. 04-07-12 12:53 AM #53
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    had a friend who marry asain chick end up costing over 30 grand, not so easy as 1 2 3
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  19. 04-07-12 10:57 AM #54
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    just make sure you have a mechanic check uner the "hood" for corrosion.
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  20. 04-07-12 12:35 PM #55
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    can i get one for under 3 k?
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  21. 04-07-12 01:23 PM #56
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    dumped a chick for taking a nasty shit at my house one time.
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